The Mourinho Thread

[DDA 9,689]

Cheers love. Absolutely appreciated this post. Apologies if I meaner or impugn or insult....or maybe even spell a word incorrectly (that covers me right???)

Logged on, expecting lionsden and mr excalibur and a few others to have slated this team as soon as the match finished (probably even a bit before) and I thought to myself it was a shit game. Absolutely dire. But who cares? Sunny day, Bank holiday wandering out of the Bridge heading towards the river fancying a cider - do you know what that's like? To walk out of a shitty game, moaning to a mate about spunking £60 up a wall for that? It's actually pretty funny at the end of the day. A norwich supporter can count the number of tenners they lost on one hand.

But that's football. It isn't all champagne in Munich. It isn't all open top buses, there's a few shitty results like today where the lack of a striker is self-evident and the lack of quality is fucking awful. But I got speaking to an old boy later on and he spoke about the pleasure of seeing Eden Hazard on the ball. The utter joy in his voice at seeing such a great player in the team and it got me thinking...

There's a fair few CUNTS on this forum who do nothing but slate the team. They know who they are because I've name checked a few of them. Here's the proposition.

One year from now. Henrique, lionsden, excalibur, styles, laura90, theskipper, whomever....I'll put up the cost of the servers for one year against you guys. If we win the league, you pay up EACH. If we don't, I'll pay up. You want to criticise, put your money where your mouths are or shut up.

Was enjoying the post until the last part. I think you are getting a bit carried away mate. Then again I have never understood the politics of TalkChelsea. That's why I don't post as much anymore and just read what I deem as, 'a quality read'.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Was enjoying the post until the last part. I think you are getting a bit carried away mate. Then again I have never understood the politics of TalkChelsea. That's why I don't post as much anymore and just read what I deem as, 'a quality read'.

I've expanded the last part. Felt a bit underdeveloped as spur of the moment things have a wont to do. Either way, shit result on a horrible, weird day where no-one felt up for it and it hopefully spurs us on to improve in the future.

One largely for the doom-mongers to say 'I told you so' safe in the knowledge that most people won't give a fuck if we win the league in 12 months. But such is football - Jose was a genius 7 days ago when he ran down the touchline at Anfield and every fucker with even the hint of blue in their veins was going nuts as Willian passed the ball into the goal and we broke scouse hearts.

7 days.

Fuck'em all.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

One year from now. Henrique, lionsden, excalibur, styles, laura90, theskipper, whomever....I'll put up the cost of the servers for one year against you guys. If we win the league, you pay up EACH. If we don't, I'll pay up. You want to criticise, put your money where your mouths are or shut up.

I'm bored of the constant criticism. I look at you guys and you have nothing invested in the success of this team bar a fleeting interest in bpasting about a win on Facebook to what are surely your equally tiresome, irredeemably identical 'friends'. So here's a chance to be invested in Chelsea Football Club's success, via TalkChelsea. All six of you have to agree to it and if anyone else wants to bet against us winning the league you're welcome.

I think you need to get off your high horse.

[The only place to be 11,313]

I think you need to get off your high horse.

Think you need to put your money where that big old mouth is. Be your way of financially contributing to this site either way. We've had people call Jose clueless, call him out after the match....hell I could probably find posts criticising him before the match if I actually looked in the match thread.

All it needs is one word....yes.

[DDA 9,689]

I've expanded the last part. Felt a bit underdeveloped as spur of the moment things have a wont to do. Either way, shit result on a horrible, weird day where no-one felt up for it and it hopefully spurs us on to improve in the future.

One largely for the doom-mongers to say 'I told you so' safe in the knowledge that most people won't give a fuck if we win the league in 12 months. But such is football - Jose was a genius 7 days ago when he ran down the touchline at Anfield and every fucker with even the hint of blue in their veins was going nuts as Willian passed the ball into the goal and we broke scouse hearts.

7 days.

Fuck'em all.

