Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub

[MefiX19 1,092]

Hello Chelsea fans . It is me José Mourinho the clubs manager. I will be giving the latest news through here since im the first to know.

We have made a bid for Paul Pogba 75 million pounds plus Ramiers. We are also interested in buying Matuidi from PSG. Oscar will be fine to play tomorrow but it is up to him. It is Pedro's debut at Stamford Bridge tomorrow against Alan Pardew's side. It will be tough game but I'm not too worried. I'm also thinking of buying an attacker either Lewandowski, Muller or Draxler.

We also have The young Brazilian Robert Kenedy in our team but like I always say Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good.

Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they dont taste very good and some other melons are a bit ugly and when you open them, the taste is fantastic One thing is youth football, one thing is professional football. The bridge is a difficult one to cross and they have to play with us and train with us for us to taste the melon.

How's your sex life going on Jose?

[José Mourinho 10]

Don't be afraid to ask me questions but there may be some that I will refuse to answer.

[José Mourinho 10]

Mefix that is something I didn't expect from my fans. I will not answer the question

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

this guy.

[The Skipper 20,593]

This forum sometimes...

[Billy. 2,739]

Hello Chelsea fans . It is me José Mourinho the clubs manager. I will be giving the latest news through here since im the first to know.

We have made a bid for Paul Pogba 75 million pounds plus Ramiers. We are also interested in buying Matuidi from PSG. Oscar will be fine to play tomorrow but it is up to him. It is Pedro's debut at Stamford Bridge tomorrow against Alan Pardew's side. It will be tough game but I'm not too worried. I'm also thinking of buying an attacker either Lewandowski, Muller or Draxler.

We also have The young Brazilian Robert Kenedy in our team but like I always say Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good.

Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they dont taste very good and some other melons are a bit ugly and when you open them, the taste is fantastic One thing is youth football, one thing is professional football. The bridge is a difficult one to cross and they have to play with us and train with us for us to taste the melon.

OMG guys its really the boss man.

How many fingers do you stick up your wifes bum bum???

[José Mourinho 10]

You know I have realized something about these Chelsea fans they are jealous .

[José Mourinho 10]

Who thinks I'm lying and who thinks I'm not first of all ask me questions about myself and I will prove it.

[José Mourinho 10]

Who is worried about our form yet.

To tell the truth I'm not worried with our early start.

"I think the most important thing is that it's not normal in three matches you have two penalties against and play with 10 men twice,"

[Oscar 441]

you know the transfer window been bad when you are connected to the best "chinese player in the chinese super league."

[Last Sicarius 610]

Pls Pls get someone new to our Club sicne end of summer Pls(but not no-names from Azia...)

[Oscar 441]

Spurs signed south korean winger Son heung min...

Maybe lamela is going back to serie A

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34069477

[LukakutoStamford 779]

you know the transfer window been bad when you are connected to the best "chinese player in the chinese super league."

I'm shocked Chelsea isn't scouring the Indian League or the Filipino league. I mean there's gotta be a Younghusband available for transfer.

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Chelsea are set to give up their attempt to sign John Stones & instead take Monaco defender Aymen Abdennour in a deal worth £15m (Mail) #CFC

#CFC have opened negotiations with #Monaco for Abdennour and are confident they can close the deal before Tuesday's transfer deadline (Mail)

[Oscar 441]

Chelsea are set to give up their attempt to sign John Stones & instead take Monaco defender Aymen Abdennour in a deal worth £15m (Mail) #CFC

#CFC have opened negotiations with #Monaco for Abdennour and are confident they can close the deal before Tuesday's transfer deadline (Mail)

Good. abdennour is better...

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Good. abdennour is better...

Never watched him play mate, what's he like?

[Oscar 441]

Never watched him play mate, what's he like?

He's similar to benatia. Both play agressively and both love to foul a ton...

Abdenour is stronger than benatia and overall more athletic than benatia...I would say that you can think of real madrid/barcelona type CB... Ala pique/ramos. Loves to attack. He can play as fullback too...

He was a barca/munich target this summer...

[Unionjack 7,531]

Well the next couple of days as usual will be exciting at least. And come Tuesday ishh whenever the fuck it is we shall be getting pissed. Either celebrating or to drown our sorrows. I do hope we sign Stones for various reasons but I dont like the short list of options left open to us. I dont understand why the Chinese lads on it if he is another Kenedy that we couldnt get a work permit for ages. But all Ive seen are Youtubes so what do I know.

Id prefer to prioritize a CM or we are going to be in the shite.