Anyone from Europe planning to watch the game tomorrow can do one. You'll watch a British football club but won't vote for us in eurovision. Muppets. The lot of you.
"The players think they are on holiday" Yeah because we've all mistaken playing football next to a council estate in dreary West Birmingham on a Monday night for a Caribbean beach being served a cocktail in the sunshine.
20 quid says he is currently in Birmingham City centre enjoying a cheeky Nandos ? with Loftus Cheek and other youth players he refers to as 'fam' whilst uploading it to Instagram with the hash tag 'facials'