Being a Chelsea fan aint easy !:-D

I will say this, I hope we win the league next season so I can stick both middle fingers up at the ungreatful wankers who slate Mourinho. He is the best manager in the world and the fact he even came back was unbelievable for me. When we perform like we did yesterday against Norwich, you have to look back at similar results over the season and question Mourinhos tactics in these specific games. You may also question the whole Mata saga and ask if the sale of Juan was premature. I personally think Jose should have kept Lukaku from the start and was kinda shocked at that last minute loan move. Though despite the lack of progress in the way we play in attacking positions under Jose over the course of the season, he has improved us immensely as a unit and is, not has but is, degeloping us into a machine. With a few alterations and hard work over pre season, we will challange in all competitions on all fronts. Isn't that what he had been sayong from the start too!!! He said this will be a long term project and unfortunately with the recent nature of the way Chelsea have done their business to gain instant success, this mentality filters through into the fans noggins.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Cheers love. Absolutely appreciated this post. Apologies if I meaner or impugn or insult....or maybe even spell a word incorrectly (that covers me right???)

Logged on, expecting lionsden and mr excalibur and a few others to have slated this team as soon as the match finished (probably even a bit before) and I thought to myself it was a shit game. Absolutely dire. But who cares? Sunny day, Bank holiday wandering out of the Bridge heading towards the river fancying a cider - do you know what that's like? To walk out of a shitty game, moaning to a mate about spunking £60 up a wall for that? It's actually pretty funny at the end of the day. A norwich supporter can count the number of tenners they lost on one hand.

But that's football. It isn't all champagne in Munich. It isn't all open top buses, there's a few shitty results like today where the lack of a striker is self-evident and the lack of quality is fucking awful. But I got speaking to an old boy later on and he spoke about the pleasure of seeing Eden Hazard on the ball. The utter joy in his voice at seeing such a great player in the team and it got me thinking...

There's a fair few CUNTS on this forum who do nothing but slate the team. They know who they are because I've name checked a few of them. Here's the proposition.

One year from now. Henrique, lionsden, excalibur, styles, laura90, theskipper, whomever....I'll put up the cost of the servers for one year against you guys. If we win the league, you pay up EACH. If we don't, I'll pay up. You want to criticise, put your money where your mouths are or shut up.

I'm bored of the constant criticism. I look at you guys and you have nothing invested in the success of this team bar a fleeting interest in bpasting about a win on Facebook to what are surely your equally tiresome, irredeemably identical 'friends'. So here's a chance to be invested in Chelsea Football Club's success, via TalkChelsea. All six of you have to agree to it and if anyone else wants to bet against us winning the league you're welcome.

Yes, because all I do on here is slate the team (I've said nothing remotely negative about anyone else), and because I've never been to the Bridge or away games multiple times in my life (in fact, I've got tickets to Cardiff away next week). Get off your fucking high horse mate. Who the fuck do you think you are?

See what I mean? Saying anything remotely negative about Mourinho now equals to slating the club to some. Fan-fucking-tastic.

This has to be one of the worst posts I've ever read on here. You don't know anything about me or any of those that you've mentioned to come up with stupid shit like that. Get off your fucking pedestal and stop thinking you're some god on TC because you go watch a few games. Stupidity.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Good thing you changed that avatar to one from about 1996 or one might have questioned you jumping on Jose's back about 25 minutes after the final whistle.

Aren't you the little politician you.

Ah yes of course that's the reason. Very classy. Very, very classy.

[Strike 7,265]

Cheers love. Absolutely appreciated this post. Apologies if I meaner or impugn or insult....or maybe even spell a word incorrectly (that covers me right???)

Logged on, expecting lionsden and mr excalibur and a few others to have slated this team as soon as the match finished (probably even a bit before) and I thought to myself it was a shit game. Absolutely dire. But who cares? Sunny day, Bank holiday wandering out of the Bridge heading towards the river fancying a cider - do you know what that's like? To walk out of a shitty game, moaning to a mate about spunking £60 up a wall for that? It's actually pretty funny at the end of the day. A norwich supporter can count the number of tenners they lost on one hand.

