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Tampons.

Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinder

I'd rather be an ugly skinny fuck than an Australian

"I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open."

My agent has just contacted me to tell me that the shed end forum have made a bid for my services. It is down to senior staff to decide whether I will be allowed to sign.

Hello ☺

I've never seen Jason swear. I'm scared.

The Sun and the Express reporting it now as well. All reputable sources of course

Loyalty has a peaceful heart and is unquestionable. It treads strongly where traitors have fled.

Probably the best young player in europe atm in my opinion

Oh ffs has captain cockwomble created another account to slag off Lampard and the support at Stamford Bridge?

Will exchange Sainsburys Euro 2004 coins for votes

Tbh when I was in Madrid in 2011 Marca were claiming they had definitive proof Neymar had signed for Real Madrid because they had a picture of someone who looked like Neymar playing football in a 2009/10 Real Madrid kit

I just finish getting noshed off by Emily Ratajakowski then look outside and it's raining skittles and Diego Costa has gone back to Atletico

His hair is so Reem. Looks like the kind of guy who wears Adidas originals tracksuits everywhere and drives a Vauxhall Corsa with a stereo system blaring Eminem out down Kingston high street on his way to meet Izzy Brown for a cheeky nandos

Izzy Brown slept with a Thai ladyboy pass it on

If you already had a membership in the past it should be the same password that one was? Failing that they may be doing system maintenance as no games are on sale

Don't delete please, Bae

You've just quoted Mourinho speaking about Barcelona when he was at Real Madrid and replaced 'dream' with 'opinion' and 'Pep Guardiola' with 'lionsden' wtf

I miss Henrique

Looking back at this thread Kieran never explained why he doesn't think white people can be racially abused

and starting a fight with some American tourists

Hope Diego is such a fucking state by the end of it that he's sick in an alley then gets a kebab and stumbles home with a girl on each arm. If he's also been doing lines of coke in the toilets he is the greatest human to have ever lived

Imagine replacing Don Carlo with that fat imbecile. It's like swapping your Ferrari for a 15 year old Citroën saxo

Nah he wants to go to Real and win it with Rafa