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its OK, we sold him and replaced him with quality players like Juan Cuadrado...

I will boycott every game for as long as that tosser Rodgers is in charge

read on Chelseafc_ES that Fabregas didn't travel because he had a fever, Remy is injured and Falcao still isn't fully fit. Oh shit. If we don't change formation I'd go Courtois Ivanovic Zouma Terry Azpi Matic Mikel Willian Oscar Kenedy Pedro

I hope to see players wearing black armbands tomorrow in memory of zolayes #justice4zolayes

Everything is terrible

Not taking a sabbatical. Uh oh. "He will not be taking a sabbatical, he isn't tired, he doesn't need it," said a statement from the agency which represents the 52-year-old. "He is very positive and is already looking forward." "Jose Mourinho is pleased that he returned to Chelsea because he was able to give the fans another Premier League title, which they had not won for many years," the statement continued. "He is immensely proud of his eight trophies at Chelsea, and thanks the fans for all their support throughout his two spells at the club. "During his career, Jose has sometimes chosen to leave a club, but only at Chelsea has the club decided that he should leave." (BBC)

So Nevin reckons it is him. Images of Cesc arriiving home in his magic hat after training today

FUMING....

Aaand we've got Scunthorpe. Unfortunately I'm cutting my toenails and ironing my socks that Sunday and therefore won't be able to go

Imagine Ballack, Drogba, Makalele, Essien, Carvalho, Cech and Cole in this situation. They'd never let this happen.

absolutely disgusting that only 3 players went over at the end. That's fucking loyalty. Clear to see who really gives a fuck about the club and the fans who sung their hearts out, took the day off work to travel up there and now have to go back with awful traffic, get home at 3AM and then get up and go to work tomorrow. 3 players give a shit about those people. That's sickening.

look Jose that player you neglected all season in favour of that donkey Costa has just scored!

imagine still backing this pleb as our manager...

I even got in Sophie Rose's snapchat story with her at the turnstiles

In the age of financial fair play we will miss out on important money to buy high calibre players to replace the shit we already have. Champions League football is a huge draw for players. Hazard would not have signed for us had we not won it in 2012, what made Willian turn down Spurs for us? Part of what makes a 'big club' is being competitive in Europe. How many players say in their first interviews at big clubs how excited they are to be able to play in Europe? What happened when we failed in the group stage of 2012/13 is that we *somehow* managed to finish high enough in the table (3rd I think?) to qualify for the Champions League for 2013/14 and were therefore still able to attract players. Please expand on your point that he is ''one of us''. I'm not quite sure what he's said to earn that title with the exception of coming out with it in his first Press conference back here.

To make a case for his resignation I'd like to ask when people think he will turn this around. Before the West Brom game on Saturday 23 August Mourinho said that he had been 'working harder than ever before' to 'turn things around'. September and October have passed since and can anyone honestly tell me we look better now and there has been a noticeable improvement? I can't. If anything we look worse. 2 shots on target today and one was a pot shot from 40 yards. Counter attacking at home. It was absolutely pathetic. What cause is there for optimism? Are things just going to magically click into place because we are not slowly turning a corner in any way. These are not high calibre teams we are playing generally- Liverpool, Arsenal and Man City are the only teams we have played who are likely to finish top 6. I came to the end of my tether with him at the West Ham game to be honest. If people want to keep telling me 'It's Jose- he's the best man for the job' then what does someone worse for the job look like? He's 52 years old. He's been in football a while, especially first team management. His assistant manager has already been sent off. Why then does he think it's a good idea to try to enter the referee's dressing room to berate him about decisions when his team is 1-0 down? That isn't 'passion for the club' (and quite frankly he isn't 'one of us' or whatever the cheesy bollocks was that he came out with) that's pure stupidity. He left his team out to dry in the second half as a result. That's cowardly. Is it a good idea too to keep moaning about what Wenger gets to say and he doesn't or how biased the refs are? Its childish. Are the consequent fines and FA hearings and touchline bans and negative press the answer or would a cool head be better? Focus on the team and not childish arguments because the team needs your attention. His decisions this season are baffling too. Can anyone tell me what he sees in Falcao? What a kick in the teeth to Loic Remy that must be who bailed Jose out midweek (albeit temporarily but that isn't the point) to be stuck on the bench when a crocked Falcao who makes Torres look like Lewandowski is getting the nod over him. Looking to the bench today straight after we conceded the second goal was laughable. The second the goal was scored he got Falcao in from his warm up and putting his match shirt on. 30 seconds later he's chucked on. It was like watching a Sunday league manager. From the kickoff it seemed Falcao didn't know where exactly he should be and the shape of the entire team fell to pieces. We rushed absolutely everything and consequently couldn't keep the ball. It was like we'd been challenged to score in 30 seconds and I couldn't tell you what formation we were playing. Formation is something I often struggled to decipher under a Mourinho team that needs to score. It was the same against Sunderland (2013/14), Crystal Palace this season and today for example. It becomes a big every man for himself panic which seems to often result in us being hit on the counter attack. This leads me onto my final complaint: Kenedy. When he came on he was far brighter than Eden not arsed because I can fuck off to Madrid in the Summer Hazard but when we took Azpilicueta off he gets shunted to left back. Kenedy is an attacking player, 19 years old, new to England and both on his debut against Crystal Palace and today he is played totally out of position. Would we play Hazard, Willian, Schurrle, Salah or Remy as a full back? No. Sounds silly. Well they are also attacking midfielders/ forwards. So why Kenedy? He got no help from Fabregas defensively when he came on and was expected to help in attack too. Far too much was expected of him. I love Jose for all he has done for the club but I just don't see how he can possibly turn this around. As much as I would like him to be able to I just don't see light at the end of this tunnel. Do we wait until January and allow him to spend money? You could argue that quality players don't become available in January. We'd have to see out November and December with this clearly quite disjointed squad which shows no signs of turning things around. If this form continues for another 2 months there is a very real danger that we: a) Won't qualify from our Champions League group Could potentially find ourselves in the Europa League with a pile up of games in faraway corners of Europe c) Will struggle to make top 8 in the league No Champions League football would be a disaster for this club for next season. We can't improve if we can't sign high calibre players because they will move elsewhere to a team that guarantees European football. See Man United for reference. With the talent this club has at it's disposal Mourinho should be ashamed to say 'It is a very competitive league so I cannot guarantee Champions League football.' Would the Jose of 2006 have said that? That's a get out. On paper our squad is top 4 in the league no doubt. He can't seriously tell us it is normal for Liverpool to finish above us with Joe Allen and Emre Can in midfield because it is 'a competitive league'. Pathetic. If he finishes outside the top 4 with this squad at his disposal he has failed. No ifs or buts. 13 major honours in the 12 years since Abramovich arrived. Manchester United have 10. Long-lasting managers are not always answer

Imagine caring how quiet the crowd were when we were served up that load of shite. Players didn't do their job so lots of people had better things to do than drown out YNWA.

go back to playing shit videogames Filho da puta

YEAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

They are not in East lower because of Jose and east upper because they could throw stuff on the hospitality people in East middle. They are not in any of the west stand because of segregation issues outside the ground (using the main exit with home fans) and because it is our most profitable stand. Shed is ideal from a policing perspective because it has 2 different exit points

I'm gonna be too hungover on freshers week and frankly I don't give a fuck

We'd better hope Leicester hurry up and sign Walters from Stoke before we decide he's shit enough for us too

Surely this is a joke?

Can't wait for Courtois to nail his wife again