But that's football. It isn't all champagne in Munich. It isn't all open top buses, there's a few shitty results like today where the lack of a striker is self-evident and the lack of quality is fucking awful. But I got speaking to an old boy later on and he spoke about the pleasure of seeing Eden Hazard on the ball. The utter joy in his voice at seeing such a great player in the team and it got me thinking...

There's a fair few CUNTS on this forum who do nothing but slate the team. They know who they are because I've name checked a few of them. Here's the proposition.

One year from now. Henrique, lionsden, excalibur, styles, laura90, theskipper, whomever....I'll put up the cost of the servers for one year against you guys. If we win the league, you pay up EACH. If we don't, I'll pay up. You want to criticise, put your money where your mouths are or shut up.

I'm bored of the constant criticism. I look at you guys and you have nothing invested in the success of this team bar a fleeting interest in bpasting about a win on Facebook to what are surely your equally tiresome, irredeemably identical 'friends'. So here's a chance to be invested in Chelsea Football Club's success, via TalkChelsea. All six of you have to agree to it and if anyone else wants to bet against us winning the league you're welcome.

Lol you still deny you're not patronising? even you criticise, maybe not Mourinho but Luiz? Ramires? Oscar?

One season without a trophy and nobody is happy. Not even Mourinho. He kept going on about players having to play better (Schurrle Ramires Salah etc) and moaning the lack of strikers but let's not kid ourselves that Mourinho has been fantastic all season and the players fucked it all up. when he gets it right (Liverpool Man City PSG Arsenal) it is hailed as Mourinho's masterclass, then how come when he gets it wrong Mourinho can't be questioned?

[Reddish-Blue 2,370]

Yes, because all I do on here is slate the team (I've said nothing remotely negative about anyone else), and because I've never been to the Bridge or away games multiple times in my life (in fact, I've got tickets to Cardiff away next week). Get off your fucking high horse mate. Who the fuck do you think you are?

See what I mean? Saying anything remotely negative about Mourinho now equals to slating the club to some. Fan-fucking-tastic.

This has to be one of the worst posts I've ever read on here. You don't know anything about me or any of those that you've mentioned to come up with stupid shit like that. Get off your fucking pedestal and stop thinking you're some god on TC because you go watch a few games. Stupidity.

Exactly. Saying anything negative about Mourinho is like committing a crime on this forum...

At the end of the day, Mourinho is not god and everyone makes mistakes

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

I am not looking forward to when the day comes when Roman will probably sack or fire Jose again.

If Roman Says Jose is giving to much negatvity to the Chelsea FC Brand.

The Manager must not be bigger than The Team or the most interesting part of the Team that The Press or Media look forward to the most.

The Media/Press are going to have a field day on TV Sports Channels/Sports Radio Stations/Sports News Websites when probably Roman Sacks Jose Mourinho if he continues to be bad at Making terrible decisions on the way he behaves in Press Conferences or the way he speaks and causes more distractions for Chelsea FC and Causing more Press/Media to Destroy and Distract Chelsea with his Persona and Character. We need a Manager that is not more bigger than The Club or the Most interesting part of The Club.

[Melanicus 5,208]

I am not looking forward to when the day comes when Roman will probably sack or fire Jose again.

If Roman Says Jose is giving to much negatvity to the Chelsea FC Brand.

The Manager must not be bigger than The Team or the most interesting part of the Team that The Press or Media look forward to the most.

The Media/Press are going to have a field day on TV Sports Channels/Sports Radio Stations/Sports News Websites when probably Roman Sacks Jose Mourinho if he continues to be bad at Making terrible decisions on the way he behaves in Press Conferences or the way he speaks and causes more distractions for Chelsea FC and Causing more Press/Media to Destroy and Distract Chelsea with his Persona and Character. We need a Manager that is not more bigger than The Club or the Most interesting part of The Club.

Well, David Moyes is available.

[Peppen 934]

Can't wait for the reaction if we draw the last two or, even worse, lose them.

