The Mourinho Thread

[Stats 7,056]

No offense, but are you mentally challenged?

Which part of "Chelsea has been abiding by the FFP rules, while City isn't" don't you understand?

Here, I'm going to explain it to you as if you were very slow in the head:

Once upon a time, in a far far away land called the English Premier league, there played 20 clubs happily and in harmony in the peaceful garden of momma UEFA. One day, a brave warrior known as Roman Abramovich arrived from the Eastern lands to fulfill the prophecy, and with his family's vast wealth, wake up the spirit of the blue lion that rested at the heart of one of these 20 clubs. The chosen one's name was Chelsea. With this newly formed bond, Chelsea and its hero set out to conquer the English Premier League and Europe but they were soon matched by the dark forces that were formed in the hot depths of Manchester and which made use of the same sorcery, yet carried less purpose and bravery. Chelsea, however, remained daring and unafraid. With its powerful spirit, and the resources of its brave warrior who sat at the helm, it set out to meet this impostor in the field and crush it while making use of whatever resources could take. Meanwhile, momma UEFA became worried. She feared that if Chelsea and Darth City were allowed to spend heavens' wealth having a go at each other, then her beautiful Premier League garden would soon be a mess! So she sat down with both Chelsea and City and purposed a truce in the form of regulation and rules which both parties had to follow! Once again, brave Chelsea remained unbowed and, filled with confidence, accepted the proposition promptly. The mischievous forces at the core of the City board, however, had other plans... They knew that their sword would crumble to pieces if it was to hit the Chelsea armor while restricted by UEFA's impositions of fairness. So while all other clubs and Chelsea strictly followed the rules set by momma UEFA, City secretly conspired to make use of the forbidden magic called money. Slashing and razing everything across its path, City came crashing towards the chained blue lion. Chelsea played bravely but was overwhelmed. And its spirit was finally broken. Because not only it was defeated by forbidden powers which both parties had agreed to not make use of, momma UEFA seemed to turn a blind eye to such outrageous defiance of its right to rule, and a random moron at Chelsea Talk Forum seemed to think they were right.

lol

No offence but fuck you

[Jase 43,479]

No offence but fuck you

I'm sorry but which part of the forum rule "Do not abuse other members" do you not understand?!

[Stats 7,056]

I'm sorry but which part of the forum rule "Do not abuse other members" do you not understand?!

He was asking for it. I think he logged out and is hoping by next time he signs in he has numerous likes

[HD3D 1,038]

He was asking for it. I think he logged out and is hoping by next time he signs in he has numerous likes

ahaha no, more like a whole boring afternoon at work with nothing to do

[zyzz 711]

And thats why this man is the best manager in the world.

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

AWW MAN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GENIUS I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUDE!! IF YOU EVER HAVE BLUE BALLS I'M AVAILABLE FOR YOU MAN, I'LL BITE THE PILLOW.

JOSÉ MOURINHOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Milan 17,857]

THIS is Mourinho's Chelsea!

[Melanicus 5,208]

Mourinho you fucking genius!!!

[Mr_President 404]

Spot on, again. The 'mighty' City that everyone has been shitting themselves about .... just out classed (admittedly missing 2 key players).

[Beirut_Blues 306]

Respect.

[The only place to be 11,313]

The best manager in the league. If you want some fun tonight go on the United forums and watch them cry about not getting Jose. We've got the guy for the next lord knows how many years. THIS is our man. Thank fuck.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

MASTER!

[lionsden 4,689]

This man is a tactical genius. totally outclassed pellegrini. impressive.

[Fernando 6,468]

Don't see all the opportunist that where here after the West Ham draw.

Where they at?

Anyhow, this game a lone should now put Mourinho in charge of Chelsea for the next 10 years!

Amazing, and to still think Mourinho says we are not ready for full gear till next season.....stunning, simple stunning!

[duo11bluecl 207]

The last time I am gonna criticize him for a long time now. Best performance from him to make up for that Basel cock up. Yes some how he makes annoying unnecessary cautious like the West Ham game but on big occasions he IS ALWAYS UP TO IT. Dortmund aside last season his Madrid side had been tactically perfect in almost every game as well.

BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD, closely followed by Diego Simione atm then Ancelotti. With David Moyes crying at the bottom.

[GZ25 45]

*No words needed

[Fernando 6,468]

The last time I am gonna criticize him for a long time now. Best performance from him to make up for that Basel cock up. Yes some how he makes annoying unnecessary cautious like the West Ham game but on big occasions he IS ALWAYS UP TO IT. Dortmund aside last season his Madrid side had been tactically perfect in almost every game as well.

BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD, closely followed by Diego Simione atm then Ancelotti. With David Moyes crying at the bottom.

I think that Dortmund game it was clear that his team was not behind him 100% and his mind was also somewhere else.

It sounds like an excuse, but Real Madrid was superior in every way. Even to that crappy Barcelona that won the league.

That whole campaign now seems more clearer like day, that it was the demise of the team with the coach. They fell apart and that lead to a downfall of team chemistry.

[iseah100 5,612]

Like I said last week and several times before, NEVER question what Mou does. He's a genius.