The Mourinho Thread

[didierforever 7,349]

Yes. Like Mourinho said, he is his best RB. He knows best. Ivanovic is not the problem, it's the people around him.

:confused:

not sure if serious or sarcastic.

[Pizy 18,454]

That HAS to be what he's thinking. He hints at it all the time. That yes, Ivanovic makes mistakes but that the other player on his side is a big problem as well for not helping him. That's the only explanation as to why he continues to play.

[stroey 2,525]

Some journalist finally asked why Jose keeps picking Ivanovic and not Terry.
Jose answered'' you should answer that because you're the twitter man'' - that moment was really funny.

After that he said he speaks with Ivanovic about his mistakes and he criticizes him a lot - I thought yes, he realizes that Ivanovic is a problem..

Then he ended the presser with '' I have no doubt he is my best right back'' -
Hopefully he was just trolling...

[lucio 5,418]

yeah , mourinho is blind , or has a motive other than creating a good team here.

either way , sack him

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

José, your best rb is playing at the lb position and we have only one lb at the club. January we urgently need to buy a lb.
Stop stroking Ivanovic ego, we know you know is shit, just slay him in public, maybe he'll wake up.

[ZOS 580]

there you have it, iva won't be dropped.

go to hell, hose

[Amblève. 4,995]

Give Kieran what you're smoking, Mou^^

[bluesman2610 1,352]

He roasts Terry, Cahill , and RLC (post season friendly) for poor displays, but continues to protect Ivanovic. Everyone and their mother can see if you attack our right flank you will have success unless Azpi is there yet he fails to change it. His stubborn attitude is really hurting us, how long before enough is enough?

[manpe 10,861]

Chelsea FC ‏@ChelseaFC 7 min Jose says Branislav Ivanovic likes to speak with him about mistakes. #CFC

Mystery solved. He is shit on purpose because he "likes to speak about his mistakes".

[DYC. 7,542]

:confused:

not sure if serious or sarcastic.

I'm not sure either.

Listen, I can joke about Mourinho and Ivanovic secretly living together and having plans to get married by some hippie in a forest, enjoy their honeymoon in Bora Bora, send a night vision sex tape to Putin and adopt Togolese twin baby girls.

But on a more serious note, Mourinho isn't crazy. He plays Ivanovic because he likes what he sees. Best RB. Major praise last season even though he was making mistakes all the time back then to.

I've accepted the situation. I am zen. Ivanovic plays and whatever happens happens.

(I'd hit a pony in the balls with a baseball bat for Paulo Ferreira, the king of consistent decency.)

[Kieran. 6,317]

Give Kieran what you're smoking, Mou^^

It's prolly dank [emoji41] [emoji23]

[Jase 43,479]

He'll no doubt continue to pick him no matter what.

Chelsea FC ‏@ChelseaFC 7 min

Jose says Branislav Ivanovic likes to speak with him about mistakes. #CFC

Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC

Jose says he has no doubt Ivanovic is his best right-back and no doubt he needs to improve his form. #CFC

Yet more BS. His love for Ivanovic is truly astonishing even though he's made 436643538535974 mistakes. Even Cole wasn't this lucky two seasons ago.

[hamad138 190]

Ivanovic will be his ultimate downfall and will be responsible for his sacking

[Fernando 6,491]

Oh well what can you do.

As long as the board is also happy and don't mind how we are doing then fine.

[Parky 739]

Hmm maybe Ivanovic & Jose have a 'special relationship'. Eva got some extra love from Brana and Jose got jealous calling her out as a 'Puta' banishing her away from any first team duties.

[Special Juan 27,456]

Didn't expect anything else if I am honest. We just have to accept that Brana will be given the fucking run around again tomorrow and Jose to claim 'We played well enough to win'

[Hybrid Angel 2,130]

The stubborn one.

[!Hazard! 3,394]

He really is ready to get sacked because of Ivanovic who isn't even a RB. Not only is our defence the worst in the league but our offensive play struggles massively because the attacking RB has the speed of Fellaini and the technique of Heskey. People keep blaming Pedro for his poor displays but in a functioning team he would fit just fine, he happens to be alone in the attack just like Costa and just like Hazard because we have pitch full of players whos only function is to run around the pitch covering for the players who are covering for someone else.

He needs to buy Stones in the winter transfer window and start playing Baba as soon as possible. By the beginning of next season Baba-Stones-Zouma-Azpi © might be the backbone of the team. Terry will retire at the end of the season or move elsewhere, so we could recall Kalas back from loan. Stones, Zouma, Cahill, Kalas might be a very solid defensive department. Get rid of Ivanovic and recall Ake and give a squad place for DaSilva or Aina. Suddenly our defence might look young, talented and potentially world class.