I remember at the start of the season when José's return was announced, and quite a few members told everyone to calm down, and that the team was still lacking players in key positions, a winning mentality, stability etc. And I agreed. Even though we have spent so much money, we are still in transition, whether you like it or not. The fact that we are is a fair point of criticism, but we are. What I dread is the fact that some would rather have Rafa back to replace Mourinho. I mean, if we want managerial stability and we can't get behind fucking Jose Mourinho then who the fuck are we going to support?

Yes, you can criticize Mourinho and still want him the be our manager, but some people are taking it too far. On the other hand, you can't blame all our bad results on the lack of a true striker, but it remains a valid point that if we had a 20 goal striker, we would probably be better off.

What I would love is a relaxed discussion with no subtle references to sacking Mourinho or blaming only him. Too much to ask for I suppose. The players have let him down several times this season, and while Mourinho has also failed, I wouldn't put his defensive attitude towards him. After that Sunderland game I would have done exactly the same.

[quickpassnmove 924]

Can't wait for the reaction if we draw the last two or, even worse, lose them.

I remember at the start of the season when José's return was announced, and quite a few members told everyone to calm down, and that the team was still lacking players in key positions, a winning mentality, stability etc. And I agreed. Even though we have spent so much money, we are still in transition, whether you like it or not. The fact that we are is a fair point of criticism, but we are. What I dread is the fact that some would rather have Rafa back to replace Mourinho. I mean, if we want managerial stability and we can't get behind fucking Jose Mourinho then who the fuck are we going to support?

Yes, you can criticize Mourinho and still want him the be our manager, but some people are taking it too far. On the other hand, you can't blame all our bad results on the lack of a true striker, but it remains a valid point that if we had a 20 goal striker, we would probably be better off.

What I would love is a relaxed discussion with no subtle references to sacking Mourinho or blaming only him. Too much to ask for I suppose. The players have let him down several times this season, and while Mourinho has also failed, I wouldn't put his defensive attitude towards him. After that Sunderland game I would have done exactly the same.

I was admittedly 50-50 on Jose returning, but I have no problem with backing him right now. The squad has lacked quality in center midfield and still lacks quality in center midfield, striker, and in fullback. I am pleased that Chelsea have CL next season, but it appears that one big reason CFC HAVE CL next season is not because of talent and "just enough" from the squad and Jose; it's because some other clubs have stumbled through the entire season.

I don't think Chelsea will have such a pass into the top four next season. It will only get harder next season (even if Liverpool fall in the table after hypothetically losing Suarez and playing more matches, etc.). Chelsea need better players (plural) in center midfield, striker and fullback(s) and need to play some effective, quick attacking football. We already know we can defend, so let's see some of the quick combination play up top that will take the tension and slow, distrustful habits away from this squad. vanGinkel could be a promising young player for the Prem, but he is an entirely unknown quantity -esp. after the knee injury. One center midfielder this summer is far from adequate.

My feeling on Mourinho is that he needs some time, but I also don't feel like he will be the one who stays long either unless Chelsea begin to play quick, accurate passes in possession. CFC need to become a side that is confident in playing quick passes more often, taking a little risk and trusting one another despite any breakdowns in such quick attacks. To become a side that can score in any match, at any moment--not just park the bus and wait for the opponent slip-up nor play too much dribble-and-look or ponderous possession play. This is the play that gives Chelsea low confidence and a bad reputation around the world. To get beyond this poor possession play and break opponents down with accuracy, speed, and a little risk is the challenge for Chelsea Football Club's future and for Jose --and for any subsequent managers.

[bushman 2,043]

Today´s news, there are more & more stories about Jose´s tactics.

It will continue for months on. All because of his big mouth. One week he questions players' commitments, next week he tells us his strikers are playing well. Lol.

Personally, I am glad this shit is just about over & let´s see what Jose brings to us in the next season.

[Peppen 934]

I was admittedly 50-50 on Jose returning, but I have no problem with backing him right now. The squad has lacked quality in center midfield and still lacks quality in center midfield, striker, and in fullback. I am pleased that Chelsea have CL next season, but it appears that one big reason CFC HAVE CL next season is not because of talent and "just enough" from the squad and Jose; it's because some other clubs have stumbled through the entire season.

