The Mourinho Thread

[nullabletype 987]

Best manager in the world but an insufferable cunt. The cult following he has is frightening. He used to be funny and witty but that played out nearly a decade ago.

Personally I don't give two squirts of piss about this incident but this is a guy that goes around poking people in the eye.

lol

The other side to the Mourinho cult coin are comments like this, "goes around poking people in the eye". Poked a single person in the eye... once. Was it stupid? Yes. But he's not some serial eye poker. It hardly sums up his character. Outside of that, what has he done? Gurns about referees -- the standard football manager trope. Oh, and this non issue comment about team doctors which the media decided to go wild with.

It's hardly a surprise he's not all shits and giggles these days given that the media report everything that comes out of his mouth and can't wait to go all in on anything that bares the slightest resemblance to controversy.

What I find puzzling are those people backing Mourinho. They are quick to criticize other manager like Roberto Martinez when he's being a total douche bag then fail to see that we have a big one in our club....

Not that I could care less what happens to a support staff, but there's like a bunch of delusional fans here just like I see at Liverpool....scary!

What's delusional about fans backing the best manager this club, and potentially the world, has ever known? Particularly in a debate regarding him vs some nonentity, replaceable, backroom staffer who we would never have even heard of if it wasn't for the infatuations of some internet virgins.

Also, has anybody ever stopped to think that maybe this hasn't been the first issue the manager has had with the staff?

[Spike 12,049]

lol

The other side to the Mourinho cult coin are comments like this, "goes around poking people in the eye". Poked a single person in the eye... once. Was it stupid? Yes. But he's not some serial eye poker. It hardly sums up his character. Outside of that, what has he done? Gurns about referees -- the standard football manager trope. Oh, and this non issue comment about team doctors which the media decided to go wild with.

It's hardly a surprise he's not all shits and giggles these days given that the media report everything that comes out of his mouth and can't wait to go all in on anything that bares the slightest resemblance to controversy.

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

[nullabletype 987]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt.

I'll concede the first one on your list. However, if any of those, or even a collection of those make somebody a cunt then I don't know. Imagine, a gesture to Liverppol fans, sliding on your knees at Old Trafford, wee jabs that he receives back in kind. What a terrible cunt. What a bad man...

Wise up.

[Spike 12,049]

I'll concede the first one on your list. However, if any of those, or even a collection of those make somebody a cunt then I don't know. Imagine, a gesture to Liverppol fans, sliding on your knees at Old Trafford, wee jabs that he receives back in kind. What a terrible cunt. What a bad man...

Wise up.

Didn't say he was a bad man. Said he was a cunt. Maybe our definitions are different about what is and what isn't a cunt but Mr Mourinho is certainly one. The dig he took at Rafa's wife is equal to all the digs he takes at anyone; gender is irrelevant. Oh, you'd be fine with your boss telling you not be friends with someone? Cool.

Would you still love Mr Jose if he were at Arsenal or Man Utd?

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Loved the comment about FSW's wife.

He's not right this time though, our medical staff is excellent.

[Adnane 1,101]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

She started, she shouldn't have anything to do with football or make comments regarding him

In order to win

Casillas was a glorious prick and his gf was leaking info the the media so understandable

On the heat of the moment, nothing disastrous

Celebrating a goal against United

Wenger critics jose, once you start the war, expect the worst, he almost never speaks first about Wenger, always responds

Mind-games, showing that he and his team are ready against Rijkaard's Barça

Wasn't mocking, celebrating with his fans

We have no idea about that, but it's not stupid at all.

[nullabletype 987]

Didn't say he was a bad man. Said he was a cunt. Maybe our definitions are different about what is and what isn't a cunt but Mr Mourinho is certainly one. The dig he took at Rafa's wife is equal to all the digs he takes at anyone; gender is irrelevant. Oh, you'd be fine with your boss telling you not be friends with someone? Cool.

Would you still love Mr Jose if he were at Arsenal or Man Utd?

