The Mourinho Thread

[OneMoSalah 8,774]

I can't stand his stupid face I'm sorry. You're right he has a point but holy fuck I want to slug him. He's an old man too which makes me an awful person.

Yeah I can't stand him at times too, I would like to beat him up with the Community Shield trophy tbf.

[Styles 9,790]

He came across really badly just meandering waffle and not answering the question. He's totally charmless these days his body language is terrible. I can guarantee he's going to be sending Steve Holland to a lot of pre and post match confrences.this season.

Didn't watch but not surprised.

[cosmicway 1,323]

A three week ban seems to be a fair solution.
It's careless riding - infringement of opponent down the stretch.
Mind you if I was Abra I 'd make all of them run around the stadium ten times. They should also have to make train noises "ou-ou-ou" in the bends.

[nullabletype 987]

Because the same thing people criticize others manager for are backing Mourinho for similar shenanigans.

I'm sorry but that my friend is delusional.

It's like saying my shit smells better then yours, classic Liverpool fan ideology.

Well no, that would make somebody a hypocrite.

Supporting Mourinho and occasionally looking the other way when he's been a naughty boy because you like having arguably the best manager around isn't delusional, that just makes good sense.

I don't disagree with you on principle though. I don't have a lot of time for people who call out person A for doing something whilst letting person B away with it. But what could this current situation be compared to to say that people supported Mourinho but lambasted person X?

[The Skipper 20,593]

Gone were the days where one used to get excited for a Mourinho presser, he's lost that charm he used to have tbh.

[Polo7 3,496]

Gone were the days where one used to get excited for a Mourinho presser, he's lost that charm he used to have tbh.

We get it, you don't feel the same way you used to. Ok.

[Blue Colored Sky 1,807]

Gone were the days where one used to get excited for a Mourinho presser, he's lost that charm he used to have tbh.

Hmm, I just finished watching today's presser and I really liked it. The same for last week press conference. Those two beat majority of last season press conferences when Jose was there just not to be punished. Yes, he doesn't have this charm/mojo anymore or uses it very little (after COC final e.g.) but he talks a lot of deep-thought inside stuff that you can conteplate over. I hope he continues like this, definitely better than grumpy man, who rejects questions about everyone and everything.

For example he came from the situation with doctors very elegentaly saying that he has to make a decison every week, about players, assistans, kitmen, doctors and every week someone is left out because there's no space for everyone on the bench. And leaving out Jon and Eva is just another decision to make. Very nice.

He also said that we maybe won't sign anyone 'big' in this transfer window and just do Diego Costa and wait for the right moment which maybe isn't now. I was thinking about the exact same thing few days ago, Jose just confirmed it, definietely I would gladly wait instead of settling for some cheaper alternative.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Hmm, I just finished watching today's presser and I really liked it. The same for last week press conference. Those two beat majority of last season press conferences when Jose was there just not to be punished. Yes, he doesn't have this charm/mojo anymore or uses it very little (after COC final e.g.) but he talks a lot of deep-thought inside stuff that you can conteplate over. I hope he continues like this, definitely better than grumpy man, who rejects questions about everyone and everything.

For example today he said that we maybe won't sign anyone 'big' in this transfer window and just do Diego Costa and wait for the right moment which maybe isn't now. I was thinking about the exact same thing few days ago, Jose just confirmed it, definietely I would gladly wait instead of settling for some cheaper alternative.

This is fair, I do definitely prefer this over grumpy Mourinho. He did okay today tbf - I was just talking in general.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

I'm surprised that a lot of you are so taken back at how the media have gone about this. This is exactly the reaction I expected from them, it's the English media through and through. And whilst they are cunts nine times out of ten, we also need to look closely at just how badly handled this has all been from a CFC point of view.

didnt think go as far but then also thought the club would've handled it better.It's all a huge mess when didn't need to be

[CMS 382]

Again Much ado about nothing. Shame on Daily mail for trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. Shame on those who jumped on the Eva bandwagon. She is not bigger than the club. I hope they eventually ease her out of Chelsea, so she can go on her Eva must be tough crusade. I think she has just setback the hiring of more females onto the benches for a very long time. After watching this, which sane managers will want to put himself through this? Do you guys think Sir Alex would have tolerated her? or even Wenger the hypocrite himself? Do you think Pep or LVG or any other top manager would have put up with her? While they were busy lip read JM, why did they not lip read what she said too? Like she was a silent participant.

