The Mourinho Thread

[Henrique 9,133]

To be honest, Mourinho won´t be Chelsea manager untill 2019. He never stayed in any club for more more than 3 seasons and he is already showing signs of stress in the first game of his third season and I firmly believe he is not the right guy to stay in the same club for 6 years.

[Special Juan 28,864]

Again Much ado about nothing. Shame on Daily mail for trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. Shame on those who jumped on the Eva bandwagon. She is not bigger than the club. I hope they eventually ease her out of Chelsea, so she can go on her Eva must be tough crusade. I think she has just setback the hiring of more females onto the benches for a very long time. After watching this, which sane managers will want to put himself through this? Do you guys think Sir Alex would have tolerated her? or even Wenger the hypocrite himself? Do you think Pep or LVG or any other top manager would have put up with her? While they were busy lip read JM, why did they not lip read what she said too? Like she was a silent participant.

She needs to just stay in the medical department and stop derailing our season. Do her job or step aside. They are much more important things to do for the season. I used to like her, but now I'm so sick of her. Acting like she's the only sports doctor in the world, that's ever done sports medicine. I really DGAF what any of her supporters say either. This is about Chelsea our team and Eva whatever can go climb the SB. We have enough problems with haters anyways. It never fails, every year before we play Man City, always some type of distraction. I wonder who's getting paid. Someone or some people are manipulating the issues here and until our Chelsea brothers/sisters wake up and smell the roses, we always be portrayed as a half ass club. Like I've said, shit always happens when we are about to play City. it never fails. Think my people, think. Last year and past years we lost Fabregas/Matic/Costa, or some issue with refereeing, or penalties or something. Go figure.

This is a Chelsea problem, the situation stemmed from JM having a go at two people for doing their job and dragging them through hot fire in an after match press conference. Nobody has derailed our season, the season has hardly begun, and yet you claim the Mail are jumping the gun, when you are doing the same instead of looking at the bigger picture.

1. JM should not of reacted like he did

2. JM should of batted away any questions after the game regarding his touchline reaction

3. Eva should not of taken to social media no matter whether it was to thank or not, it then became her v him mentality

JM is not untouchable, he makes mistakes because he's human, in this instance he made a big mistake and Eva did not help herself at all. JM needs to learn to shut up and remain reserved a lot more, he's doing himself more harm than good in both media and in his body language, today in the PC he looked like a man pinned against a wall with hands around his neck.

[HD3D 1,038]

He never stayed in any club for more more than 3 seasons

It's hard to believe this argument keeps being thrown around. Managers such as Benitez and Pellegrini change clubs almost as often as Jose, if not more. The difference is that they generally get sacked, whereas Mourinho walks out himself after he's won enough, this is the only reason why this "Mourinho never stays at a club" thing keeps being thrown around over and over.

If you look closely at his career though, any time he's left a club was actually quite understandable. At Porto, he left after winning everything to go to a larger club and league, this was what any young manager would have done - take an opportunity to expand his career. At Chelsea, he left because he had no conditions of staying, just like at Real Madrid in 2013. At Inter, he left when he was given a bigger job. Again, he did what any other manager would have done.

It's stupid to say he will leave after 3 years for no other reason than he "can't stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

[zolayes 14,489]

It's hard to believe this argument keeps being thrown around. Managers such as Benitez and Pellegrini change clubs almost as often as Jose, if not more. The difference is that they generally get sacked, whereas Mourinho walks out himself after he's won enough, this is the only reason why this "Mourinho never stays at a club" thing keeps being thrown around over and over.

If you look closely at his career though, any time he's left a club was actually quite understandable. At Porto, he left after winning everything to go to a larger club and league, this was what any young manager would have done - take an opportunity to expand his career. At Chelsea, he left because he had no conditions of staying, just like at Real Madrid in 2013. At Inter, he left when he was given a bigger job. Again, he did what any other manager would have done.

It's stupid to say he will leave after 3 years for no other reason than he "can't stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

[DYC. 7,542]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

That's a great way of saying you've been sacked though.

No conditions of staying, as in I'm no longer reiceiving any salary and the authorities will be notified if I show up at the work place.

[Iggy Doonican 4,187]

Jose Mourinho cuts NHS waiting lists to zero after telling doctors who actually needs treating

Jose Mourinho has been thanked by administrators inside the NHS, after he reduced waiting lists to zero by declaring no-one genuinely in need of treatment.

The newly qualified medical expert and Chelsea football manager, was keen to bring his gifts to bear across the NHS after flexing his diagnostician muscles during Chelsea’s opening day draw against Swansea.

As one Chelsea insider told us, “If you want to know if a player needs treating or not, do not look at the doctors, do not look at them – you look to Jose, only Jose.”

Mourinho himself told reporters he was glad to help the NHS with his special skills.

He said, “To make a correct diagnosis, you must first understand people who fake injuries, and I spend all day with footballers, so I know fakers.”

“53 year-old Joseph Miller of Stoke? Fake. He does not need a new hip, take him off the list.”

“42 year-old Sarah Matthews of Basingstoke? Fake. She does not need a bunionectomy, take her off the list.”

“I can do this all day. It is like a gift – only the special one can decide when someone should be healed.”

[cosmicway 1,333]

Jose Mourinho cuts NHS waiting lists to zero after telling doctors who actually needs treating

Jose Mourinho has been thanked by administrators inside the NHS, after he reduced waiting lists to zero by declaring no-one genuinely in need of treatment.