Who brought gender in to it? I'll concede that one because it was away from football and could be considered particularly personal. Also, the comment wasn't really a dig at Rafa's wife, it was a dig at Rafa's time at Inter after Mourinho and at Rafa's weight -- not that that makes it better.

Would I love him? No. Would I consider him a cunt? No.

Did I like Fergie for all his whinging and comments? Nope. Is he a cunt? Nope.

Do I consider things, as I said, sliding on your knees and silence gestures the behavior of a cunt? No, cause I'm a grown up. I find it so hard to understand adults who stand in football stadiums hissing, booing and chanting insults at football personalities only to cry foul when somebody like Mourinho gives them a bit back in the form of a silencing gesture or the like. I'm even more confused seeing our own fans bothered by it.

[guddy6969 201]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

"Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal." We would say nasty things about him but wish he was our manager, exactly how it is now..

The media would love him if he was managing another team, the press would be positive and the fans would all fall for it and say "he's not a bad man after all"

[Kieran. 6,317]

His comments about Benitez' wife were 100% sexist. Not these comments though.

[nullabletype 987]

His comments about Benitez' wife were 100% sexist. Not these comments though.

You what? Highlight the sexism please. I'll wait...

"The lady is a bit confused, with all respect. I'm not laughing, because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti. The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. And for her to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

[Kieran. 6,317]

You what? Highlight the sexism please. I'll wait...

"The lady is a bit confused, with all respect. I'm not laughing, because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti. The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. And for her to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

He told her to basically go back in the kitchen and make healthier meals for her husband. Are you serious?

[iseah100 5,612]

This thread has been blown up lately. Don't even read it.

[nullabletype 987]

He told her to basically go back in the kitchen and make healthier meals for his husband. Are you serious?

Holy inference Batman!

Sorry, but he didn't. What he did effectively say was; your husband is fat, concern yourself with him and you won't have time to worry about me.

He was responding to a woman though, so I suppose the perfectly sound and logical conclusion is that he must mean that she rolls up her sleeves and makes Rafa a pie. Big ol' sexist Jose believes women belong in the kitchen.

I could be wrong and will hold my hands up if it's the case, but I don't even remember the various media outlets, who love to get at Jose, reporting it as a sexist comment. In fact, most seemed to frame it, as I have, as a comment on Rafa's weight.

Anyway, I don't think I can be bothered any more.

[Kieran. 6,317]

Holy inference Batman!

Sorry, but he didn't. What he did effectively say was; your husband is fat, concern yourself with him and you won't have time to worry about me.

He was responding to a woman though, so I suppose the perfectly sound and logical conclusion is that he must mean that she rolls up her sleeves and makes Rafa a pie. Big ol' sexist Jose believes women belong in the kitchen.

I could be wrong and will hold my hands up if it's the case, but I don't even remember the various media outlets, who love to get at Jose, reporting it as a sexist comment. In fact, most seemed to frame it, as I have, as a comment on Rafa's weight.

Anyway, I don't think I can be bothered any more.

Umm..you missed the actual part that was sexist.

"Worry about your husbands diet" = cook him better food = get back in the kitchen.

Don't quote me again.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

Some amount of shite in this thread, anyone backing Mourinho really doesn't have a clue.

He needlessly hit out at her. Let's say she doesn't do that the next time and a player is injured? Who's fault is it then? Hers for not going on because she's been instructed not to due to something to do with a counter attack or Jose's for being an absolute idiot and saying she shouldn't because of the footballing reason? He's just gone too far with this one tbf.

The amount of grief Eva is getting for doing her job from some people on here is ridiculous. The sun might shine out of Mourinho's arse sometimes but he is wrong here. Sooner people realize that the fucking better.

[-Kaplan- 410]

Some amount of shite in this thread, anyone backing Mourinho really doesn't have a clue.

He needlessly hit out at her. Let's say she doesn't do that the next time and a player is injured? Who's fault is it then? Hers for not going on because she's been instructed not to due to something to do with a counter attack or Jose's for being an absolute idiot and saying she shouldn't because of the footballing reason? He's just gone too far with this one tbf.