She needs to just stay in the medical department and stop derailing our season. Do her job or step aside. They are much more important things to do for the season. I used to like her, but now I'm so sick of her. Acting like she's the only sports doctor in the world, that's ever done sports medicine. I really DGAF what any of her supporters say either. This is about Chelsea our team and Eva whatever can go climb the SB. We have enough problems with haters anyways. It never fails, every year before we play Man City, always some type of distraction. I wonder who's getting paid. Someone or some people are manipulating the issues here and until our Chelsea brothers/sisters wake up and smell the roses, we always be portrayed as a half ass club. Like I've said, shit always happens when we are about to play City. it never fails. Think my people, think. Last year and past years we lost Fabregas/Matic/Costa, or some issue with refereeing, or penalties or something. Go figure.

[Henrique 9,133]

To be honest, Mourinho won´t be Chelsea manager untill 2019. He never stayed in any club for more more than 3 seasons and he is already showing signs of stress in the first game of his third season and I firmly believe he is not the right guy to stay in the same club for 6 years.

[Special Juan 27,421]

Again Much ado about nothing. Shame on Daily mail for trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. Shame on those who jumped on the Eva bandwagon. She is not bigger than the club. I hope they eventually ease her out of Chelsea, so she can go on her Eva must be tough crusade. I think she has just setback the hiring of more females onto the benches for a very long time. After watching this, which sane managers will want to put himself through this? Do you guys think Sir Alex would have tolerated her? or even Wenger the hypocrite himself? Do you think Pep or LVG or any other top manager would have put up with her? While they were busy lip read JM, why did they not lip read what she said too? Like she was a silent participant.

She needs to just stay in the medical department and stop derailing our season. Do her job or step aside. They are much more important things to do for the season. I used to like her, but now I'm so sick of her. Acting like she's the only sports doctor in the world, that's ever done sports medicine. I really DGAF what any of her supporters say either. This is about Chelsea our team and Eva whatever can go climb the SB. We have enough problems with haters anyways. It never fails, every year before we play Man City, always some type of distraction. I wonder who's getting paid. Someone or some people are manipulating the issues here and until our Chelsea brothers/sisters wake up and smell the roses, we always be portrayed as a half ass club. Like I've said, shit always happens when we are about to play City. it never fails. Think my people, think. Last year and past years we lost Fabregas/Matic/Costa, or some issue with refereeing, or penalties or something. Go figure.

This is a Chelsea problem, the situation stemmed from JM having a go at two people for doing their job and dragging them through hot fire in an after match press conference. Nobody has derailed our season, the season has hardly begun, and yet you claim the Mail are jumping the gun, when you are doing the same instead of looking at the bigger picture.

1. JM should not of reacted like he did

2. JM should of batted away any questions after the game regarding his touchline reaction

3. Eva should not of taken to social media no matter whether it was to thank or not, it then became her v him mentality

JM is not untouchable, he makes mistakes because he's human, in this instance he made a big mistake and Eva did not help herself at all. JM needs to learn to shut up and remain reserved a lot more, he's doing himself more harm than good in both media and in his body language, today in the PC he looked like a man pinned against a wall with hands around his neck.

[HD3D 1,038]

He never stayed in any club for more more than 3 seasons

It's hard to believe this argument keeps being thrown around. Managers such as Benitez and Pellegrini change clubs almost as often as Jose, if not more. The difference is that they generally get sacked, whereas Mourinho walks out himself after he's won enough, this is the only reason why this "Mourinho never stays at a club" thing keeps being thrown around over and over.

