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You've just quoted Mourinho speaking about Barcelona when he was at Real Madrid and replaced 'dream' with 'opinion' and 'Pep Guardiola' with 'lionsden' wtf

I miss Henrique

Looking back at this thread Kieran never explained why he doesn't think white people can be racially abused

and starting a fight with some American tourists

Hope Diego is such a fucking state by the end of it that he's sick in an alley then gets a kebab and stumbles home with a girl on each arm. If he's also been doing lines of coke in the toilets he is the greatest human to have ever lived

Imagine replacing Don Carlo with that fat imbecile. It's like swapping your Ferrari for a 15 year old Citroën saxo

Nah he wants to go to Real and win it with Rafa

After tooth surgery I expected him to get a brace today... Nope? I'll get my coat

The Sunderland fans got their big inflatable penis taken away

I don't even care enough to find an 'I don't care' meme to show that I don't care

Lol

Amazing that the host nation didn't get a single point

Anyone from Europe planning to watch the game tomorrow can do one. You'll watch a British football club but won't vote for us in eurovision. Muppets. The lot of you.

If anyone cares, Herzog and De Meuron (who are apparently the architects for Stamford Bridge's expansion) this week completed Bordeaux's new stadium

Jason is on his man period

both have hamstrings made entirely of soggy weetabix

His hat is so magic it reduces bans!

Is it the last game of the season or maybe he's going on loan next year?

Adonbilivit!

Someone has to make this into a MW2 game winning kill vine

His biggest achievement in football is hitting the side netting against Italy in the World Cup. I'd steer well clear

Can't work out if Craig Gardner or Neymar...

"The players think they are on holiday" Yeah because we've all mistaken playing football next to a council estate in dreary West Birmingham on a Monday night for a Caribbean beach being served a cocktail in the sunshine.

So this is what it feels like to be a Newcastle fan. Every week.

That was hilarious. Shithousery of the highest order if we go and win now