The Mourinho Thread

[The Skipper 20,593]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

[Kieran. 6,317]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

Let me shine the boots.

[Spike 12,049]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Sign up that Adebayor lad on a free and sell 'em next year for a profit. Next pop in a 50p bid for that Alexis Texas fella from the Ukraine. I hear Niko Krankjar is available for loan, get 'em for a season and a half at 50% wages with an option to buy for half a mill.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Let me shine the boots.

Signed! Also signed on to be the manager of the tea ladies.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Sign up that Adebayor lad on a free and sell 'em next year for a profit. Next pop in a 50p bid for that Alexis Texas fella from the Ukraine. I hear Niko Krankjar is available for loan, get 'em for a season and a half at 50% wages with an option to buy for half a mill.

This is why you're Chief Scout.

[Spike 12,049]

This is why you're Chief Scout.

That Rivaldo fella is still knocking about. Get 'em on a play-for-play contract put him at rightback and we'll be knocking on Thursday night European dates for the next few years.

[kmk108 1,186]

I think it's the same poster to be fair.

Just that people would say, "can you just be happy we are winning or keeping a clean sheet"

They been voicing their opinion long before we started doing crap but not many paid attention.

And now when they keep voicing people like you say that "they have suddenly appear"

No they have always been saying the same thing, it's nothing new.

Just that some of us choose to ignore them.

And no I don't hold sympathy for a manager because we won tittle. We won mostly because of money.

It would have different if we was like Nothingham Forest and a particular manager would have made us relevant.

It has already been proven that any fool with money can win something.

The team is largely unchanged from last season, so if money won the title, money caused this problem as well. If Mourinho won the title, he also caused this problem. If the players won the title, they're also to blame for what's going on. It's not fair to say money won the title last season, not Mourinho, but he's to blame for what's going on now.

[SinineUltra 1,170]

I understand your decision mate, this thread went quiet for 1 month because in November we only lost once: Stoke where we played well and Remy should've had a penalty. After that a draw against Spurs where people thought we would eat 4-5 goals but we kept a clean sheet, and another 3 wins. We were improving in November but people act like that month never happened, one lose against Bournemouth and BAM! - all of them are partying again on here.

It's very easy to be liked on TC, you simply have to register an account today like that piece of plastic Bellion, just say ''F*ck Mourinho'' or ‘’Mourinho out'' and you are guaranteed likes from members. Or maybe call all the Mourinho defenders fanboys and ass kissers, nothing will happen - no warnings at all.

Dont worry mate, there are more supporters for Mourinho outside of this little forum, that is what matters in the end. Second observation I've made is that there are a lot of similar faces who are always for sacking a manager or slating them. Same faces who want Ancelotti in for Mourinho were the same people calling for his head after one trophyless season.

[Tomo 21,733]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

My terms are wages matching what Courtois Is on as Well as Turnbull returning alongside me

[Amblève. 4,995]

@The Skipper, I can't believe you forgot to make me Mikel's personal assistent. Jesus fuck, man

[Rhino's Skin 972]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

very good ;-)

Can I apply for the press officer role..... guess you need someone whose glass is half full and takes no nonsense from the negative bunch?

[didierforever 7,349]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

it would be my pleasure...

and i dont demand any wages. just one condition - i get to kick cesc in the nads.

[Fulham Broadway 16,838]

it would be my pleasure...

and i dont demand any wages. just one condition - i get to kick cesc in the nads.

You'll have to check hes got any first !

[DYC. 7,542]

Hey guys, if Mourinho doesn't survive after Porto I will apply for the manager role. My back room team would be:

Assistant Managers: @DYC., @OhForAGreavsie, @lionsden

Coaching staff: @Magic Lamps (fitness), @Peace. (technique), @The Chels (defending), @Tomo (goalkeeping), @Muzchap (attacking).

Scouting team: @Spike (chief), @stroey, @Fulham Broadway, @Stats

Cheerleaders: @Jason, @BlueLion, @didierforever

I'm bringing in a new DoF too: @Special Juan

I'm ready to bring us back into the top 4 at the very least, this season.

Edit:

Almost forgot a very important staff member! Our new tea lady: @Leif.

I'm honoured.

A few demands:

1. £10 mil a year. I'm not greedy.

2. No press. Ever.

3. Private helicopter. All expenses paid. Not by me.

4. Batmobile + Batcave.

5. Jennifer Lopez as my personal assistant.

6. Get rid of the ugly male cheerleaders.

Non-negotiable.

[didierforever 7,349]

I'm honoured.

A few demands:

1. £10 mil a year. I'm not greedy.

2. No press. Ever.

3. Private helicopter. All expenses paid. Not by me.

4. Batmobile + Batcave.

5. Jennifer Lopez as my personal assistant.

6. Get rid of the ugly male cheerleaders.

Non-negotiable.

how dare you? :lol:

[DYC. 7,542]

how dare you? :lol:

Male cheerleaders are an abomination.

[Fernando 6,455]

The team is largely unchanged from last season, so if money won the title, money caused this problem as well. If Mourinho won the title, he also caused this problem. If the players won the title, they're also to blame for what's going on. It's not fair to say money won the title last season, not Mourinho, but he's to blame for what's going on now.

No but money has made it possible for managers to win titles.

Can't understand why I should feel sympathy for a manager just because he won a tittle when it was expected because of money spent.

There's nothing amazing about winning a PL when you spend a lot of money.

If anything, minnows like Pellegrini and Mancini winning a tittle shows that it's nothing special if you spend good money on players.

When you spend a standard is expected. Simple and nothing more.

[kmk108 1,186]

No but money has made it possible for managers to win titles.

Can't understand why I should feel sympathy for a manager just because he won a tittle when it was expected because of money spent.

There's nothing amazing about winning a PL when you spend a lot of money.

If anything, minnows like Pellegrini and Mancini winning a tittle shows that it's nothing special if you spend good money on players.

When you spend a standard is expected. Simple and nothing more.

I wouldn't exactly call Pellegrini and Mancini minnows. They've won plenty of titles.