Edinson Cavani

[Pizy 18,848]

A source tells me Cavani will be heading to Chelsea on July 16.

(My friend's dad is an Italian journalist)

It's on then for sure.

[haranr 485]

It's on then for sure.

Guys Dont understimite my prediciton skills u will be suprised.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

A source tells me Cavani will be heading to Chelsea on July 16.

(My friend's dad is an Italian journalist)

I dont believe this but why would it be july 16th?

[jmarlow 458]

A source tells me Cavani will be heading to Chelsea on July 16.

(My friend's dad is an Italian journalist)

if he doesnt then you have to give £100 to my charity!

[haranr 485]

I dont believe this but why would it be july 16th?

Wait and see.

[Pizy 18,848]

Guys Dont understimite my prediciton skills u will be suprised.

When is CR7 coming?

[haranr 485]

if he doesnt then you have to give £100 to my charity!

If he doesnt sign in July, U got it

[haranr 485]

When is CR7 coming?

CR7 will leave Madrid in January to PSG

[jmarlow 458]

Confederations cup finishes in June 30th so he will then get a few weeks holiday so July 16th could actually be legit! lol

We shall see! I dont believe it but i really want us to sign him!

[haranr 485]

Confederations cup finishes in June 30th so he will then get a few weeks holiday so July 16th could actually be legit! lol

We shall see! I dont believe it but i really want us to sign him!

I never told this to anyone but I have got the power to get into player's mind and make them sign for teams so.... if u believe in me He shall sign.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I think there should be a new term for what we have here.

I am gonna call it "We hate Scousing it". Ever since his glorious inside knowledge coming true, there has been an increase in "we hate scousing it".

Hopefully we get him, and it comes through, but i don't think its as clear cut as that.

[termninja 5,290]

My 2 previous posts aside, we can look at Cavani's transfer from another angle.

Let's assume he wants to go to Madrid.

We approach him, our bid gets accepted and we get to speak to him.

As few players will leave the club, our wage budget will increase + if Torres leaves, it would increase even more meaning we can offer him a high wage he would ask or expect.

Mourinho brings him in and first tells him:

• How big of a circus Real Madrid is.
• Tells him about Essien's birthday party on which only a few teammates came.
• Tells him why he lost players' support, but of course blaming them (not important if true).
• Tells him about prima donnas.
• Tells him that he won't get as much passes and involvement because of Ronaldo.

Then Mou tells him that at Chelsea:

• He would be a number 1 striker with a lot of freedom and importance, both on and off the pitch.
• He would get more competition and bigger games due to very competitive teams unlike Spain.
• That Fergie left and United won't be a fucking nuisance as they were before, that Arse just suck, Tottenhem even more meaning ==> BIGGER CHANCES FOR EPL TITLE!
• Then Jose sprays in some more random stuff to convince him even further as a verbal maestro he is.
• Finally, tells him that we will invest even more in the squad and that we want to go for all trophies.

He accepts that and signs? Edinson you made a proper proper move in your career which you won't be disappointed with. We as fans will give even more support then you would actually deserve since we are desperate for a kick ass striker, and everything will seem kick ass after Torres

He rejects all that and still wishes to go to Madrid ? Well fuck off, with that mindset we don't need you anyway