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if the drastic fall in attendance means less time in the virtual waiting room for tickets then im all for it

I go to uni with his daughter's ex. #justsayin

He's just trying desperately hard to stay relevant as one of football's top managers bless him.

We should get Malouda back as well

Hope we hang the 'One of Us' banner upside down or change it to 'One of them' when we play Yernited at home

It was a requirement from Sport England that it can easily be converted back into athletics mode as and when they need it. The architects were not left with much choice due to the angle of seating needing to be different between football and athletics. The cheapest way of doing it was the shitty retractable seating in the photo

Deleted his twitter account after abuse from him missing chances today apparently. I really do despair of this club's supporters sometimes

Black armbands and a minute's silence vs West Ham in memory of Papy

yep. Still hoping I'm going to wake up soon and the last 3 weeks have all been a terrible dream. We've become an absolute worldwide joke.

I can't even say that If I could tell everyone I would. I work for an architecture practice who is involved in the project and the person on the desk next to me is working on Stamford Bridge but if I reveal stuff about it I could lose my job

I know stuff about what is going on but I'm not allowed to tell anyone

And how do you know it was sensible? In my opinion it's a fucking awful decision. 75% of 18-24 year olds wanted to remain and we're going to have to live with the bollocks baby boomers thinking only about themselves again. The muppets are probably at the bowls club right now celebrating and waiting for some spitfires to fly over while playing 'rule britannia' on a record player.

Scenes when he sings the Willian song or John Terry has won the double at his first press conference

Pep is in for the shock of his life when Big Sam and his hoofball rock up to the Etihad on the first day of the season

Read somewhere we were demanding £7m but I'm not sure if that was the final figure

Jose Moutinho and Ryan Greggs

Personal terms agreed with Manchester United Football Club. But keep telling yourselves he loves us, is one of us and is a fan of the club just like us. Obviously I don't want anything bad to happen to him on a personal, human level but I hope he fails miserably and leaves United in a bigger mess than his petulant attitude left us at Chelsea. Although he'll have funds at United I expect city will have more and already have a superior squad (and coach). Yes he will get United back to winning trophies but it wouldn't surprise me if that is outweighed in the long term by the damage he does to the dressing room and young players they have. I'm not going to wish him good luck. He's managing a rival and trying to beat us. He's opposition.

Nah it was Jose when he was taking swipes at Lampard. The quote you posted came from some guy on twitter

"When you join a direct rival the love story is over" Anyone like to guess who I'm quoting?

Gets his agent to break the news straight after his 'friend' van Gaal has won the FA Cup. Always has to be about you and you only, doesn't it Jose?

Not really. Should be a couple of months until we hear the council's decision and it is likely lots of local people will be opposed to it. This article is written by a spurs fan but gives an excellent analysis of what problems could be delaying the building of the stadium https://thespursreport.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/deep-dive-chelseas-stamford-bridge-redevelopment-trying-to-keep-the-train-on-the-tracks/

what was the budget for the kit marketing campaign this year then? 57p and a Mars bar? Shocking. Awful kit revealed in a way a league 2 team would reveal theirs

ahahahahahaha its awful!

I voted for Falcao because I have top notch banter

We're due a February sacking after an away defeat to West Brom really. Haven't had one of them for a couple of years