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20 quid says he is currently in Birmingham City centre enjoying a cheeky Nandos ? with Loftus Cheek and other youth players he refers to as 'fam' whilst uploading it to Instagram with the hash tag 'facials'

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I was looking at a university prospectus the other day and there was a girl who looked exactly like him but with long hair on the front cover.

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You wish

Griezmann is bae, Griezmann is life

Community shield confirmed as 3pm Sunday 2nd August

I think they were worried he'd get mobbed for photos and autographs once everyone knew he was there

What an absolute chap Diego Costa is. He was sarcastically waving to the Liverpool fans when the stewards moved him from his seat. Willian was outstanding today. I though Luis was also very good considering how little he has played, just that one stupid booking he picked up but apart from that I thought he was very good. Hazard was below par but he seems knackered. Last week against Crystal Palace he looked exhausted too. 4 days isn't enough really. I'd not even have him travel with the squad for West Brom and sit on the bench for Sunderland

Just gonna go and Mo the lawn

Imagine being torn a new one by Jason bloody Puncheon

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Ah phuck. Thought I pt it in the jose thread. Been drinking since 4. Please move it over Jay Jay bbz #griezmannisbae

Jose y u moan about fans when we win league? Be happy man. Grab a beer or a spliff or something and chill

Dp

Congas and beer showers on the kings road. It doesn't get any better than this. CHAMPIONEEEEE

I like to think today is the day he became proper chels. Nobody can convince me he isn't when he's dancing to one step beyond with a Chelsea scarf on his head in front of the shed end.

Ivanovic to burst through and score an exact replica of Aguero's goal to win us the league in the last minute with his slightly awkward run and the most unnatural, clumsy finish you will ever see

Mo Salah. That smile. That hair. That pace. That trip over the football.

Voted for Juan Cuadrado. Think he has been by far our standout player this year (with the obvious exception of Salah). COME AT ME BRO!

Shithousery. Absolute shithousery.

Absolutely fantastic. Not only are we 1 step closer to the title but twitter is full of 'football purists' boiling their own piss in anger that we're going to win the league playing 'boring' football

It's happening. The real Madrid seed has been planted in his head now... It'll be au revoir, Eden come 2016 now

I think I speak for everyone when I say I love him to bits but he's really not up to it anymore

Oh crap forgot it will be a bank holiday. I'm gonna look like a right numpty