The Mourinho Thread

[Spike 12,049]

Get back to moaning please this is not acceptable.

You are as fun as a weighing myself, taking shits, weighing myself again and then posting about my shit's weight on the internet.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

You spend far too much of your life on a forum quoting people who've had you on ignore far longer than they can remember

Quote quote quote, stop talking to people and post an opinion yeah

Evidently you don't have me on ignore...In fact I haven't noticed that anybody has. Enlighten me, please?

Talking to people gets me inside news which gets me respected. Your opinions aren't respected, you get slated every time you post. Why are you even still here?

Imagine having me on ignore and missing all my big exclusive world breaking super duper extraordinary news. No points for that person, just like you.

[Special Juan 28,088]

You are as fun as a weighing myslef, taking shits, weighing myself again and then posting about my shit weight on the internet.

I wish I had a wallet as thick as you.

[Spike 12,049]

I wish I had a wallet as thick as you.

You missed the joke. SMH SP, I expected more from you.

[Leif 6,006]

Evidently you don't have me on ignore...In fact I haven't noticed that anybody has. Enlighten me, please?

Talking to people gets me inside news which gets me respected. Your opinions aren't respected, you get slated every time you post. Why are you even still here?

Imagine having me on ignore and missing all my big exclusive world breaking super duper extraordinary news. No points for that person, just like you.

Calm down with thinking you're some genius with everything figured out, I saw you'd double posted so obviously I clicked the "see post" option as i presumed you had replied to my post.

I hope your forum respect does you loads in the real world my beer bellied man. I'm here to post opinions. Are you here to live? Is that why you're upset when unwanted visitors are in your home?

[Spike 12,049]

Scouseman doesn't need to post opinions, he posts FACTS. Like Rafa Benetiz and Termie.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Scouseman doesn't need to post opinions, he posts FACTS. Like Rafa Benetiz and Termie.

My stats speak for themself. Just call me Mateja Kezman

[kellzfresh 7,229]

You are as fun as a weighing myself, taking shits, weighing myself again and then posting about my shit's weight on the internet.

[Kieran. 6,317]

Calm down with thinking you're some genius with everything figured out, I saw you'd double posted so obviously I clicked the "see post" option as i presumed you had replied to my post.

I hope your forum respect does you loads in the real world my beer bellied man. I'm here to post opinions. Are you here to live? Is that why you're upset when unwanted visitors are in your home?

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[Leif 6,006]

imagine being 30+ spending your days talking to teenagers on a forum while most likely leaving your neglected lover to find other pleasures behind your back during those times. Imagine being a fully grown man and taking the interwebz as passionately as certain men do full stop.

i can't imagine what future generations of children raised by more than frequent forum posters will be like. fucked most likely. unless mum's doing all the work while dad talks to his forum friends.

don't quote moi again @We Hate Scouse,

hope i'm on ignore now so your Positivity Brigade wont hassle moi I hope you feed your family well with your Rep points

*In response to you asking why I still post. I don't really feel the need to answer that, but do feel the need to pose the same question to you. Not that i'd like an answer. Do some self reflecting.

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

imagine being 30+ spending your days talking to teenagers on a forum while most likely leaving your neglected lover to find other pleasures behind your back during those times. Imagine being a fully grown man and taking the interwebz as passionately as certain men do full stop.

i can't imagine what future generations of children raised by more than frequent forum posters will be like. fucked most likely. unless mum's doing all the work while dad talks to his forum friends.

don't quote moi again @ WHS

hope i'm on ignore now so your Positivity Brigade wont hassle moi I hope you feed your family well with your Rep points

*In response to you asking why I still post. I don't really feel the need to answer that, but do feel the need to pose the same question to you. Not that i'd like an answer. Do some self reflecting.

Imagine being a faggot who steals from others.

[Leif 6,006]

Imagine being a faggot who steals from others.

I wouldn't mind being a faggot?

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

I wouldn't mind being a faggot?

Neither being a thief apparently.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

imagine being 30+ spending your days talking to teenagers on a forum while most likely leaving your neglected lover to find other pleasures behind your back during those times. Imagine being a fully grown man and taking the interwebz as passionately as certain men do full stop.

i can't imagine what future generations of children raised by more than frequent forum posters will be like. fucked most likely. unless mum's doing all the work while dad talks to his forum friends.

don't quote moi again @We Hate Scouse,

hope i'm on ignore now so your Positivity Brigade wont hassle moi I hope you feed your family well with your Rep points

*In response to you asking why I still post. I don't really feel the need to answer that, but do feel the need to pose the same question to you. Not that i'd like an answer. Do some self reflecting.

I quoted you. What you going to do big man.

[Leif 6,006]

I quoted you. What you going to do big man.

Pray that someone has finally gotten through to you. Kids need a dad.

[Spike 12,049]

Pray that someone has finally gotten through to you. Kids need a dad.

No they don't actually. Plenty of children grow up without a dad.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Pray that someone has finally gotten through to you. Kids need a dad.

It's a bit late...

[Leif 6,006]

No they don't actually. Plenty of children grow up without a dad.

And we turn out great don't we?