The Mourinho Thread

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

5 minutes ago, Topico said:

20-25?

Sounds about right but going back to your former club rarely works. It's more or less a lifetime ago but when Osgood came back it was painful to watch.

[Tomo 21,733]

1 hour ago, Hamilton said:

Now get Mata back ?

No thanks, he isn't even half the player he was in 2012.

[Pizy 18,368]

If Mata wasn't right for Mourinho-ball there's no way he would be for Conte's style of constant pressing.

Similarly to José, it seems Conte prefers his midfielders to be powerful and athletic and able to get around the pitch. The exact opposite of what Mata is in other words.

Honestly feel bad for the guy. He has probably made a nice life for himself and settled perfectly in Manchester after being put out of the club and city he appeared to love when he was here. Now the guy who sold him is coming and will probably sell him again. He's going to have to uproot his life once more.

I think José will play nice with him initially and say he'll use Mata, but after a couple of months of Mata being unable to play to Josés liking he'll be gone in the January window after riding the bench for a while.

[The Mak 4,459]

Who likes satire? 

Jose Mourinho Selects Man United For His Next Long, Drawn Out Meltdown

 

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WITH news emerging that Louis Van Gaal has been sacked by Manchester United less than 48 hours after winning the FA Cup, Jose Mourinho has all but confirmed the Manchester club as the location for his next overblown meltdown.

Mourinho’s infamous meltdowns, which occur once every three years, are long drawn out affairs and are immensely enjoyable for neutral fans of football.

The Portuguese manager’s insistence at dousing all his hard work in petrol before setting it alight for no apparent reason has been blamed on everything from the gravitational pull of the moon to Eden Hazard forgetting how to play football.

Mourinho has remained tight lipped so far on what seemingly inane incident will spark a slow and painful decline in his relationship with his new players and club, but it is believed it will be highly entertaining.

Manchester United CEO Ed Woodward’s search for a new manager proved exhaustive with a total of one candidate being considered.

“Once we got the DNA test results back, and he had the United way strand of DNA we knew Jose was a perfect fit,” explained Woodward.

“And Jose’s agent Jorge Mendes agreed to return my family unharmed once I’d sacked Van Gaal,” Woodward concluded before spending £20 million for a salad in the Old Trafford canteen.

 

[Special Juan 27,429]

It wasn't long ago the United fans sang "Fuck off Mourinho"....Now they are embracing him.

But that's football fans, fickle....

Let's shove up him and United, hate the cunts.

[Parky 739]

You know what i'm glad he's going to Man Utd because it proves he is definitely not 'One of us' and that statement was to fool our fans to believing it was the return of the prodigal son. His failed return proved he was still the same egotistical and arrogant fool still obsessed with his ancient negative tactical approach forcing our team to play with fear rather than belief even when the team objected towards the end. Jose yet again proves he only really cares about himself and his huge ego. He does not give a fuck about loyalty or respect and I feel he will secretly be obsessed with damaging our club to massage his ego.

But i'm quietly confident Conte and our team will surprise many next season. Jose and Man Utd will be under huge scrutiny and he will try play his mental games early to take shots at Pep, Wenger and Conte but his time in the elite crop of managers is fading fast into the MLS. 

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Dont think there is much loyalty in football these days.Had he just left or resigned from us then would be annoyed but as we sacked him mehh.He's moved on..we've moved on..hopefully in the right direction!

[Special Juan 27,429]

Imagine his first signing is Zlatan like is being reported, what the fuck does that say for Rashford? Him signing Zlatan will be exactly the bookmark I expect of Mourinho at a new starting point of a club. 

[Rhino's Skin 972]

37 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

It wasn't long ago the United fans sang "Fuck off Mourinho"....Now they are embracing him.

But that's football fans, fickle....

Let's shove up him and United, hate the cunts.

it wasnt that long ago that Chelsea fans were singing the same song

[Rhino's Skin 972]

42 minutes ago, Parky said:

You know what i'm glad he's going to Man Utd because it proves he is definitely not 'One of us' and that statement was to fool our fans to believing it was the return of the prodigal son. His failed return proved he was still the same egotistical and arrogant fool still obsessed with his ancient negative tactical approach forcing our team to play with fear rather than belief even when the team objected towards the end. Jose yet again proves he only really cares about himself and his huge ego. He does not give a fuck about loyalty or respect and I feel he will secretly be obsessed with damaging our club to massage his ego.

