The Mourinho Thread

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This is a Chelsea problem, the situation stemmed from JM having a go at two people for doing their job and dragging them through hot fire in an after match press conference. Nobody has derailed our season, the season has hardly begun, and yet you claim the Mail are jumping the gun, when you are doing the same instead of looking at the bigger picture.

1. JM should not of reacted like he did

2. JM should of batted away any questions after the game regarding his touchline reaction

3. Eva should not of taken to social media no matter whether it was to thank or not, it then became her v him mentality

JM is not untouchable, he makes mistakes because he's human, in this instance he made a big mistake and Eva did not help herself at all. JM needs to learn to shut up and remain reserved a lot more, he's doing himself more harm than good in both media and in his body language, today in the PC he looked like a man pinned against a wall with hands around his neck.

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

[Polo7 3,496]

In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.

He was right about both. So lets have some trust in our manager.

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In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.

Was he wrong about Chevy? Was Ike not benched by the next coach and eventually sold too? Was he wrong?

[Special Juan 27,421]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

I'm not hero worshipping anyone here I am basically telling you how it is. JM was wrong, as was EC so how you can say I'm worshipping one over the other is beyond me. The simple fact of this is both JM and Eva were wrong and right now as it stands one has been demoted and the other is body swerving questions because of the stature at the club.

JM should simply shut up until he is behind closed doors if he is going to have a go at one of his own staff. Eva should stay well away from social media, it's that simple. This isn't about the DM or any other rag, this is about our own club officials actually engaging their brain before speaking/posting in a public place.

[cosmicway 1,323]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

You have made her into a Mata Hari, a scheming Byzantine empress and a femme diabolique all in one.

Slow down !

I don't comment on Jose because it's his job to do these things.

[zolayes 14,489]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

you sound almost as manic as Jose did ,, take a calm pill duckie

[HD3D 1,038]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

Meaning he could have stayed if he insisted and asked for another season but didn't for whatever other issues.

Jose wasn't sacked at neither his first term at Chelsea (according to himself) nor at Real Madrid.

[zolayes 14,489]

Meaning he could have stayed if he insisted and asked for another season but didn't for whatever other issues.

Jose wasn't sacked at neither his first term at Chelsea (according to himself) nor at Real Madrid.

well thanks ,, that is as clear as mud or as clear as many of his statesments

[Styles 9,790]

Mourinho had said: “Jon Fearn and Dr Carneiro they will not be on the bench. But it doesn’t mean that Sunday is the rest of our season, or the rest of our careers. They will not be on the bench on Sunday, that is clear, it is my decision, it is my responsibility. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t be in the future.”

WHY?

He hasn't given a single reason (valid or not) as to why they have been removed.

[zolayes 14,489]

WHY?

He hasn't given a single reason (valid or not) as to why they have been removed.

does that surprise you , His talk of the bench was BULLSHIT

[cosmicway 1,323]

does that surprise you , His talk of the bench was BULLSHIT

'twas the tweeter.

Look one must be careful with these things.

Suppose you are witness in a trial. The smarmy lawyer of the opposition tries to lure you into a trap. He says "look my dear sir, you talked so nice, but what about when the defendant helped that old lady cross the street ? is he not a nice guy after all ?". You fall into the trap and you say "yes, he is". The trial is lost, the lawyers of your side curse you.

You should never use the tweeter.

[zolayes 14,489]

'twas the tweeter.

Look one must be careful with these things.

Suppose you are witness in a trial. The smarmy lawyer of the opposition tries to lure you into a trap. He says "look my dear sir, you talked so nice, but what about when the defendant helped that old lady cross the street ? is he not a nice guy after all ?". You fall into the trap and you say "yes, he is". The trial is lost, the lawyers of your side curse you.

You should never use the tweeter.

sorry but it is to too late for cryptic messages .. however clever they may be ,, Cheap eggs and omelettes ,,, seagulls following trawlers ,,

I prefer to call a spade a spade ,, BULLSHIT is just that BULLSHIT

[nullabletype 987]

WHY?

He hasn't given a single reason (valid or not) as to why they have been removed.

What difference does it make and why do we need to know? Presumably another 2 members of the 12 strong medical team will be there instead. I'm all for the everybody from the tea lady to the owner matters mantra, but this is a football club and our concerns should probably start and end with which 7 substitutes will be on the bench. What odds does it make as to which kit man or medical professional gets the nod? Their not going to nick a last minute goal, pull a special set piece out of the bag or keep a clean sheet. We wouldn't be concerned with which backroom staff would be on the bench any other week, why should this one be any different?

[Rekin 835]

The Guardian has now had roughly 8 articles on what happened to the medics. Are these guys fucking insane? Im not even joking, does this newspaper have such an obvious agenda?

[cosmicway 1,323]

'twas the tweeter.

Look one must be careful with these things.

