The Mourinho Thread

[Leif 6,006]

WENGER'S JOKE:

A very old old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear

"Give me a kiss, luv!"

"No!", replied the nurse

"Oh go on!", said wenger

"No!", replied the nurse again

"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?"

"For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be wanking you off right now!"

[Rmpr 8,977]

KDB is the embodiment of 'selling the future of the club for a league title'.

So much damage caused just to win the least competitive title in recent memory.

Outplayed by 10 man PSG in the same year we strolled to the league.

#NeverForget

Omg this forum is worse by the day!

At the time KdB was in our squad we had Oscar and Mata ahead of him and there are only a certain number of AMs one team can play. Mata had just come off two player of the season awards and if you remember Oscar was by far our best player in 2013-14.

So it would just be natural for Jose to play Mata, Oscar and Hazard as our attcking trio. Also, after Mata didnt perform, KDB did very very poorly with the chances he had.

At the time no one cried over KDB's sale. Everyone knew he was goos but at the same time no one would even think about trading him over Mata or Oscar!

The true issue is not that KDB is having good matches for City. The issue is our own players aren't performing at the level they are suposed to. If Hazard and Oscar were putting up good shows, not a single member would be crying for KDB.

[Stats 6,981]

Louis van Gaal blasts Anthony Martial as STUPID

Imagine if Mou say something like this, how media and some of you here would react.

You are twisting what he said.

He said this: "Martial is a human being, he reacts and it is a stupid reaction, but sometimes these things happen. "He said it is the first time it happens to him, if it always happens with me it's a pity.''

Nothing is wrong or OTT with what he said and I don't think it was wrong of him to say that publicly. Now if he called Martial stupid that is another story but he never.

[iceboy 992]

You are twisting what he said.

He said this: "Martial is a human being, he reacts and it is a stupid reaction, but sometimes these things happen. "He said it is the first time it happens to him, if it always happens with me it's a pity.''

Nothing is wrong or OTT with what he said and I don't think it was wrong of him to say that publicly. Now if he called Martial stupid that is another story but he never.

Even for this a lot a lot of people would moan as always. blla blla

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

Omg this forum is worse by the day!

At the time KdB was in our squad we had Oscar and Mata ahead of him and there are only a certain number of AMs one team can play. Mata had just come off two player of the season awards and if you remember Oscar was by far our best player in 2013-14.

So it would just be natural for Jose to play Mata, Oscar and Hazard as our attcking trio. Also, after Mata didnt perform, KDB did very very poorly with the chances he had.

At the time no one cried over KDB's sale. Everyone knew he was goos but at the same time no one would even think about trading him over Mata or Oscar!

The true issue is not that KDB is having good matches for City. The issue is our own players aren't performing at the level they are suposed to. If Hazard and Oscar were putting up good shows, not a single member would be crying for KDB.

"Chances" 5 starts in 5 months time.

The true issue is Mourinho and him being a short term manager. He doesn't rotate his squad properly which has benefits short term but in the long run it burns out the ones constantly playing and pisses off the ones that don't. (De Bruyne, Filipe Luis)

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

"Chances" 5 starts in 5 months time.

The true issue is Mourinho and him being a short term manager. He doesn't rotate his squad properly which has benefits short term but in the long run it burns out the ones constantly playing and pisses off the ones that don't. (De Bruyne, Filipe Luis)

I've been reading this comment over and over in the last few months, someone else replies to this same very post, with good and rational counterarguments, but then this same very post gets posted again, over and over and over. It's like explaining to a kid why his ice cream fell on the ground and when he'll get home he'll get a candy probably, but he keeps crying no matter what.

[Fulham Broadway 16,396]

Many sit in judgement of what Jose does...some defend him and some attack him! He now divides opinion largely because the results and performances have been poor. But theres no binary position, you cant criticise one thing about him without being a 'Jose Out' merchant. You cant say some of his merits without being a 'Jose fan boy'.

Lets hope his hair isnt ruffled too much on Saturday or the media will be on him with 'Messy Mourinho'.

Anyway, I reckon Marlon Harewood will replace Hazard in the summer.

[Adnane 1,101]

I've been reading this comment over and over in the last few months, someone else replies to this same very post, with good and rational counterarguments, but then this same very post gets posted again, over and over and over. It's like explaining to a kid why his ice cream fell on the ground and when he'll get home he'll get a candy probably, but he keeps crying no matter what.

Happens with all the moaning posts, that's one of the reasons why I stopped trying personnally

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

I've been reading this comment over and over in the last few months, someone else replies to this same very post, with good and rational counterarguments, but then this same very post gets posted again, over and over and over. It's like explaining to a kid why his ice cream fell on the ground and when he'll get home he'll get a candy probably, but he keeps crying no matter what.

Ever thought that maybe the counterarguments you believe to be "good" and "rational" aren't deemed as such by other people ? Something for you to think about.

[the wes 7,212]

Fs lads we are title to have one bad season instead moaning get behind the team try supporting chelsea in late 80's and early 90's when we were getting beat every week

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

Ever thought that maybe the counterarguments you believe to be "good" and "rational" aren't deemed as such by other people ? Something for you to think about.

So instead of countercounterargumenting with something better, we are doomed to reading the same comment over and over until we win another major title?

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

So instead of countercounterargumenting with something better, we are doomed to reading the same comment over and over until we win another major title?

But the counterarguments have been countered by people. You just seem to completely dismiss them and only acknowledge the counterarguments in favor of Mourinho.

[Reddish-Blue 2,224]

I agree with him though, JT usually speaks with integrity, have a lot of respect for him. Cant think of a board that wouldnt want Jose on a short-term contract.

Fixed

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

But the counterarguments have been countered by people. You just seem to completely dismiss them and only acknowledge the counterarguments in favor of Mourinho.

So why do we need to keep reading the same childish and redundant comments?

But what you want to do, i'm a "Mourinho worshipper" now excuse me while i go sacrifice a goat for being "weak and naive" in the name of our portoguese lord and saviour.

[the wes 7,212]

Big deal mourinho made a mistake with Kevin De Bruyne all great managers make mistakes look at Fergie with pogba at least chelsea got money outta Kevin De Bruyne utd got sweet fuck all outta the pogba deal

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

So why do we need to keep reading the same childish and redundant comments?

But what you want to do, i'm a "Mourinho worshipper" now excuse me while i go sacrifice a goat for being "weak and naive" in the name of our portoguese lord and saviour.

Again that's your opinion. There are other people who don't find the comments to be "childish" and "redundant".

I never called you a "Mourinho worshipper" ?

Sacrificing a goat ? Well whatever makes you happy i suppose...

[lucio 5,399]

Big deal mourinho made a mistake with Kevin De Bruyne all great managers make mistakes look at Fergie with pogba at least chelsea got money outta Kevin De Bruyne utd got sweet fuck all outta the pogba deal

fergie didn't start pogba 1st day of the season , watch him get motm , scapegoat him after a goalless draw the next week , and then exile him in favour of worse players.

pogba was an academy player , kevin was already a multi million pound investment , with a top season in germany behind him

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

Again that's your opinion. There are other people who don't find the comments to be "childish" and "redundant".

I never called you a "Mourinho worshipper" ?

Sacrificing a goat ? Well whatever makes you happy i suppose...

I give up, message isn't going through apparently.....