The Mourinho Thread

[cfcs most wanted 657]

Transfer expenditure in signing squad members (million €):

1. Real Madrid - 587

2. Man City - 560

3. Man Utd - 533

4. PSG - 525

5. Chelsea - 407

6. Barcelona - 394

7. Liverpool - 344

8. Bayern - 337

9. Arsenal - 305

10. Juventus - 301

http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/pdf/wp116_eng.pdf

English sides sure can't complain about spending power. Chelsea in the top 5. Manchester clubs rivalling Real.

Liverpool in 7th haha. The likes of Atletico, Valencia, Dortmund well behind. Sevilla have done extremely well to create that side with 77 mil, after losing a few players in the summer as well.

The problem with English sides is that they don't recognise talent, they only buy big names

[Polo7 3,496]

Jose is the reason the top players don't want to come here.

Because Pedro, Costa, Fabregas were all pretty much garbage.

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

this last page was hilarious to read

[Clockwork 1,794]

err...right... i guess jose told martinez to play the pighead and reject stones's transfer request

he said top players, Stones is not a top player.

[Unionjack 7,531]

Jose is the reason the top players don't want to come here.

I got a good one

Husband takes his Mrs clubbing.

There’s a geezer on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, backdrops,flips,spins the works.

She turns to him and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"

[blues.bridge 343]

chelsea, at the moment, no has a project

[zolayes 14,489]

I got a good one

Husband takes his Mrs clubbing.

There’s a geezer on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back backdrops,flips,spins the works.

She turns to him and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"

im old enough to have heard most jokes ,, but that is a good NEW version of an old classic :tophat:

[didierforever 7,349]

Our central midfield is tooooooo slow. We need Ruben in there in a 4-3-3 or we are toast..... who agrees?

i dont think "slowness" is the main problem here. defensively, our center mid with cesc and without oscar is a DISASTER.

[Azul 1,615]

i dont think "slowness" is the main problem here. defensively, our center mid with cesc and without oscar is a DISASTER.

Yeah, energy is also a problem.

[cfcs most wanted 657]

brendan rodgers

[didierforever 7,349]

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/9/7/9271663/jose-mourinho-chelsea-interview

seems weird since he is the one who has got us off track with his poor selections.

7 points out of 4 matches with 2 back to back wins compared to 4 points out of 4 matches with a disastorous result at home against palace. massive difference mr. mourinho. and all because you wont accept and drop your favourites.

[Fernando 6,491]

Ivanovic, Matic and Fabregas struggle in Chelsea's nightmare start

http://www.espnfc.us/club/chelsea/363/blog/post/2601103/ivanovic-matic-and-fabregas-under-threat-at-chelsea

Says it all:

So what will Mourinho do? Will he make the changes that are being demanded of him against Everton, or wait for what looks like less challenging opposition in the form of Maccabi or Walsall to experiment?

Unfortunately, the likelihood is Mourinho will persist with his experienced ranks at Goodison Park but what is tried and tested can no longer necessarily be trusted. He needs to shuffle the pack and make changes for the trip to Everton because the nightmare is still out there waiting to return.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

look at Jose Daughter and he allows his daughter to dress like that in Public.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho gets over his early season woes by taking daughter Matilde to the GQ Men of the Year Awards

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3226859/Chelsea-manager-Jose-Mourinho-gets-early-season-woes-taking-daughter-Matilde-GQ-Men-Year-Awards.html

[termninja 5,290]

look at Jose Daughter and he allows his daughter to dress like that in Public.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho gets over his early season woes by taking daughter Matilde to the GQ Men of the Year Awards

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3226859/Chelsea-manager-Jose-Mourinho-gets-early-season-woes-taking-daughter-Matilde-GQ-Men-Year-Awards.html

She doesn't study medicine by any chance? We could use a doctor, and chances are Jose won't get pissed at her the way he did with Eva

[Styles 9,790]

look at Jose Daughter and he allows his daughter to dress like that in Public.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho gets over his early season woes by taking daughter Matilde to the GQ Men of the Year Awards

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3226859/Chelsea-manager-Jose-Mourinho-gets-early-season-woes-taking-daughter-Matilde-GQ-Men-Year-Awards.html

Damn. José can get Willian to cover Ivanovic but can't get his daughter to cover up.

[DYC. 7,542]

Damn. José can get Willian to cover Ivanovic but can't get his daughter to cover up.

Must be hard to have a full grown daughter. Especially if she's attractive. Just the thought of it frightens me. She'd be wearing a sweater covered with pink rhinos if it was up to me.

[termninja 5,290]

Must be hard to have a full grown daughter. Especially if she's attractive. Just the thought of it frightens me. She'd be wearing a sweater covered with pink rhinos if it was up to me.

Imagine going to meet her family for a family lunch and telling them you will get married. No pressure [emoji9] [emoji9]

[Roquila 1,335]