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This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen on TalkChelsea

Saw a column in the mail I think this mornings saying that to implement this it would cost each premier league club about £1m per season. We paid £10m for Victor Moses.

I do if they're called Rio Ferdinand.

I think he's quoting people from facebook

I'm currently sobbing into a bowl of cereal watching his goal against Arsenal over and over again with this playing full blast in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tuvz_9D7Ok

Spanish

I'll miss him. Always gave everything. One player I won't miss though is Mo Salah.

you lot won't believe yourselves when he actually ends up at Barca instead of Fiorentina...

I've got a season ticket in the shed upper but sit in MHL for cup games when the away team has the whole of the shed. My seat is about 20 away from the segregation line with the away fans when they have the larger allocation so yes we do give and take a lot of abuse because they are so close. Might move to MHL next season though

"Something"

Only spurs and man United have sunk to that level before

Shout out to the massive pikey cunts from Manchester today who would rather lob coins at us than celebrate when they scored. Person in front of me ended up with a nasty cut. Well done you pikey bellends

Hope we don't make Fabian Delph look like Iniesta like last season

filipelk

Got a snapchat from Filipe Luis of him and cesc on treatment tables at Cobham

Anyone else friends with him on snapchat?

Played cock or no cock on twitter. Got 8/10 on his first go too to be fair to him. I got 4.

Just about sums up the most vulgar club in world football who represent everything that is wrong with football today.

Oh for fucks sake. Would rather he didn't sign than we have this sort of shit. Makes us look like AC Milan

How can the ref have not seen it? It was by the dugout too so if he didn't see it then the fourth official or linesman would have.

I'd love to discuss this with Stan Colleymore but unfortunately he blocked me over 2 years ago when he was having a heated discussion about diving with Hayley McQueen from sky sports news. I proceeded to butt in and tweet 'Seems like you don't agree with her, Stan. Should probably beat her up like you did Ulrika.' Blocked He was blocking Chelsea fans last night faster than Ulrika could block his punches, the scumbag.

Dan Levene on twitter. Think his handle is @Blueschronicle

Sounds it. Seems like quite a big redevelopment of Fulham Road near the ground would happen as well

Club issued a statement to CPO who are meeting this morning that 'hugely positive advances' have been made with regard to potential future expansion of Stamford Bridge

It is! and it is in those 15 minutes looking longingly out the window that you begin to question what the point of life is. Why delay the inevitable? Just kill yourself now. Well, that's what I usually end up thinking at least