The Mourinho Thread

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

Better sign that contract soon, want him on the bench for when we visit Old Trafford next week. These Chelsea players that have "betrayed" him and are "mentally weak" now after he allegedly "brought them to a level that it is not level" will be fucking pumped up and hopefully will rip him a new hole.

Not even a week has gone by and he's already jumping the ship to our rivals. "One of us" . All those claiming Mourinho was craving for the United job all the time, they were fucking right. Now he's yours United, get him to sign a lifetime contract and then watch your golden boy Martial figthing for survival at Aston Villa in three years time.

yeah, I was expecting him never to get a managerial job ever again too, what a bastard

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

if he goes to Utd, I hope it happens before we go there next week.

Their support wouldnt know what to do if we taunt them with "stand up for the special one"

Hilarious.

[Parky 739]

The more time I think about it I feel that the reason Jose lost the dressing room was due to his unshakable belief in his system and himself. Even when things were clearly not working he did the same thing over and over again. His was disillusioned by his massive ego where all the problems for the disastrous results were with everyone else but himself. Ultimately the last act was to accuse his players of betrayal which was proof of how out of touch and lost he became.

I think his critics are right in that he is never going to be a long term manager or one to bring through youth. His football will always be rigid and defensive never allowing for anyone to question his philosophy and system.

[Pizy 18,371]

All these Emenalo avatars are making me ill. Christ...

[Clockwork 1,794]

yeah, I was expecting him never to get a managerial job ever again too, what a bastard

Don't play stupid mate, you know where is coming from. He is not taking any managerial job he is taking the job at United. Fair play to him he has the right to seek any employment opportunity that fits him. But it does demystify that he was "one of us." He is just another mercenary manager, and he always was.

[manpe 10,861]

I will be fucking fuming if he suddenly starts playing youth and offensive interesting football at United. Instead I hope he converts Phil Jones to RB and plays Rooney each game every minute. Fellaini should become an untouchable due to his height. I hope he fucks them up as bad as he did with us.

[Ossie the King 634]

Better sign that contract soon, want him on the bench for when we visit Old Trafford next week. These Chelsea players that have "betrayed" him and are "mentally weak" now after he allegedly "brought them to a level that it is not level" will be fucking pumped up and hopefully will rip him a new hole.

Not even a week has gone by and he's already jumping the ship to our rivals. "One of us" . All those claiming Mourinho was craving for the United job all the time, they were fucking right. Now he's yours United, get him to sign a lifetime contract and then watch your golden boy Martial figthing for survival at Aston Villa in three years time.

Cech is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Lamps is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Mourinho is one of us - we let him go. There are precious few jobs around for a man of his calibre so do you want to call him a wanker for choosing one where he'll get the backing of the board?

Come on mate. Passions are running high but you don't mean it when you call him a wanker do you?

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

Don't play stupid mate, you know where is coming from. He is not taking any managerial job he is taking the job at United. Fair play to him he has the right to seek any employment opportunity that fits him. But it does demystify that he was "one of us." He is just another mercenary manager, and he always was.

It's the club's fucking fault for sacking him - what do you expect him to do, go and manage Walsall so we never hear of him again? Not one of the world's top 3.

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

yeah, I was expecting him never to get a managerial job ever again too, what a bastard

You did not get my point. Was talking about the United job in particular, right after he got the sack here. It's not like he's poor and starving and needs a job asap. Could easily take a sabbatical until summer, clear his head, stay with his father, detach from everything he's gone through in the last months and then start over next summer. United or Madrid, I don't care.

But now? That's suspicios if you ask me. It's like he's been waiting for this job for so long that he can't pass this opportunity. Also the sign of him looking for revenge should he take the job before our game at Old Trafford. You do not act like this with your loved ones, if indeed you love them. That's what sick people do, can't get over something and look to take revenge at the very first opportunity.

He's bashed the Chelsea fans enough last season to have me have 2nd thoughts about him. That's were the "Mourinho's right, you're fans are shite" chants came from and piss me off everytime I hear them. As I said, you don't do this to your loved ones, even if your target is to motivate them or stuff like this. Some have said that standing is allowed now because of him, but that's irrelevant. You can't hide the fact that he actually meant what he said.

Cech is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Lamps is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Mourinho is one of us - we let him go. There are precious few jobs around for a man of his calibre so do you want to call him a wanker for choosing one where he'll get the backing of the board?

Come on mate. Passions are running high but you don't mean it when you call him a wanker do you?