But i'm quietly confident Conte and our team will surprise many next season. Jose and Man Utd will be under huge scrutiny and he will try play his mental games early to take shots at Pep, Wenger and Conte but his time in the elite crop of managers is fading fast into the MLS. 

your conclusions based on speculation and lack of facts coupled with suggesting that winning a league title is a failure stinks of a modern day media fan with a deluded sense of entitlement

[Pizy 18,368]

54 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

It wasn't long ago the United fans sang "Fuck off Mourinho"....Now they are embracing him.

But that's football fans, fickle....

Let's shove up him and United, hate the cunts.

Yep. Also those same fans over on RedCafe by the hundreds who made fun of us Chelsea fans for "accepting" his shit football. They would always say "sure, he wins, but I wouldn't want to trade exciting, attacking football for shit, defensive football even if we're winning."

Now they're desperate for him.

[Tautvix 1,321]

Just now, Pizy said:

Yep. Also those same fans over on RedCafe by the hundreds who made fun of us Chelsea fans for "accepting" his shit football. They would always say "sure, he wins, but I wouldn't want to trade exciting, attacking football for shit, defensive football even if we're winning."

Now they're desperate for him.

I can somehow understand them in some aspect. They should have taken Klopp or even Guardiola. But they don't have any option now. Mourinho will always make a huge improvement compared to LVG. But I still hate how ManUtd fans act now. Fuck them.

[Fulham Broadway 16,862]

The Glazer freaks would have sanctioned Mourinhos arrival and had the last say as to his appointment. They siphon money out of the club, and Mpurinhos ideal -short term success and quick profit.

 

 

[Parky 739]

1 hour ago, Rhino's Skin said:

your conclusions based on speculation and lack of facts coupled with suggesting that winning a league title is a failure stinks of a modern day media fan with a deluded sense of entitlement

I guess you're one of the fans that still worship the 'Special one' along with his antagonistic behavior. Don't get me wrong I appreciate the league title he won for us but not for dividing our squad and leaving us 1 point above relegation almost half way through the season. Don't you remember his comments about 'betrayal' and now look at who he's going to manage. I probably hurt your feelings calling out Jose for what he really is going by your nasty personal attack at me. You probably will to be one of the secret 'Jose' fans hoping he succeeds at Man Utd following all his hype and hysteria his ego loves so much. Yea you probably will be along with some other members here that I will not name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rhino's Skin 972]

9 minutes ago, Parky said:

I guess you're one of the fans that still worship the 'Special one' along with his antagonistic behavior. Don't get me wrong I appreciate the league title he won for us but not for dividing our squad and leaving us 1 point above relegation almost half way through the season. Don't you remember his comments about 'betrayal' and look now who his going to manage. Did I hurt your feelings calling out Jose for what he really is? Are you going to be one of the secret 'Jose' fans hoping he succeeds at Man Utd and following all his hype that his ego loves so much. Yea you probably will be with some other members here that I will not name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

nope on all accounts.

Just a normal everyday supporter who supports the club rather than indivuals and refuses to slate ex or current players and members of staff to the the degrading level of rudeness, toxicity, spitefullness, that keyboard warriors such as yourself seem readily to apply.

Now run along , learn some respect and have more consideration or the words you use when posting about employees ex and current of this great club

[Parky 739]

1 hour ago, Rhino's Skin said:

Just a normal everyday supporter who supports the club rather than indivuals and refuses to slate ex or current players and members of staff to the the degrading level of rudeness, toxicity, spitefullness, that keyboard warriors such as yourself seem readily to apply.

Now run along , learn some respect and have more consideration or the words you use when posting about employees ex and current of this great club

What like when Jose called Eva Carneiro 'Filha da Puta''? Mate your arguments are both hypocritical and contradictory. You seem to like personal attacks now calling me a keyboard warrior lol. Remember who started the personal attacks first mate! Now have a good day and I will ignore you and your trolling from now on. KTBFFH!

 

 

[Rhino's Skin 972]

2 minutes ago, Parky said:

What like when Jose called Eva Carneiro 'Filha da Puta''? Mate your arguments are both hypocritical and contradictory. You seem to like personal attacks now calling me a keyboard warrior lol. Remember who started the personal attacks first mate! Now have a good day and I will ignore your trolling from now on.

 

 

all i said was that your post was factually incorrect and basically typical of a modern day media fan

As above....the facts you use for Mourinho havent been proved at this moment in time, but you use them to suit your agenda.

If you care to view my other posts....you will see that I am nowhere near a troll but will pick posters up on over the top views that are incorrect factually. If that offends you then I am sorry.

good day sir

[Fernando 6,465]

Another good thing about Mourinho at United and Pep at City is that it takes the spotlight out of us. 

Should be able to work quietly without too much attraction at us.