The newly qualified medical expert and Chelsea football manager, was keen to bring his gifts to bear across the NHS after flexing his diagnostician muscles during Chelsea’s opening day draw against Swansea.

As one Chelsea insider told us, “If you want to know if a player needs treating or not, do not look at the doctors, do not look at them – you look to Jose, only Jose.”

Mourinho himself told reporters he was glad to help the NHS with his special skills.

He said, “To make a correct diagnosis, you must first understand people who fake injuries, and I spend all day with footballers, so I know fakers.”

“53 year-old Joseph Miller of Stoke? Fake. He does not need a new hip, take him off the list.”

“42 year-old Sarah Matthews of Basingstoke? Fake. She does not need a bunionectomy, take her off the list.”

“I can do this all day. It is like a gift – only the special one can decide when someone should be healed.”

Ha ha !

Plus he was some 35 meters away from the scene.

[tiby2979 175]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.

[CMS 382]

This is a Chelsea problem, the situation stemmed from JM having a go at two people for doing their job and dragging them through hot fire in an after match press conference. Nobody has derailed our season, the season has hardly begun, and yet you claim the Mail are jumping the gun, when you are doing the same instead of looking at the bigger picture.

1. JM should not of reacted like he did

2. JM should of batted away any questions after the game regarding his touchline reaction

3. Eva should not of taken to social media no matter whether it was to thank or not, it then became her v him mentality

JM is not untouchable, he makes mistakes because he's human, in this instance he made a big mistake and Eva did not help herself at all. JM needs to learn to shut up and remain reserved a lot more, he's doing himself more harm than good in both media and in his body language, today in the PC he looked like a man pinned against a wall with hands around his neck.

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

[Polo7 3,496]

In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.

He was right about both. So lets have some trust in our manager.

[CMS 382]

In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.

Was he wrong about Chevy? Was Ike not benched by the next coach and eventually sold too? Was he wrong?

[Special Juan 28,864]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

I'm not hero worshipping anyone here I am basically telling you how it is. JM was wrong, as was EC so how you can say I'm worshipping one over the other is beyond me. The simple fact of this is both JM and Eva were wrong and right now as it stands one has been demoted and the other is body swerving questions because of the stature at the club.

JM should simply shut up until he is behind closed doors if he is going to have a go at one of his own staff. Eva should stay well away from social media, it's that simple. This isn't about the DM or any other rag, this is about our own club officials actually engaging their brain before speaking/posting in a public place.

[cosmicway 1,333]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

You have made her into a Mata Hari, a scheming Byzantine empress and a femme diabolique all in one.

Slow down !

I don't comment on Jose because it's his job to do these things.

[zolayes 14,489]

So he should just shut up because we have Eva on bench. Fantastic idea. I just explained the bigger picture to you. Shit always happens when we are about to play City. prove me wrong. Why can't you put two and two together instead of hero worshiping Eva the prom queen. I guess we have to prove to the world that JM is untouchable and throw him under the bus to appease Eva lovers. We just need Coach JM dumb and dumber the mute at the helm as long as he wins trophies, he can just shut the hell up, because we need to loved by DM. Maybe we should buy a tape with Chelsea logo and tape his mouth shut, because Eva the beautiful doctor queen is on our bench. Whootie do. It all makes perfect sense.

you sound almost as manic as Jose did ,, take a calm pill duckie

[HD3D 1,038]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

Meaning he could have stayed if he insisted and asked for another season but didn't for whatever other issues.

Jose wasn't sacked at neither his first term at Chelsea (according to himself) nor at Real Madrid.

[zolayes 14,489]

Meaning he could have stayed if he insisted and asked for another season but didn't for whatever other issues.

Jose wasn't sacked at neither his first term at Chelsea (according to himself) nor at Real Madrid.

well thanks ,, that is as clear as mud or as clear as many of his statesments

[Styles 9,790]

Mourinho had said: “Jon Fearn and Dr Carneiro they will not be on the bench. But it doesn’t mean that Sunday is the rest of our season, or the rest of our careers. They will not be on the bench on Sunday, that is clear, it is my decision, it is my responsibility. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t be in the future.”

WHY?

He hasn't given a single reason (valid or not) as to why they have been removed.

[zolayes 14,489]

WHY?

He hasn't given a single reason (valid or not) as to why they have been removed.

does that surprise you , His talk of the bench was BULLSHIT

[cosmicway 1,333]

does that surprise you , His talk of the bench was BULLSHIT

'twas the tweeter.

Look one must be careful with these things.

Suppose you are witness in a trial. The smarmy lawyer of the opposition tries to lure you into a trap. He says "look my dear sir, you talked so nice, but what about when the defendant helped that old lady cross the street ? is he not a nice guy after all ?". You fall into the trap and you say "yes, he is". The trial is lost, the lawyers of your side curse you.

You should never use the tweeter.

[zolayes 14,489]

'twas the tweeter.

Look one must be careful with these things.

Suppose you are witness in a trial. The smarmy lawyer of the opposition tries to lure you into a trap. He says "look my dear sir, you talked so nice, but what about when the defendant helped that old lady cross the street ? is he not a nice guy after all ?". You fall into the trap and you say "yes, he is". The trial is lost, the lawyers of your side curse you.

You should never use the tweeter.

sorry but it is to too late for cryptic messages .. however clever they may be ,, Cheap eggs and omelettes ,,, seagulls following trawlers ,,

I prefer to call a spade a spade ,, BULLSHIT is just that BULLSHIT