Romelu Lukaku

[Mário César 825]

22 minutes ago, Mhsc said:

Fortunately for us that is not how football or business works. 

exactly

I hope our board don't make easy for them 

he is our player

we are not a charity house 

if they want him, pay for him 

[lucio 5,418]

Useless sack of shite , terminate his contract 

[TheHulk 1,431]

Least everyone will laugh tonight of this dumb donkey.

[lucio 5,418]

Big fat loser. Worst striker in History. Hope everyone laughs this clown into early retirement 

[Blue Armour 4,176]

Bit worried that Inter won't come in for him after this disaster of a final.

Who else will take him? The only hope is that he doesn't want to stick at Chelsea either.

[Artandur 938]

Only the Saudis can save us now

[Magic Lamps 11,473]

I knew he was gonna waste all these chances the second he came on. Just send him to the reserves no one is ever gonna buy him. Just 100m+ down the drain 

[robsblubot 3,263]

Can we talk about the literal elephant in the room? he looks fat again... as in way too heavy and slow for this level.

And it's not the first time it happened is it? That was pretty much his form at United. That should tell everything scouts and clubs should know about him as a top player, and yet we signed him all the same. Boggles the mind.

[DDA 9,570]

Absolute gobshite of a player. 

Doesn't deserve to be a professional footballer earning millions. 

The World is fucked.

Edited June 10, 2023 by DDA

[Vesper 27,436]

7 minutes ago, robsblubot said:

Can we talk about the literal elephant in the room? he looks fat again... as in way too heavy and slow for this level.

And it's not the first time it happened is it? That was pretty much his form at United. That should tell everything scouts and clubs should know about him as a top player, and yet we signed him all the same. Boggles the mind.

it was insanity what we did when we bought him for damn near 200m counting salary and add-ons

[Pizy 17,868]

Best bet is to make him available for a dirt cheap price. If Inter decide they don’t want him any longer then someone will take a punt for £25-30m or something. 

[Magic Lamps 11,473]

4 minutes ago, Pizy said:

Best bet is to make him available for a dirt cheap price. If Inter decide they don’t want him any longer then someone will take a punt for £25-30m or something. 

Even for 5m no one is gonna touch him cos of his insane wages and toxic attitude.

[Blue Armour 4,176]

He was just so....lazy after coming on as a sub

His first ever CL final (I think?)...and he didn't even bother to press. And then he goes and blocks a certain goal.

[Mário César 825]

after today, I think inter board will not approach us to buy him 

[Magic Lamps 11,473]

23 minutes ago, Blue Armour said:

He was just so....lazy after coming on as a sub

His first ever CL final (I think?)...and he didn't even bother to press. And then he goes and blocks a certain goal.

Lukaku best defender for the opposition team at blocking goal bound shits just like vs donezk 2 yrs ago. 
 It tbf i think that di marco header would have been blocked by Dias on the line 

the miss was way worse. 4m out, 7,20m open goal, 15cm Ederson’s leg. Guess what he hits. Probably worse than all the Timo misses for us the last few years. Still, fat Rom did not even look bothered.  Probably will blame his coach not starting him for missing yet another sitter

[Duppy Conqueror 1,451]

Rom & PEA having over 650 goals between them is more mindblowing than watching an episode of Through the Wormhole on Acid.

[Vesper 27,436]

12 minutes ago, Duppy Conqueror said:

Rom & PEA having over 650 goals between them is more mindblowing than watching an episode of Through the Wormhole on Acid.

681 combined top flight goals for club and country

209 combined topflight assists

890 total topflight goals produced

madness that they are now (Auba) or most of the time (Rom) so utterly shit

[chelsea_4_eva 1,144]

The man who talks the talk but cannot walk the walk. Lukaku in every sense of the way.