The England Thread

[Sheva. 5,373]

Lol Hart.

[Rmpr 8,977]

1-1 you can't say Poland didn't deserve it.

Poland didn`t deserve it...

[Ankit 3,176]

So England's defence all over the park?? Guess who's not playing in the back 4!!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Poland didn`t deserve it...

NOOO! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!

[zolayes 14,489]

thank goodness I had to work ..seems I missed another classic England performance

[Shogun 721]

When will people realize that Rooney is actually a distinctly average footballer?

Absolutely the most stupid thing I've read on any forum ever.

[Ollie 4,400]

Rubbish performance, rubbish team, rubbish players and over hyped crap. A draw is probably fair because Poland don't have many match winners, if they did, we'd be going home with no points.

[zolayes 14,489]

Absolutely the most stupid thing I've read on any forum ever.

making such an extreme statement only makes your post look stupid

[Liquidator 5,176]

Absolutely the most stupid thing I've read on any forum ever.

Care to elaborate or justify?

[dave30 728]

England are fucking shit its getting beyond a joke. We shouldn't be happy with a point away to Poland we need to change the way we play football. Really wish we had got Harry but the arrogant Fa thought otherwise. Rooney is good but far from world class in my opinion.

[Shogun 721]

Care to elaborate or justify?

Yes, average footballers don't tend to be 9th in the all time premier league top scorers list, with being a least second by time his career ends being very likely.

[BOSS 372]

England are fucking shit its getting beyond a joke. We shouldn't be happy with a point away to Poland we need to change the way we play football. Really wish we had got Harry but the arrogant Fa thought otherwise. Rooney is good but far from world class in my opinion.

He's better than Ibra they say, he is in the top 5 of the best striker in the world they say. Blahahahahahhaa

[Jase 43,479]

England were so dull to watch last night. Only passed sideways, backwards and lumping the ball forward back to front. And it's rather appalling that they cannot even keep possession for long periods of the game.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

England were so dull to watch last night. Only passed sideways, backwards and lumping the ball forward back to front. And it's rather appalling that they cannot even keep possession for long periods of the game.

It's not Gerard's fault of course, he's in the top 3 midfielders in the world. It was obviously the pitch's fault

[Jase 43,479]

It's not Gerard's fault of course, he's in the top 3 midfielders in the world. It was obviously the pitch's fault

I believed Hodgson used the pitch excuse after the game. And speaking of Gerrard, I laughed reading this.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I believed Hodgson used the pitch excuse after the game. And speaking of Gerrard, I laughed reading this.

Yeah he did. As if Poland was playing on a different pitch. And 'captain's performance'?! I actually LOLed when I read that.

[BowtiesAreCool 16]

So Ferdinand and Cahill are ruled out for the match vs Montenegro so Steven Taylor is stepping in. Good riddance to Ferdinand, a disgrace - England don't need an old man like him anyways. Cahill is not a loss England needed, but Taylor has that passion to succeed in an england shirt. My team:

Foster

Smalling - Caulker - Taylor - Cole

Parker - Lampard

Rooney

Walcott - Sturridge - AOC

[Fulham Broadway 16,410]

Ferdinand in hair appointment clash

RIO Ferdinand has pulled out of the England squad after a hairdressing appointment mix-up.

‘I just want to look nice’

Manager Roy Hodgson had hoped the central defender could have a quick trim, but Ferdinand insisted he has not had a deep root condition since October.

The England camp searched for a suitable boutique in San Marino but his trichologist ruled that his hair could not be treated correctly by local stylists.

Ferdinand said: “My commitment to the national team is 100 per cent but you should see my split ends in the morning, I look like I’ve headbutted a candyfloss machine.

”Younger players like Sturridge or Walcott can bounce back from a ridiculous haircut within days but at my age I’ve got to be careful. That advert with Joe Hart shows the devastating effects dandruff can have on your game.”

Ferdinand’s England career has been plagued with cancellations due to chest waxing, unforeseen manicures and a disastrous eyebrow threading that sidelined him for over six months.

England captain Steven Gerrard said: “All the lads wish Rio the best and hope the girl who normally does the shampooing isn’t too rough with the water hose.”

Ferdinand added: “This summer I’m going to Switzerland to have horse placenta massaged into my scalp.”