The Mourinho Thread

[iseah100 5,612]

The cheek of people that spend half their time in the Oscar thread abusing him complaining about constructive criticism in this thread. Clowns.

Lol

[Leif 6,006]

tbh the majority of you are absolute idiots and sound like you belong on a playground, or at a rubbish dump squabbling over some old bread like seagulls

i say this bc i don't care about the backlash

as it's a fucking forum

get a life some of you

not so that you post less, but so you grow to learn not to take offence at every sentence that doesn't fit your quota

[Amblève. 4,995]

tbh the majority of you are absolute idiots and sound like you belong on a playground, or at a rubbish dump squabbling over some old bread like seagulls

Liked because of this part.

[Adnane 1,101]

TC is brilliant these days, you guys are pretty much giving me big entertainment in my work hours, I haven't done a single thing for a while now.

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

TC is brilliant these days, you guys are pretty much giving me big entertainment in my work hours, I haven't done a single thing for a while now.

I take it you are the Mikel of the office?

[Adnane 1,101]

Let's say Maniche

Quaresma

Better, Mineiro

I miss Mikel btw, in his prime ( 2009-2012 level ), this dude would have gave us the imperial 4-3-3 with Cesc and Matic we're all dreaming of.

[Chelsea Legend 11 4,062]

tbh the majority of you are absolute idiots and sound like you belong on a playground, or at a rubbish dump squabbling over some old bread like seagulls

i say this bc i don't care about the backlash

as it's a fucking forum

get a life some of you

not so that you post less, but so you grow to learn not to take offence at every sentence that doesn't fit your quota

I fail to see how what you're doing is any better than the majority you call idiots who belong in playgrounds? You have strong opinions about Chelsea and participate in the same sort of squabbling as the rest.

Its a fucking forum! Yes, so expect your opinion to be met with criticism.

[Laugh1ngMan 393]

I don't mind how Mou sets up in big games.

The one thing i do mind is that it isn't working well anymore.

We are not creating enough opportunities to score.

Our counterattacking has been almost non existent since we don't really have the right kind of players for that anymore with the loss of Schurrle/Salah (only formation it might work with is Remy/Hazard/Willian/Ramires as the front 4)

And for some reason we are incapable to play it out from the back so what we end up with is a game were we are constantly defending/hoofing it up field when we win the ball back/loose posession and start over again.

Hence we are barely creating any scoring opportunities and are scraping results together mostly through a lot of luck (see QPR/Hull where we scored every single shot on target)

[Fernando 6,585]

I don't mind how Mou sets up in big games.

The one thing i do mind is that it isn't working well anymore.

We are not creating enough opportunities to score.

Our counterattacking has been almost non existent since we don't really have the right kind of players for that anymore with the loss of Schurrle/Salah (only formation it might work with is Remy/Hazard/Willian/Ramires as the front 4)

And for some reason we are incapable to play it out from the back so what we end up with is a game were we are constantly defending/hoofing it up field when we win the ball back/loose posession and start over again.

Hence we are barely creating any scoring opportunities and are scraping results together mostly through a lot of luck (see QPR/Hull where we scored every single shot on target)

Kinda reminds me of City last season.

They play some amazing futbol first half of the season.

Everyone was scared to play them, and then started to faded second half.

City won a Carling Cup and the League while just making it to the last 16.

Kinda similar to us only difference we are ahead by 7 points.

Now this season instead of improving they regress horrible, especially the second half of the season.

We shall see what is our course next season.

[tiby2979 175]

tbh the majority of you are absolute idiots and sound like you belong on a playground, or at a rubbish dump squabbling over some old bread like seagulls

i say this bc i don't care about the backlash

as it's a fucking forum

get a life some of you

not so that you post less, but so you grow to learn not to take offence at every sentence that doesn't fit your quota

And you are one of the main clowns of this circus.

[Viper22 2,418]

http://www.thefa.com/my-football/football-volunteers/coachingvolunteering/get%20into%20coaching/become%20a%20coach

^There's a link to obtaining the FA coaching badges.

Could the lot who know better than Mourinho go and get their badges for me please, it will be amazing.

Can you imagine? Football will be inundated with new managers coming through who can coach Chelsea to winning the title, playing outstanding, attractive football, bringing youngsters through and all while keeping the books balanced.

Can't wait!

[Viper22 2,418]

My marks for Mourinho this season:

Results: 8.5/10 - We're almost definitely going to win the title, won the League Cup and got to the knockout stages of the CL.

Performance: 7/10 - Played incredible football for the first 4/5 months of the season but injuries, suspensions and a drop in form for key players made it harder to maintain.

Mind Games: 9/10 - Pellegrino has been his personal bitch all season, and Rodgers and LVG have wisely avoided messing with him.

Tactics: 8/10 - Made a few small mistakes against Bradford, PSG (both legs) and Spurs on NYD but other than that has been largely spot on.

Entertainment: 8.5/10 - I've been well and truly entertained by him this season. Watching him bang his head on the ground when Cuadrado missed was fantastic.

Signings: 10/10 - Costa, Fabregas, Drogba, Luis, Courtois (to an extent). Need I say more?

Finances: 10/10 - Balanced the books with sales of players for well above their values.

Overall: ~8.75/10. He's one of us, and he'll always be The Special One.