If you look closely at his career though, any time he's left a club was actually quite understandable. At Porto, he left after winning everything to go to a larger club and league, this was what any young manager would have done - take an opportunity to expand his career. At Chelsea, he left because he had no conditions of staying, just like at Real Madrid in 2013. At Inter, he left when he was given a bigger job. Again, he did what any other manager would have done.

It's stupid to say he will leave after 3 years for no other reason than he "can't stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

[zolayes 14,489]

It's hard to believe this argument keeps being thrown around. Managers such as Benitez and Pellegrini change clubs almost as often as Jose, if not more. The difference is that they generally get sacked, whereas Mourinho walks out himself after he's won enough, this is the only reason why this "Mourinho never stays at a club" thing keeps being thrown around over and over.

If you look closely at his career though, any time he's left a club was actually quite understandable. At Porto, he left after winning everything to go to a larger club and league, this was what any young manager would have done - take an opportunity to expand his career. At Chelsea, he left because he had no conditions of staying, just like at Real Madrid in 2013. At Inter, he left when he was given a bigger job. Again, he did what any other manager would have done.

It's stupid to say he will leave after 3 years for no other reason than he "can't stay at a club for more than 3 seasons".

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

[DYC. 7,542]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

That's a great way of saying you've been sacked though.

No conditions of staying, as in I'm no longer reiceiving any salary and the authorities will be notified if I show up at the work place.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Jose Mourinho cuts NHS waiting lists to zero after telling doctors who actually needs treating

Jose Mourinho has been thanked by administrators inside the NHS, after he reduced waiting lists to zero by declaring no-one genuinely in need of treatment.

The newly qualified medical expert and Chelsea football manager, was keen to bring his gifts to bear across the NHS after flexing his diagnostician muscles during Chelsea’s opening day draw against Swansea.

As one Chelsea insider told us, “If you want to know if a player needs treating or not, do not look at the doctors, do not look at them – you look to Jose, only Jose.”

Mourinho himself told reporters he was glad to help the NHS with his special skills.

He said, “To make a correct diagnosis, you must first understand people who fake injuries, and I spend all day with footballers, so I know fakers.”

“53 year-old Joseph Miller of Stoke? Fake. He does not need a new hip, take him off the list.”

“42 year-old Sarah Matthews of Basingstoke? Fake. She does not need a bunionectomy, take her off the list.”

“I can do this all day. It is like a gift – only the special one can decide when someone should be healed.”

[cosmicway 1,323]

Jose Mourinho cuts NHS waiting lists to zero after telling doctors who actually needs treating

Jose Mourinho has been thanked by administrators inside the NHS, after he reduced waiting lists to zero by declaring no-one genuinely in need of treatment.

The newly qualified medical expert and Chelsea football manager, was keen to bring his gifts to bear across the NHS after flexing his diagnostician muscles during Chelsea’s opening day draw against Swansea.

As one Chelsea insider told us, “If you want to know if a player needs treating or not, do not look at the doctors, do not look at them – you look to Jose, only Jose.”

Mourinho himself told reporters he was glad to help the NHS with his special skills.

He said, “To make a correct diagnosis, you must first understand people who fake injuries, and I spend all day with footballers, so I know fakers.”

“53 year-old Joseph Miller of Stoke? Fake. He does not need a new hip, take him off the list.”

“42 year-old Sarah Matthews of Basingstoke? Fake. She does not need a bunionectomy, take her off the list.”

“I can do this all day. It is like a gift – only the special one can decide when someone should be healed.”

Ha ha !

Plus he was some 35 meters away from the scene.

[tiby2979 175]

Im not sure what you mean by "no conditions of staying "

In Chelsea he had disagreements with Roman about the squad management (he didn't want Shevchenko) and in Madrid lost the locker room for having dropped Casillas.