Luis Suarez

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

not in a million billion years

[The Mak 4,459]

From AS.com eh? More like BS.com!

Am I right?

...is this thing on?

[Christo191 173]

How about http://nooooooooooooooo.com

[petr.breu 1,618]

I would hate to have this cunt in Chelsea, absolutely NO!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Jose trying to lure Suarez here? Wonder if he's using Iva as bait..

[Pacquiao 1,834]

Please make this happen Roman!!!

[iceboy 992]

Ba is not on Mourinhos plan for sure, we will have Torres and Lukaku. We need one striker of course, can be Suarez our new striker?

[Leif 6,006]

I actually had a dream he was playing for us not too long ago. It's shocking how many of my footy dreams come true.

He's a cunt but one of the best cunts around with a ball at his feet. He's made it clear he hates the English media though, so..

[kobematabryant 400]

Oh Fuck Off with these Suarez Rumours!

[Pacquiao 1,834]

Its funny how people don't want Suarez because he is not a likeable person, yet these same people would welcome Rooney here with open arms??? Ridiculous! We should be signing young promising talents or the very best players at the peak of their powers which Suarez is, not past it, over-rated players like we have previously been linked with!

Suarez is easily the best striker in the PL with RVP no one is even close to those two! and if we could get Suarez it would instantly take us to the next level and see us dominating English football again!

[Pizy 17,860]

If there's any manager in the world who could tame the beast that is Suarez it's Jose.

Suarez hasn't played for a manager of the calibre of Mourinho or been in a side with players as good as ours with ambition to win everything. I think he'd thrive here on the pitch and the environment we'd provide him would keep a lid on the cuntish shit he does.

Hell, maybe if we're lucky we can ship Torres back the other way.

[iceboy 992]

Btw he is great finisher.

[J.F. 1,484]

this shit isn't surprise, we always sign player who isn't roumored with us

[Duppy Conqueror 1,451]

He's an horrible pikey cunt and worse,a coward. NEXT!!!

[ulsterchelsea 3,213]

Please god no! horrible fucking sewer rat. Sometimes being a good player is not enough

[OneMoSalah 8,614]

If anyone can straighten him out, its Jose. If Loserpool would accept a bid from us for him then I'd probably take him. Great player.

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

If anyone can straighten him out, its Jose. If Loserpool would accept a bid from us for him then I'd probably take him. Great player.

Not a given though, look at Balotelli

[yuvala 2,167]

Honestly, I'd be so happy if he signed.