The Mourinho Thread

[Term-X 7,891]

Says it all.

[nullabletype 987]

Jose is a malignant narcissist. He takes no blame any time and instead blames any conceivable event that could be construed as debatable as the reason why Chelsea lost.

He cannot turn around and anyone who thinks so is being hoodwinked by his deception.

Chelsea is broken arm and its not just Jose but he is certainly a large part of it.

Jose may have been the best manager in the world but there are about 100 managers who would have Chelsea well above 15 place and out of a relegation battle.

I love these posts because so many times José has shouldered the blame and it goes unnoticed. Once he blames something else, he's a narcissist who can't take responsibility. He's been blaming everything including himself for weeks now.

[Barbara 15,149]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

Offended I'm not in the cheerleader team even after my bunny dance.

Also you have a doctor position vacant - which my bunny dance also prove my credentials.

I swear I know if I should to get in the pitch after both the players and the officials asked my presence.

I also can drive a bus - or a sports car, something my bunny dance should have also proved.

Thought you had some consideration for me

[DYC. 7,542]

Says it all.

Daria. Yum.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Daria. Yum.

Wrong mate. Thats Marina Granov-whatever. Ew.

[stroey 2,525]

Mourinho: "Our fans are magnificent. They give us more than we deserve - especially me. I'm sorry I can't give them more at the moment."

[Henrique 9,133]

I really believe the this team can win the UCL. Mourinho is really bad when his team need to attack and create things, but he is the best around when parking the bus is what it takes. Thats the difference between an away game against Spurs and a home game against Bournemouth. You can't face Bournemouth at SB and just park the bus, but that might work if you are playing against Barcelona or Bayern. Hazard still had the quality and William is full of confidence (last season he would try to pass to Costa, instead of shooting and scoring the second goal against Porto).

With some luck in draw, and with the right players in winter market, everything can happen. For now, I think the team should bring players that can still play UCL.

[Styles 9,790]

I know I give Mourinho a lot of criticism but I have to give him credit when it's due - the way he has developed Own Goal has been magnificent.

I just love it when a manager gives a chance to an unknown player who then repays the faith.

Willian aside, Own Goal has been arguably our player of the season so far.

[didierforever 7,349]

I really respect your opinion and I agree, Fabregas should've been benched long time ago. But come on how old are you? Yes hes been underperforming all the season, but things like this; calling our own players a cunt etc is draging this forum down to RAWK levels...

Otherwise, good lineup and subs from José today, but I can't understand why Remy couldn't get like 10-20 minutes atleast, Costa weren't that great. What's the point in subbing him on with like 3 mins to go?

ivanovic has been worse than him this season - i have not and never will abuse him.

ivanovic has technical frailities. he has lost a yard, on the ball he has never been good, hence he is struggling. his struggles are understandable specially when jose wants him to do the job of a right winger that is, win all the goal kick header which makes him commit himself far too high on the pitch. even yesterday, just from our goal kicks, porto attacked our right flank a couple of times. iva's struggles are understandable. whatever happens, you can never doubt his heart. that is proper chelsea.

now lets talk about cesc. where do i begin? wont track back, wont tackle, wont defend. a bloody fucking CM who wont do the bare minimum in a 2 man midfield. and its not that he CAN NOT, its just that he does not want to. will simply put in a half-arsed tackle, get dribbled past by and then jog back to. and then people have the audacity of showing the stats of "who ran the most" to show that cesc actually fucking works hard. i am sorry, but i dont buy that just because a player wears a chelsea shirt, i am supposed to support him. i support mikel, ramires, i supported kalou - these players are/were average but atleast they gave their all. cesc on the other hand is a person who plays like he does not give a fuck what happens to the club. so why should i care about him. i will call him for how he is. i will call him for the kind of person that would throw pizza over SAF, or spit at ballack or hit lampard. or leave arsenal the way he did, for showing the kind of effort he puts in for the club etc etc..

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Good to see Roman in the crowd. Happy for the man, tough few weeks and now two sets of fans singing his name.

They sang roman's name?

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

I know I give Mourinho a lot of criticism but I have to give him credit when it's due - the way he has developed Own Goal has been magnificent.

I just love it when a manager gives a chance to an unknown player who then repays the faith.

Willian aside, Own Goal has been arguably our player of the season so far.

Own Goal surely has made his mark. Esp after our formerly consistent Arabian poacher Pen Al-Ty has been enduring continued absence due to a tenacious case of refereeris corruptitis.

[Special Juan 27,424]

Great support for him last night but our lot have a massive task ahead of them v Leicester on Monday.

[Kieran. 6,317]

fair enough to Jose, he got everyone fired up, and demonstrating their desire tonight.

i'm not convinced still, he didn't take the necessary steps to improve us, we know what they are by now.

he'll be here for the forseeable future, possibly some more horrible league results incoming, hopefully not

only thing to do, is buy jose as many , wonderful non CL tied players as possible in Jan

Who's available and non cup tied?

[lucio 5,418]

Who's available and non cup tied?

off the top of my head, dortmund players, the marseille striker, maybe players from the milan clubs , john stones?

these guys aren't going to be up for sale, great players usually aren't. but we have a chance, if we make good offers

[didierforever 7,349]

Who's available and non cup tied?

gundogan should be top most priority.

[Jase 43,479]

I know I give Mourinho a lot of criticism but I have to give him credit when it's due - the way he has developed Own Goal has been magnificent.

I just love it when a manager gives a chance to an unknown player who then repays the faith.

Willian aside, Own Goal has been arguably our player of the season so far.

Own Goal is our second highest goalscorer this season with 5, only 2 behind Willian. Credit to Mourinho for snatching him from United.

[DYC. 7,542]

I know I give Mourinho a lot of criticism but I have to give him credit when it's due - the way he has developed Own Goal has been magnificent.

I just love it when a manager gives a chance to an unknown player who then repays the faith.

Willian aside, Own Goal has been arguably our player of the season so far.

I disagree. Set Piece is behind Willian this season. Contemplating whether I should get his shirt.

[bellion 170]

ivanovic has been worse than him this season - i have not and never will abuse him.

ivanovic has technical frailities. he has lost a yard, on the ball he has never been good, hence he is struggling. his struggles are understandable specially when jose wants him to do the job of a right winger that is, win all the goal kick header which makes him commit himself far too high on the pitch. even yesterday, just from our goal kicks, porto attacked our right flank a couple of times. iva's struggles are understandable. whatever happens, you can never doubt his heart. that is proper chelsea.

now lets talk about cesc. where do i begin? wont track back, wont tackle, wont defend. a bloody fucking CM who wont do the bare minimum in a 2 man midfield. and its not that he CAN NOT, its just that he does not want to. will simply put in a half-arsed tackle, get dribbled past by and then jog back to. and then people have the audacity of showing the stats of "who ran the most" to show that cesc actually fucking works hard. i am sorry, but i dont buy that just because a player wears a chelsea shirt, i am supposed to support him. i support mikel, ramires, i supported kalou - these players are/were average but atleast they gave their all. cesc on the other hand is a person who plays like he does not give a fuck what happens to the club. so why should i care about him. i will call him for how he is. i will call him for the kind of person that would throw pizza over SAF, or spit at ballack or hit lampard. or leave arsenal the way he did, for showing the kind of effort he puts in for the club etc etc..

It's best for the club that Fabregas is sold and Ivanovic is let go on a free transfer by not renewing his contract next summer. The club needs to move on and should never be held back by under performers.