Suppose you are witness in a trial. The smarmy lawyer of the opposition tries to lure you into a trap. He says "look my dear sir, you talked so nice, but what about when the defendant helped that old lady cross the street ? is he not a nice guy after all ?". You fall into the trap and you say "yes, he is". The trial is lost, the lawyers of your side curse you.

You should never use the tweeter.

It's not cryptic.

It means when you are on the party line you have to stay on the party line.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Jose Mourinho cuts NHS waiting lists to zero after telling doctors who actually needs treating

Jose Mourinho has been thanked by administrators inside the NHS, after he reduced waiting lists to zero by declaring no-one genuinely in need of treatment.

The newly qualified medical expert and Chelsea football manager, was keen to bring his gifts to bear across the NHS after flexing his diagnostician muscles during Chelsea’s opening day draw against Swansea.

As one Chelsea insider told us, “If you want to know if a player needs treating or not, do not look at the doctors, do not look at them – you look to Jose, only Jose.”

Mourinho himself told reporters he was glad to help the NHS with his special skills.

He said, “To make a correct diagnosis, you must first understand people who fake injuries, and I spend all day with footballers, so I know fakers.”

“53 year-old Joseph Miller of Stoke? Fake. He does not need a new hip, take him off the list.”

“42 year-old Sarah Matthews of Basingstoke? Fake. She does not need a bunionectomy, take her off the list.”

“I can do this all day. It is like a gift – only the special one can decide when someone should be healed.”

Made my day, this.

[Henrique 9,133]

It's hard to believe this argument keeps being thrown around. Managers such as Benitez and Pellegrini change clubs almost as often as Jose, if not more. The difference is that they generally get sacked, whereas Mourinho walks out himself after he's won enough, this is the only reason why this "Mourinho never stays at a club" thing keeps being thrown around over and over.

If you look closely at his career though, any time he's left a club was actually quite understandable. At Porto, he left after winning everything to go to a larger club and league, this was what any young manager would have done - take an opportunity to expand his career. At Chelsea, he left because he had no conditions of staying, just like at Real Madrid in 2013. At Inter, he left when he was given a bigger job. Again, he did what any other manager would have done.

It's stupid to say he will leave after 3 years for no other reason than he "can't stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

it's hard to believe you thought I said he will leave after 3 yars for no other reason other than "i cant stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

As you said, Mourinho left for different reasons his past clubs. What will happen with Mourinho before 2019 is the same that happened in 2007 with Chelsea and Madrid in 2013: "he wont have the conditions of staying".

Mourinho actually creates bad conditions for himself as soon as the results aren't goof enough. He started to lose his Chelsea job back in 2007 when things were bad in the middle of 06/07 season and he blamed the lack of activity in winter market for losing the PL for United. His years in Spain were not exaclty a success. Someone would say he won La Liga. Bernd Schuster also won La Liga with Madrid in past 10 years, and lets be honest, winning La Liga with Madrid is far from a huge achievement, everybody knows Mourinho was hired to win UCL, and left the club giving himself praise for winning Copa Del Rey.

Mourinho is easily the best manager in the world to take a group of good individuals and build a winning team as soon as possible. I'm not sure about his success as a long term manager, when is requires to build a team from nowhere. The defense situation is pretty much what Mourinho is about. 2013/14 season, Luiz and Ashley Cole strugling, Azpi, Cahill, Terry, Ivanovic played together a couple of games and the team conceded few goals. That back four remained the main defense for the rest of the season. That was supposed to be a quick fix for a team that lacked "proper Mouinho's players".

Ivanovic played for the first as a RB for Chelsea in the classic 3-1 win at Anfield, first leg in 08/09 UCL quarters. Hiddink was the manager and Ivanovic still was used in that position in some games for the rest of the season. 09/10 season under Ancelotti, Ivanovic was used as RB for many games, but he was never the undisputed one in that position. Bonsingwa and even Paulpo Ferreira played some games in that position when required.

Between 2011 and 2013 Ivanovic played most of his games as a CB, but Mourinho decided Ivanovic was his legendary RB. It seems we don't need any other player in that position, since he is the man. Now we are starting 2015/16 season, and Ivanovic is our only opition as a RB, and thats unbelieveable.

Azpilicueta is a fucking RB. After 2013 he became the udisputed LB. Cahill is not world class, Terry is in decline. Mourinho has stability, and he is the one who asks for players and the team lacks depth, specially in defensive terms.

Mourinho never accepts defeats very well. If the team don't win any big trophies this season, Mourinho will start 16/17 season under huge pressure from press and from himself, then another trophyless season, he will leave, theres no doubt about it. Mourinho won't stay as Chelsea manager with no trophies.

[Fernando 6,451]

The Guardian has now had roughly 8 articles on what happened to the medics. Are these guys fucking insane? Im not even joking, does this newspaper have such an obvious agenda?

The only agenda that exists is that of making money.

More people will buy into the controversy then said if it happened at city with pellegrini.

In the end if we keep making bad headlines but continue winning I could care less about the agenda.