Luis Suarez

[The Skipper 20,593]

Saw that game I remember very well. Ghana went on to lose in penalties yea whatever. Point is Rooney's done things like that to! Seen him elbowing or his dirty tackles? Also Rooney plays for Man United. Can't get much lower than that in football. Rooney shags grannies. Rooney dives as well. He argues with the referees like a little bitch (such as against Everton at OT this season). Also Suarez is at least a better player hahaha

Remember what he said about Lampard?

http://therepublikofmancunia.com/rooney-why-does-lampard-keep-his-50-deflected-goals/

Well, I guess David Luiz and dozens of other players are as big of a cheater as Suarez is as well then, seeing as they've also had their fair share of bad tackles and bad elbows...

Rooney isn't anywhere near as dirty as Suarez, like I said before, Rooney's a saint compared to Suarez. You just seem to have a personal hatred for him.

I've followed his career since his time at Ajax and you can't compare him biting opponents, his racist remarks and what he did against Ghana (and plenty of other things, he really is a scumbag who takes winning at all costs to another level) to anything Rooney has done.

[Special Juan 27,424]

Is Rooney really being compared to Suarez in here? Lord above- Bad tackles and elbowing is part and part of football, as are celebrating and inciting fans after scoring a goal. But let's not compare that to someone biting an opponents ear and arm and been hung out to dry for racism.

[JayC 171]

I just hope he stays in the league.That biting incident was absolutely hilarious. It was better than the game. Obviously I don't condone this conduct, but you have to laugh. He then went on to score the equalizer - you couldn't write it. Also when he ran over and simulated a dive near Moyes after scoring. I laughed for so long. Not to mention he's such an exciting player to watch.

Not sure what affect it would have on Arsenal though. They always find a way to screw up.

[Leif 6,006]

Knowing Wenger he'd turn Suarez into a target man or a winger to try and accommodate Giroud aka The next coming of Henry.

[Hutcho 8,443]

If Suarez goes to arsenal it means arsenal get 4th. If he doesn't then i think tottenham get it off them this year.

[Special Juan 27,424]

I just hope he stays in the league.That biting incident was absolutely hilarious. It was better than the game. Obviously I don't condone this conduct, but you have to laugh. He then went on to score the equalizer - you couldn't write it. Also when he ran over and simulated a dive near Moyes after scoring. I laughed for so long. Not to mention he's such an exciting player to watch.

Not sure what affect it would have on Arsenal though. They always find a way to screw up.

It wasn't hilarious at all, it was damn right stupid and also, I watched the game with my son who is a budding footballer himself and he turned to me and just said "Dad, why did he do that" there is no answer, none at all you can give in that situation.

[JayC 171]

It wasn't hilarious at all, it was damn right stupid and also, I watched the game with my son who is a budding footballer himself and he turned to me and just said "Dad, why did he do that" there is no answer, none at all you can give in that situation.

I meant the situation. I was laughing at Suarez acting the clown again. Obviously I was not laughing at the actual attack. He was like fine, challenging for the ball, then suddenly he eyes up Ivanovic's arm, and lunges for a bite... how is that situation not hilarious? Who does that? It's comedy gold.

It's a hard one to explain. I'm not laughing at Ivanovic being bitten though, that should be clear.

[Fernando 6,453]

I would take him, but I don't think chelsea nor Mourinho want to deal with that pr nightmare.

We already suffer shit from terry and Cole, that we are finally moving on with the new type of player we are bringing in.

Of course rooney won't be a saint but suarez is a bigger problem.

[Special Juan 27,424]

I meant the situation. I was laughing at Suarez acting the clown again. Obviously I was not laughing at the actual attack. He was like fine, challenging for the ball, then suddenly he eyes up Ivanovic's arm, and lunges for a bite... how is that situation not hilarious? Who does that? It's comedy gold.

It's a hard one to explain. I'm not laughing at Ivanovic being bitten though, that should be clear.

How is that not hilarious? Well, to me it isn't, no matter what you may think, it's in no way or form hilarious.

[JayC 171]

How is that not hilarious? Well, to me it isn't, no matter what you may think, it's in no way or form hilarious.

I'm simply laughing at his toddler mentality.

Or his prehistoric sense of a need for meat at an actually insanely random time.

[yuvala 2,167]

I'm simply laughing at his toddler mentality.

Or his prehistoric sense of a need for meat at an actually insanely random time.

I get you.. I laughed really hard after I realized what just fucking happened.

[Pacquiao 1,834]

The quicker the club realises that Rooney is not the answer and United wont sell him to us! and the fact that we need a world class striker the better it will be for us! as it looks like a £45-50 Million bid could get us a real world class striker in Suarez! We could wrap the Suarez signing in no time, the club are mad wasting there time with a declining Rooney!

[JayC 171]

I get you.. I laughed really hard after I realized what just fucking happened.

Thank god. I was starting to think I may be some sort of barbarian.

[Mr_President 404]

I meant the situation. I was laughing at Suarez acting the clown again. Obviously I was not laughing at the actual attack. He was like fine, challenging for the ball, then suddenly he eyes up Ivanovic's arm, and lunges for a bite... how is that situation not hilarious? Who does that? It's comedy gold.

It's a hard one to explain. I'm not laughing at Ivanovic being bitten though, that should be clear.

Have to agree, even as a Chelsea fan I just burst out laughing when I saw it. Not because of the attack, just because of the sheer ridiculousness of a grown man chewing his way into another grown man's arm.

[JayC 171]

Have to agree, even as a Chelsea fan I just burst out laughing when I saw it. Not because of the attack, just because of the sheer ridiculousness of a grown man chewing his way into another grown man's arm.

It's almost as if he has no control over his actions. He thinks it, and then carries it out. He's somebody I'd stay well clear of.

We're all guilty of thinking some pretty crazy things at times, but we just don't carry it out. That is the difference between the special ward and a nice warm homely bed.

[Tricky 301]

Saw that game I remember very well. Ghana went on to lose in penalties yea whatever. Point is Rooney's done things like that to! Seen him elbowing or his dirty tackles? Also Rooney plays for Man United. Can't get much lower than that in football. Rooney shags grannies. Rooney dives as well. He argues with the referees like a little bitch (such as against Everton at OT this season). Also Suarez is at least a better player hahaha

Remember what he said about Lampard?

http://therepublikofmancunia.com/rooney-why-does-lampard-keep-his-50-deflected-goals/

Not much debating with someone whose moral standards are so different to my own...

Whatever!!!!

[Stingray 9,441]

Thank god. I was starting to think I may be some sort of barbarian.

Well, you do have a Barbarian profile pic, man

[JayC 171]

Well, you do have a Barbarian profile pic, man

The forum is clearly missing redness. I'm counteracting the clear atrocity.