Fernando Torres

[Funkyflashman 187]

I hate Fernando Torres more than I hate Manchester United.

Read that again. Drink it in. I mean it.

[Jype 6,398]

Oh, poor Fernando had a stomach bug. John Terry played with two broken ribs last season...

[Tomo 21,751]

The funny thing is it's not even his performances that make me dislike him, it's his deluded attitude towards them.

If he came out after Munich and said that he understand's he has played crap but will do what it takes to get in the team and will compete with whoever he needs too, then he would have had my respect and admiration regardless. But demanding guarantee's of a number 1 spot after averaging one goal a month since arrival

Cole admitted his performances were below par in 06/07, why can't this twat do the same?

I actually don't want Torres to leave in the summer (here me out) i want us to sign Falcao and bring back Lukaku. i want Torres to be 4th choice forward with the number 99 shirt, lucky to make the bench and i want too see him show some willingness to get back up the pecking order and try to earn his place and more importantly his money. He probably won't be able to because he is genuinely terrible but he owes us that atleast.

[Pizy 18,858]

Awwww, poor baby had a little tummy ache?

You give me £175k a week and I'll hobble out there and give you 100% if you amputated my leg. This muppet looked like he was on Mars the other day, as he often does.

[DDA 9,924]

The funny thing is it's not even his performances that make me dislike him, it's his deluded attitude towards them.

If he came out after Munich and said that he understand's he has played crap but will do what it takes to get in the team and will compete with whoever he needs too, then he would have had my respect and admiration regardless. But demanding guarantee's of a number 1 spot after averaging one goal a month since arrival

Cole admitted his performances were below par in 06/07, why can't this twat do the same?

I actually don't want Torres to leave in the summer (here me out) i want us to sign Falcao and bring back Lukaku. i want Torres to be 4th choice forward with the number 99 shirt, lucky to make the bench and i want too see him show some willingness to get back up the pecking order and try to earn his place and more importantly his money. He probably won't be able to because he is genuinely terrible but he owes us that atleast.

Listen Torres will never return. End of. Why on Earth would you wish for a player who disrupts the chemistry of the club from players to managers to stay....he could never repay our patience nor support now, it's just too late.

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

He should be appointed Player Manager, then he would be sacked.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

Neil Ashton tends to always be spot on with emerging stories from Chelsea recently. I'm certain he has an insider and believe this story 100%.

Torres - It started with love and excitement, it turned to desperation and hope and now it's pure hatred.

Get out of this club, you are no longer welcome. I hope you get booed every time your name is read out and every time you touch the ball. You don't deserve to play in the same team, the same pitch, the same stadium as legends like Zola and Osgood. You don't even deserve to rot in the reserves. The reserve players shouldn't be witness to your absolute shitness. It would be a bad influence on them. You should be made to train alone in the park up the road from the training ground.

From the day he put on a Chelsea shirt he didn't want to play for us. He knew his knee was going and couldn't resist the money.

You selfish, ungrateful, disgusting excuse for a man.

Glad someone even wants more punishment for this joke of a player than me

[Kojo 4,676]

All i can say is, is that I'm buzzing, so glad it looks like he is going. Definitely the worst player ever, and most hated player this team has ever had. I've never hated a player more than him, despite Joe Cole being a tosser when he went to Liverpool at least he scored all those vital goals he did at Chelsea.

But yeah Torres fuck off and never come back, now lets go get another forward.

[Chelsea? 892]

he is earning 200k per week... if he has a career threatning injury, then he should retire and stop ripping chelsea off. if he is willing to play, taking insane amount of wages, the fans expect something out of it irrespective of how bad his injuries are.

I'm not creating an excuse for him. I'm just saying Chelsea over looked a major aspect of Torres before divining him

[DDA 9,924]

All i can say is, is that I'm buzzing, so glad it looks like he is going. Definitely the worst player ever, and most hated player this team has ever had. I've never hated a player more than him, despite Joe Cole being a tosser when he went to Liverpool at least he scored all those vital goals he did at Chelsea.

But yeah Torres fuck off and never come back, now lets go get another forward.

No fucking way do I hate Torres more than I hated Bosingwa.

But

Yea, good news.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Form is temporary class is permanent!

[Kojo 4,676]

No fucking way do I hate Torres more than I hated Bosingwa.

But

Yea, good news.

Why?, Bosingwa didn't bullshit to the media all the bastard time did he, so what if he was a bad player, you may aswell hate the likes of Kalou then. They were sound people, despite Bosingwa having a bit of a dirty side to him on the pitch, still didn't cause any trouble really. Even when Ivanovic used to get played over him all the time he never whined.

Though to be fair Bosingwas last match i got to give him credit for what he did, he played very well and didn't screw up, also played brilliantly against Spurs and Barca as a centre back. Though one thing about Bosingwa, WHY DID U RUIN OUR CL TROPHY CELEBRATION

[bababoom 4,478]

You gotta laugh at these videos - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WjXBQp5IQ (to save you the punishment, it's a Video of Torres' season so far.. it's called - 'Fernando Torres - Chelsea - Believe - I'm Back - 2012/13')

I bet a lot of 13 year old's watch it and actually think he's back

[DDA 9,924]

Why?, Bosingwa didn't bullshit to the media all the bastard time did he, so what if he was a bad player, you mayaswell hate the likes of Kalou then. They where sound people, despite Bosingwa having a bit of a dirty side to him on the pitch, still didn't cause any trouble really. Even when Ivanovic used to get played over him all the time he never whined.

Though to be fair Bosingwas last match i got to give him credit for what he did, he played very well and didn't screw up, also played brilliantly against Spurs and Barca as a centre back. Though one thing about Bosingwa, WHY DID U RUIN OUR CL TROPHY CELEBRATION

Hahahah Yea he did ruin that celebration the annoying twat. Honestly mate I just didn't like him for reasons other than his awful, diabolical attempts at crossing. It was his big, bold mono-brow, he reminded me of that baby from The Simpsons.

[didierforever 7,349]

I'm not creating an excuse for him. I'm just saying Chelsea over looked a major aspect of Torres before divining him

most of the people here are upset with his effort and attitude on the pitch and that does not depend on any injury, be it career threating or a minor niggle...