Did not call anybody a wanker. Put that emoticon to express the bullshit in "One of us" sentence.

= "yeah, right...", "that's bullshit".

[Last Sicarius 610]

if he can take them down to relegation fight it will be good

[Ossie the King 634]

Did not call anybody a wanker. Put that emoticon to express the bullshit in "One of us" sentence.

= "yeah, right...", "that's bullshit".

Fair enough. I disagree still but I see what you're saying.

You have to bear in mind the guy is a born competitor and a born winner. That's why he's had such success consistently across his career. You're expecting him to change his nature now and not get off the mat which is holding him to an impossible standard. You can't celebrate the guy for that one minute and then disparage him the next because we decided to sack him.

He was never going to slink off into retirement and there are maybe 3 jobs in the world that he could realistically be expected to take (Portugal, United, Real Madrid, maybe and Italian team....and that's it?).

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

You did not get my point. Was talking about the United job in particular, right after he got the sack here. It's not like he's poor and starving and needs a job asap. Could easily take a sabbatical until summer, clear his head, stay with his father, detach from everything he's gone through in the last months and then start over next summer. United or Madrid, I don't care.

But now? That's suspicios if you ask me. It's like he's been waiting for this job for so long that he can't pass this opportunity. Also the sign of him looking for revenge should he take the job before owr game at Old Trafford. You do not act like this with your loved ones, if indeed you love them. That's what sick people do, can't get over something and look to take revenge and the very first opportunity.

He's bashed the Chelsea fans enough last season to have me have 2nd thoughts about him. That's were the "Mourinho's right, you're fans are shite" chants came from and piss me off everytime I hear them. As I said, you don't do this to your loved ones, even if your target is to motivate them or stuff like this. Some have said that standing is allowed now because of him, but that's irrelevant. You can't hide the fact that he actually meant what he said.

Did not call anybody a wanker. Put that emoticon to express the bullshit in "One of us" sentence.

= "yeah, right...", "that's bullshit".

You did not get my point. Was talking about the United job in particular, right after he got the sack here. It's not like he's poor and starving and needs a job asap. Could easily take a sabbatical until summer, clear his head, stay with his father, detach from everything he's gone through in the last months and then start over next summer. United or Madrid, I don't care.

But now? That's suspicios if you ask me. It's like he's been waiting for this job for so long that he can't pass this opportunity. Also the sign of him looking for revenge should he take the job before owr game at Old Trafford. You do not act like this with your loved ones, if indeed you love them. That's what sick people do, can't get over something and look to take revenge and the very first opportunity.

He's bashed the Chelsea fans enough last season to have me have 2nd thoughts about him. That's were the "Mourinho's right, you're fans are shite" chants came from and piss me off everytime I hear them. As I said, you don't do this to your loved ones, even if your target is to motivate them or stuff like this. Some have said that standing is allowed now because of him, but that's irrelevant. You can't hide the fact that he actually meant what he said.

Did not call anybody a wanker. Put that emoticon to express the bullshit in "One of us" sentence.

= "yeah, right...", "that's bullshit".

That's a wanker sign fella...

Would prolonging the inevitable really make it any better?

I don't think it's like that mate anyway even if LvG gets sacked after their next match (whatever that is) Mourinho will not take over in tme for our game. At the very most he will watch from the stands.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

[Stats 7,057]

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Oh my!

[Ossie the King 634]

Oh my!

It's a stressful time and people say things they don't mean, like when you called the fans at the match on Saturday 'plastic'. You didn't mean to call them that now did you? People will forgive you so why not afford others that same courtesy?

[Stats 7,057]

It's a stressful time and people say things they don't mean, like when you called the fans at the match on Saturday 'plastic'. You didn't mean to call them that now did you? People will forgive you so why not afford others that same courtesy?

I did not directly call them 'plastic'. I said something down the lines of "talk about being plastic" considering that term is used frequently on the forum. And that came across more plastic than some of the things I see people accused for on here.

And anyway wiith the face in palm thing, there was nothing malicious in it. I don't agree but if instead of giving a reply where I slated him for that comment I put a face to express my feelings with a bit of humour intended with it mate

[Atholy 1,293]

Sturridge to Liverpool

Mata to Man United

Lampard to Man City

Cech to Arsenal

De Bruyne to Man City

Mourinho to Man United(?!!!)

I don't know what we did... but boy we surely got our part of mental beating the last few years!!

What's next?

Terry to Tottenham

Drogba to Arsenal

I don't know who's jinxing us... but I suggest he can stop now. Thank you

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

So UTD?