I don't think Chelsea will have such a pass into the top four next season. It will only get harder next season (even if Liverpool fall in the table after hypothetically losing Suarez and playing more matches, etc.). Chelsea need better players (plural) in center midfield, striker and fullback(s) and need to play some effective, quick attacking football. We already know we can defend, so let's see some of the quick combination play up top that will take the tension and slow, distrustful habits away from this squad. vanGinkel could be a promising young player for the Prem, but he is an entirely unknown quantity -esp. after the knee injury. One center midfielder this summer is far from adequate.

My feeling on Mourinho is that he needs some time, but I also don't feel like he will be the one who stays long either unless Chelsea begin to play quick, accurate passes in possession. CFC need to become a side that is confident in playing quick passes more often, taking a little risk and trusting one another despite any breakdowns in such quick attacks. To become a side that can score in any match, at any moment--not just park the bus and wait for the opponent slip-up nor play too much dribble-and-look or ponderous possession play. This is the play that gives Chelsea low confidence and a bad reputation around the world. To get beyond this poor possession play and break opponents down with accuracy, speed, and a little risk is the challenge for Chelsea Football Club's future and for Jose --and for any subsequent managers.

Agreed. Investments are needed and investments in plural indeed. We all pretty much know where we need to strenghten, and it is fair, IMO to criticize our team for not playing better football despite the money previously invested. Fair enough. But to claim Mourinho has a team that can play expansive football AND win is a stretch. I agree that we probably need 3-4 new players to compete for the title, let us hope we do get those!

[bethos1 802]

Can't wait for next season, I'm quite curious to see who we will get during the summer. If we get a new CM, a fullback and a striker then I expect us to play good football. I completely trust Jose with this squad, he has already proven himself in the past and he'll do it again.

[Wiillowhobo 28]

Cheers love. Absolutely appreciated this post. Apologies if I meaner or impugn or insult....or maybe even spell a word incorrectly (that covers me right???)

Logged on, expecting lionsden and mr excalibur and a few others to have slated this team as soon as the match finished (probably even a bit before) and I thought to myself it was a shit game. Absolutely dire. But who cares? Sunny day, Bank holiday wandering out of the Bridge heading towards the river fancying a cider - do you know what that's like? To walk out of a shitty game, moaning to a mate about spunking £60 up a wall for that? It's actually pretty funny at the end of the day. A norwich supporter can count the number of tenners they lost on one hand.

But that's football. It isn't all champagne in Munich. It isn't all open top buses, there's a few shitty results like today where the lack of a striker is self-evident and the lack of quality is fucking awful. But I got speaking to an old boy later on and he spoke about the pleasure of seeing Eden Hazard on the ball. The utter joy in his voice at seeing such a great player in the team and it got me thinking...

There's a fair few CUNTS on this forum who do nothing but slate the team. They know who they are because I've name checked a few of them. Here's the proposition.

One year from now. Henrique, lionsden, excalibur, styles, laura90, theskipper, whomever....I'll put up the cost of the servers for one year against you guys. If we win the league, you pay up EACH. If we don't, I'll pay up. You want to criticise, put your money where your mouths are or shut up.

I'm bored of the constant criticism. I look at you guys and you have nothing invested in the success of this team bar a fleeting interest in bpasting about a win on Facebook to what are surely your equally tiresome, irredeemably identical 'friends'. So here's a chance to be invested in Chelsea Football Club's success, via TalkChelsea. All six of you have to agree to it and if anyone else wants to bet against us winning the league you're welcome.

Wooow, what is this?! I mainly read this forum. I've read a lot because a forum let people express their opinions, even if it's critism. When written in a respectful manner there's absolutely no problem with critism. And there's always the mods to intervene when it gets out of hand (namecalling, ad hominem,...). A beautiful thing to be able to express yourself and be heard. Absolutely no need to ask people to shut up. Awful post, really awful.

[Term-X 7,891]

[i'm not a Mourinho worshipper] x4

[Mourinho is not always right] x7

[Mourinho is not god] x5

And these are the same people saying they don't follow the... 'flock'.