Edinson Cavani

[Mouri_Matic 560]

So let me get this straight, it is like this:

-He said joining Madrid is his dream but he don't think Spanish football suit him, LOL WTF?

-His mum said they have been in contact with Man City and Madrid only

-His brother said he want to stay at Napoli

-His dad said he is only interested in joining Madrid

-A few days ago he said he would love to work under Pellegrini or Mourinho

-His agents probably licking his lips thinking how much money he will make from this

-That idiot Napoli president said he was in talk with us and he will only leave for £53m;his release clause

WTF, doesn't even fit in together

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

I wouldnt take his fathers quotes at face value. Cavani himself said he doesnt know if Spain would suit him, and working under Jose would be a dream. However, I think Madrid are the only ones who will match the fee unfortunately

[Mouri_Matic 560]

Oh if only Madrid signs Suarez and City signs Jovetic. Straight run at him for us

[Hutcho 8,443]

Cba with the will he won't he Bs. Pay the money, or have a little faith and put lukaku up front.

[Severinb 309]

I'm not entirely sure what this is meant as?

That this tranfer thread is a joke if a shit source says he is coming you guys are celebrating and if the shit sources says he is not joining you guys make fun of the source..

[Hutcho 8,443]

Oh if only Madrid signs Suarez and City signs Jovetic. Straight run at him for us

We don't need a straight run at him. All we have to do is pay the money on the price tag if we want him. If not we don't.

[Special Juan 27,528]

That this tranfer thread is a joke if a shit source says he is coming you guys are celebrating and if the shit sources says he is not joining you guys make fun of the source..

If you had done your homework you would of seen I had made jokes of this transfer nigh on all the time, whether it be him saying he likes Jose, loves Pellegrini's hair or how his dad wants him to join Madrid because they have nice lager or his mam like the wool for knitting better in Manchester.

Lighten up man.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

I appreciate that there are many people who want to see Chelsea spend money like it's 2003 again but there are a few of us who would to see the club turn a profit occasionly, and been seen as a real force by building a great team rather than because we've spent another £100m in the transfer window.

thats all great but it doesnt detract from your rational that we shouldn't spend big money on strikers because sheva and torres were flops. Its like saying you got food poisoning once so youll never eat again!

[mybodyisready 155]

Ok so who is left?

Benteke?

Jovetic is more of a SS, isn't a natural goalscorer.

Lewandowski but if reports are to be believed then he's lusting for Bayern

We're going to be stuck with shit cunts like torrid and Ba. fuck this, i'm out.

[Mouri_Matic 560]

We don't need a straight run at him. All we have to do is pay the money on the price tag if we want him. If not we don't.

My point is exactly that, just activate the damn clause and save us all the hassle. Is £45m and £53m that much difference?

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

People seriously linking benteke as our main man ....wow! Just downgraded rapidly

[Severinb 309]

Ok so who is left?

Benteke?

Jovetic is more of a SS, isn't a natural goalscorer.

Lewandowski but if reports are to be believed then he's lusting for Bayern

We're going to be stuck with shit cunts like torrid and Ba. fuck this, i'm out.

Dont forget lukaku world class talent that we already own!

[The only place to be 11,313]

My point is exactly that, just activate the damn clause and save us all the hassle. Is £45m and £53m that much difference?

It's potentially an Azpilicueta or a De Bruyne.

People seriously linking benteke as our main man ....wow! Just downgraded rapidly

To be fair, he done us pretty good at Villa Park. He's raw and he's a bit messy but he's also £30 million less than Cavani.

Plus he's Belgian - you can never have enough.

[Mouri_Matic 560]

It's potentially an Azpilicueta or a De Bruyne.

Or a Marin

[Sovieticus 743]

Let's go for Benteke and build Belgium FC this time, like Newcastle is building le France United.

[gr123 167]

thats all great but it doesnt detract from your rational that we shouldn't spend big money on strikers because sheva and torres were flops. Its like saying you got food poisoning once so youll never eat again!

Fact is, Falcao cost Porto fuck all, Cavani cost Palermo fuck all, Lewa cost Dortmund fuck all, Suarez cost Ajax fuck all. Why are we chasing after a guy who's now going to cost us £53m and take another massive risk. Not to mention the wages that he'd be given.

Somebody mentioned earlier that Torres was on the way down when we bought him - funny, there's no mention of that in the first 10 pages of his thread in the player database..

[Badboy 1,526]

I'm really disappointed now because it seems like he's not coming to us any more which is a huge huge shame.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

He said that Spanish football doesn't suite him, his brother said he's staying at Napoli, his mom said he's negotiating city and his dad says he's going to Madrid. Quite a family those 'Cavani's!