Edinson Cavani

[haranr 485]

if he doesnt then you have to give £100 to my charity!

If he doesnt sign in July, U got it

[haranr 485]

When is CR7 coming?

CR7 will leave Madrid in January to PSG

[jmarlow 458]

Confederations cup finishes in June 30th so he will then get a few weeks holiday so July 16th could actually be legit! lol

We shall see! I dont believe it but i really want us to sign him!

[haranr 485]

Confederations cup finishes in June 30th so he will then get a few weeks holiday so July 16th could actually be legit! lol

We shall see! I dont believe it but i really want us to sign him!

I never told this to anyone but I have got the power to get into player's mind and make them sign for teams so.... if u believe in me He shall sign.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I think there should be a new term for what we have here.

I am gonna call it "We hate Scousing it". Ever since his glorious inside knowledge coming true, there has been an increase in "we hate scousing it".

Hopefully we get him, and it comes through, but i don't think its as clear cut as that.

[termninja 5,290]

My 2 previous posts aside, we can look at Cavani's transfer from another angle.

Let's assume he wants to go to Madrid.

We approach him, our bid gets accepted and we get to speak to him.

As few players will leave the club, our wage budget will increase + if Torres leaves, it would increase even more meaning we can offer him a high wage he would ask or expect.

Mourinho brings him in and first tells him:

• How big of a circus Real Madrid is.
• Tells him about Essien's birthday party on which only a few teammates came.
• Tells him why he lost players' support, but of course blaming them (not important if true).
• Tells him about prima donnas.
• Tells him that he won't get as much passes and involvement because of Ronaldo.

Then Mou tells him that at Chelsea:

• He would be a number 1 striker with a lot of freedom and importance, both on and off the pitch.
• He would get more competition and bigger games due to very competitive teams unlike Spain.
• That Fergie left and United won't be a fucking nuisance as they were before, that Arse just suck, Tottenhem even more meaning ==> BIGGER CHANCES FOR EPL TITLE!
• Then Jose sprays in some more random stuff to convince him even further as a verbal maestro he is.
• Finally, tells him that we will invest even more in the squad and that we want to go for all trophies.

He accepts that and signs? Edinson you made a proper proper move in your career which you won't be disappointed with. We as fans will give even more support then you would actually deserve since we are desperate for a kick ass striker, and everything will seem kick ass after Torres

He rejects all that and still wishes to go to Madrid ? Well fuck off, with that mindset we don't need you anyway

[DDA 9,689]

A source tells me Cavani will be heading to Chelsea on July 16.

(My friend's dad is an Italian journalist)

CR7 will leave Madrid in January to PSG

There's only one 'We Hate Scouse' my son!

[Special Juan 27,454]

Guys Dont understimite my prediciton skills u will be suprised.

Lottery numbers for tomorrow please.

[Chelsea? 892]

I never told this to anyone but I have got the power to get into player's mind and make them sign for teams so.... if u believe in me He shall sign.

my mom told me I was the only one with that ability.

[LeonDavis23 371]

has a hot sister named capri

[Billy. 2,742]

has a hot sister named capri

i just goggled Carpi Cavani and a pornstar come up is that really his sister or are you on a wind up lol

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

A source tells me Cavani will be heading to Chelsea on July 16.

(My friend's dad is an Italian journalist)

My friend's Dad is Jose Mourinho. Don't worry you can trust me, I'm not bullshitting. We'll sign Pele soon, Mourinho told me himself.

[haranr 485]

My friend's Dad is Jose Mourinho. Don't worry you can trust me, I'm not bullshitting. We'll sign Pele soon, Mourinho told me himself.

U will all obey me when I get this one right.

[Muzchap 8,966]

U will all obey me when I get this one right.

I admire your optimism - I really do...

But I see your youthful exuberance and raise it with old age and experience - there's a long way to go yet - and we're not even close...

[nono 791]

City are spending big money on players that aren't really that amazing. Navas and Fernandinho are both overrated imo. They won't hesitate to spend the extra money for Cavani.

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

Navas is quality though. I'm pretty sure he had some form on anxiety which stopped him moving before

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Navas is quality though. I'm pretty sure he had some form on anxiety which stopped him moving before

I think he's solid but nothing to worry over.

[Sovieticus 743]

Navas is quality though. I'm pretty sure he had some form on anxiety which stopped him moving before

He's a pacewhore.