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Griezmann is bae, Griezmann is life

Community shield confirmed as 3pm Sunday 2nd August

I think they were worried he'd get mobbed for photos and autographs once everyone knew he was there

What an absolute chap Diego Costa is. He was sarcastically waving to the Liverpool fans when the stewards moved him from his seat. Willian was outstanding today. I though Luis was also very good considering how little he has played, just that one stupid booking he picked up but apart from that I thought he was very good. Hazard was below par but he seems knackered. Last week against Crystal Palace he looked exhausted too. 4 days isn't enough really. I'd not even have him travel with the squad for West Brom and sit on the bench for Sunderland

Just gonna go and Mo the lawn

Imagine being torn a new one by Jason bloody Puncheon

Because some things are more important than HSBC owing the country £78bn in tax... Good to see dish face has his priorities sorted

Ah fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

like FB said, try argos, carphone warehouse, currys, tesco

Do you mean a chain store? You can buy phones in places like carphone warehouse but they take your address if you are buying a sim card or contract as part of it so I'm not sure what would happen if you plan to take it back to Israel?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Ah phuck. Thought I pt it in the jose thread. Been drinking since 4. Please move it over Jay Jay bbz #griezmannisbae

Jose y u moan about fans when we win league? Be happy man. Grab a beer or a spliff or something and chill

Dp

Congas and beer showers on the kings road. It doesn't get any better than this. CHAMPIONEEEEE

I like to think today is the day he became proper chels. Nobody can convince me he isn't when he's dancing to one step beyond with a Chelsea scarf on his head in front of the shed end.

Ivanovic to burst through and score an exact replica of Aguero's goal to win us the league in the last minute with his slightly awkward run and the most unnatural, clumsy finish you will ever see

Mo Salah. That smile. That hair. That pace. That trip over the football.

Voted for Juan Cuadrado. Think he has been by far our standout player this year (with the obvious exception of Salah). COME AT ME BRO!

Thanks for the low star rating, Henrique. Have some back you miserable turd. Got next season's kits for us yet?

Although I'm shifting towards voting Conservative my local MP (Michael Fallon) is an absolute toolbox who I can in no way support. He opposes same sex marriage, has voted against taxing bankers' bonuses and mansion tax and lied saying that he wants to fight rail fail increases above inflation (he actually voted in favour of raising them above inflation in the commons). He offers no help to anybody who contacts him concerning a local issue. Instead he will just read your letter back to you followed by 'I suggest you consult a lawyer'. I'll probably vote Lib Dem as they are the second biggest party in my area just to get that twit Fallon out.

People have worded their pro UKIP argument in such a way that it sounds like they think most immigrants are useless. It's ridiculous. FYI 99% of migrants don't move here just to 'reap the rewards of the government'. Most actually come here to make better lives for themselves while contributing honestly to the economy, paying taxes etc. The social problem is more British nationals who sit at home watching Jeremy Kyle not actually searching for a job or getting rejected from one and just playing the 'immigrants come here to take our jobs' argument. What makes you more entitled to a job than them? If you can't get a job ahead of somebody with no contacts in the country, doesn't speak English as a first language then that is more a reflection of you as an individual than the immigrant. As for 'useful' immigrants, Farage wants what 30,000 people a year allowed to seek work in the UK from abroad? The NHS would totally fall apart if only 30,000 people were allowed to seek work here. He can claim he is going to train 10,000 nurses or whatever but where are they going to come from? As the son and cousin of a nurse I can tell you that you don't find many British nurses coming out of university each year. There is a huge shortage so we have to recruit from Spain, Portugal and the Philippines. They would be about 8,000 of the 30,000 yearly quota gone if Farage wants to keep the National Health Service going. Don't get me started on doctors and other skilled workers in the NHS. He might want to look at where we are going to get all the engineers for infrastructure projects like Crossrail 2 to help the economy grow.

Shithousery. Absolute shithousery.

Absolutely fantastic. Not only are we 1 step closer to the title but twitter is full of 'football purists' boiling their own piss in anger that we're going to win the league playing 'boring' football

It's happening. The real Madrid seed has been planted in his head now... It'll be au revoir, Eden come 2016 now