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I didn't understand what he meant by so... I was merely asking him to expand on his point because I didn't understand it. I wasn't discrediting it.

So what? Go on...

His son is a bellend. 'Remember who you're talking to' how arrogant is that? You're a 15 year old who gets free tickets to every game who is the son of a manager. In other words a nobody. Just because daddy is popular doesn't mean you are above everyone else. And don't give me any 'he's only 15' shite. I would have known that would have a stupid thing to write when I was 13.

In 2012 I predicted he would become a better player than Eden Hazard. With the help of my friends and family I have since been able to overcome my crack addiction

Don't understand why people are happy because we played well in the second half. If we bothered to turn up in the first half we may have got a second goal and won the game. Not entirely the players' fault though. Why we are playing an almost identical team to one which played 120 minutes vs psg is beyond me. Good bringing Remy on with 15 minutes left. Probably 15 minutes too late. Cuadrado still seems incapable of communicating with our players and ran around like a horse on LSD. Don't get me started on Oscar as well.

You don't pay 25m for someone to jog towards opposition midfielders every week and offer nothing else

Players look knackered. What is the point of Remy and Luis etc. being here if oscar, Costa etc. Who look like they could keel over and die from exhaustion at any moment are starting ahead of them?

Surely I can't be the only one to find Chelsea's Instagram post about Carragher downright childish and embarrassing?

We can dream... He's now apologising for celebrating when he said he wouldn't celebrate if he scored. Oops I accidentally tried to mug off Chelsea fans in the shed and milked it for about a minute. Do one David.

I'm sure Jose is in tears not having that childish liability you were stupid enough to pay £50m in his squad. I'm assuming that playing in Ligue 1 where most teams are the same standard as those found in the English 3rd division he hasn't been found out yet to be an utter fraud. Germany and their 7 goals say hi.

He got a warm round of applause before the game but during it he was acting like such a bellend. Always around the ref, play acting, and generally being a bellend hence we started booing him. He also milked his celebration massively running behind the goal past our fans when he scored, smiling at home fans in the shed as he ran back to the restart. He knew what he was doing and it was classless.

European cup. We've won it. Have you?

David luiz is a cockwomble

*prepares lube*

Ah shit. Well you have my word sir. Well it would be a real shame if before my account is deactivated I post a few more copies of my favourite picture of you in your suit. Perhaps I have edited them. You will have to wait and see...

at least he didn't steal my sig you gypsy

Ah Chelsea. Where would we all be without you?

We have some proper fucking idiots on the TalkChelsea Facebook age. The amount of dumb fucks who can't read 'English xi'

Bet all the Salah bashers feel good now don't they? Some people had their heart set on driving Mo out of Chelsea, making stupid memes about him, silly posts etc. The mind boggles...

Absolutely love him! As a manager he has everything. Loves us and we love him. Felt so special winning it today, that smile on his face that we haven't seen for so long. I hope this is the start of something incredible at Chelsea

On the tube quite a lot were just looking for fights for the hell of it and singing stuff like 'you're all racist at the bridge', 'Chelsea rentboys'. Needless to say we gave it back to them

Never seen a group of fans as bitter as spurs ones a cup final. Makes it even sweeter

they were pretty bad. The way they conceded the second goal was absolutely comical

absolutely amazing just got an unconditional offer to study architecture at my first choice university!!!!!

Why is Nike back? *facepalm*