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The strength in depth worries me most. We're champions and we bring on Kenedy (who was fantastic) a young inexperienced player for his first game in europe and Loftus Cheek. Where are the game changers from the bench? The last 10 minutes we didn't even have a formation. Awful

Buzzing for Kazakhstan away in the EUROPEAN Champions league at a ground to the north of India

Got this email from Chelsea this morning. More consultation stuff before submitting for planning I presume THE STORY OF STAMFORD BRIDGE GROUNDS CONTINUES You are warmly invited to a neighbourhood exhibition. Your consultation process commenced with local groups in May 2014. This is the opportunity to share with neighbours and spectators, your feedback results from the early summer neighbourhood consultation. WHEN Tuesday 1 September, 12noon – 8pm Wednesday 2 September, 12noon – 8pm Thursday 3 September, 12noon – 8pm WHERE West Stand Door 6 Stamford Bridge Stadium Stamford Bridge Grounds London S.W. Thank you for your participation and continued support. CFC

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My dog is called Doggis I miss donkey. I might revive him after I posted a picture of him being run over

The only thing fake about the result was that it could have been 6 or 7 if Aguero was 10% sharper

Big Mick once helped my auntie load some garden plants into her car in a Homebase car park

This could be a cricket score. We may as well not show up

I'd give it to Owen Coyle or Ian Dowie myself but that's just me

Can't even have a debate on here now

Oh no she loved it believe me

I made her moan like there was no tomorrow...

The sad thing is that you're pretty accurate describing my body like that of a pre pubescent girl. I might become a ladyboy sort of thing. Closest i will get to sex even if I do end up shagging a 48 year old man who has a thing for younger girls after too many magic mushrooms. My arse will hurt but a shag is a shag

I hope Mourinho feels good because moan about doctor moan so forum all moan about moaning and moaners moan about doctors so people moan about people moaning so I haven't moaned about Eva Carneiro and because people moan about people moaning about people moaning about his 3rd season I think we should sign Baba Rahman so moaners can moan about Mourinho moaning about Eva moaning because Falcao looked rubbish on Saturday so moaners moan about Remy which means others moan about people not moaning about Eden Hazard so people moan as a result of Vlad Chiriches moaning about a shallow squad so people moan we'd be better off with Villas Boas.

Hahahaha this place is so funny!

This place makes Dignitas seem like the happiest place on Earth

Looks as if we submitted our scoping report to Hammersmith and Fulham Council a few days ago. Interesting to see that there will be an increase of only 715 season tickets in the new stadium and only 4000 extra non hospitality tickets on sale to the public every game. We will also be introducing Club Area seating (presumably like at Wembley and The Emirates) and tickets made available to juniors will double. Construction would also start at the end of this season with the building over the railway tracks behind the East and Matthew Harding stands and we would then move out the following year (2016/17 being our last season) and move back in for 2020/21 If you want to look at it search lbhf's planning section with the postcode SW6 1HS. Just to warn you, it is very long and 98% of it is very boring

the black and white ones were the original plans in the 1970s where only the East stand got built. The last 2 were 1990s plans proposed by Ken Bates if I remember rightly

It is something you are going to regret for the rest of your life. When you're a 53 year old man you will wake up in a sweat at 3AM and ask yourself 'Why didn't I make that weird shit Harry a mod on TalkChelsea? He had everything, even an obsession with some rubbish Egyptian winger. Oh well. His cocaine addiction probably killed him years ago. Either that or he's now a male prostitute.' At that point I expect you will turn over and fall asleep again.

Wear a suit and get a bottle of grey goose in. That will show everyone who's boss

I think I speak for everyone when I say this is far more sad than when Drogba left first time and Lampard left. I'm crying into my chilli con carne right now

I don't care! And it feels so fucking good to say I swear That I don't care! I don't care Woooooah I don't care No no

What's the best way to chat up a Brazilian bird on tinder?

Hope her and Eva go at it like dogs in the showers afterwards and someone gets it on their phone

Really want to know who that Italian slice on their bench is