The amount of grief Eva is getting for doing her job from some people on here is ridiculous. The sun might shine out of Mourinho's arse sometimes but he is wrong here. Sooner people realize that the fucking better.

Exactly.

1. Player's health takes precedence before anything else.

2. Referee controls the game and you can clearly see the medical staff being signaled to go on the pitch.

3. Wether what Eva did was right or wrong is kind of irrelevant, since what started this shit storm was Jose's blabbering to the media. Plain and simple. If he had kept his mouth shut we wouldn't be here.

[Diceflix 207]

I wonder how did the media made these stories, knowing the inside situation before anyone at CFC make any statement? Bollocks? "inside sources"?

If it was true that the Club decided to demote current med staffs, i believe it was not solely triggered by touchline row in last game. Maybe Jose has been unsatisfied with our med staffs far before Swansea's game incident and many other things which finally reach it's peak on Swansea's game.

moreover, EC facebook comments is indeed a PR disaster, she was like confirming that Jose did something unpleasantly to her. I agree that she should not had brought this to SocMed.

Anyone think Hazard has his parts on this situation for "staying down too long" after he fouled?

[Barbara 15,149]

Filho da puta is literally son of a bitch, so the word puta is there, and for the professionals those guys have, I'm sure none of them could translate that into anything other than slut. Seriously, there's no more hope for media in England. There has never been for Spain to start with.

[Clockwork 1,794]

What's delusional about fans backing the best manager this club, and potentially the world, has ever known? Particularly in a debate regarding him vs some nonentity, replaceable, backroom staffer who we would never have even heard of if it wasn't for the infatuations of some internet virgins.

Also, has anybody ever stopped to think that maybe this hasn't been the first issue the manager has had with the staff?

Can people stop saying shit like this. It really says a lot of your character. Quite honestly it is quite sexist to say that about Eva Carneiro, and allude that she is only respected because of her looks. For me and many others her looks play no part in defending her(she is average imo), she had little to no blame in this situation. She was doing her job, her first priority is the safety of players, not what Mou wants and the tactical side.

She should be respected for many reasons excluding her looks. How many first team woman doctors do you see in football clubs? nerveless at one of the top clubs in the world. That is a merit that should be respected in a sport dominated by males.

Secondly there are many males and females who admire and support her because of her professionalism and as a role model for many young females who watch the sport.

Personally whenever i see her on the pitch, i think what a great ambassador for Chelsea football. Honestly there so many things to admire about the professional Eva Carneiro. She is intelligent, dedicated, ambitious, courageous, etc. Your comment and others are so unfair since she is not oversexualized or dress skimpy or do other things to attract to her physical features.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

I wonder how did the media made these stories, knowing the inside situation before anyone at CFC make any statement? Bollocks? "inside sources"?

If it was true that the Club decided to demote current med staffs, i believe it was not solely triggered by touchline row in last game. Maybe Jose has been unsatisfied with our med staffs far before Swansea's game incident and many other things which finally reach it's peak on Swansea's game.

moreover, EC facebook comments is indeed a PR disaster, she was like confirming that Jose did something unpleasantly to her. I agree that she should not had brought this to SocMed.

Anyone think Hazard has his parts on this situation for "staying down too long" after he fouled?

Saying thanks for the support and that she appreciates it is a PR disaster? Okay, fuck knows how but okay because she was NEVER in the wrong. The PR disaster was Jose deciding to publicly slate her and the other guy, for doing their jobs, in a sport where like all other sports, the athletes come first before absolutely anything. Also they are reckoning he has swore at her and whatever else now, it's becoming a bit more sour but it's not like Jose hasn't had high profile spats wheres he has flipped the lid and big issues with people before is it?

Hazard has no part in this, he went down, medics were signalled on and boom shitstorm in a pre-match conference/interview...

Also I've seen an article saying Jose has wanted to demote her from her position for a while.. but I really doubt that, our medical team has been very good for so many years now, I doubt he'd want to disrupt a pretty settled and well working team.