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Hopefully this loan is a punishment for all his selfies on Instagram. That'll learn him

Nah don't think terry was ever truly interested in going to City. Just used the situation to get a better contract

That's the end of his chelsea career then

Before Choo Choo comes to buttfuck me for bumping a year old thread, I accidentally clicked here trying to click on the Copa America thread and thought I may as well stick about

I fucking love Sagres

I loved him when he was a 12 year old using pyramids for goalposts

Didn't even live up to expectation when I signed him for Getafe on fifa 11. Lukaku, Jack Rodwell, Cesar Azpilicueta (yes I liked him before he went mainstream) and Abel Hernández did however and I went on to dominate European football for years in case you were wondering

Can't believe I've just been schooled by LAM and Wikipedia...

Precisely. A certain winger at the club who I shall not name has 21 goals in 37 international appearances.

John Square.

If the spurs home game stays a Saturday kick off or even moves to a 17:30 kick off then it is illuminati confirmed. In the 2010/11 season we also played them at Stamford Bridge on 30th April (Gomes cock up from Lampard shot and late Kalou winner)

I thought we weren't allowed to post the fixture list?

Nailed it Swansea at home

Norwich or Swansea at home

I favour sacking off the whole thing and moving into Craven Cottage like a bunch of squatters

The 2 most important things for me are an on site Nandos with an exclusive menu put together by Izzy Brown and Charlie Colkett and a massive fuck off throne for uncle Roman to sit on in a pimp outfit below a large neon sign that says 'deal with it'

Hope we move to Craven Cottage. Champions league nights at the cottage against Real Madrid...

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

I hope we can bring pyro to these consultation meetings

Happy birthday my sweet Egyptian prince. May this year bring even more tripping over the football than last year.

Upton Park and the surrounding area is an absolute shithole. Would feel very, very wrong playing there.

It's a shame because anyone with any footballing sense knows he is better than all our attacking midfielders bar Hazard...

Last season's fixtures will not have any effect on whether we start with a home or away game. Expecting the usual bollocks of a newly promoted team on the first weekend, probably Norwich. (Or villa or Southampton for a bit of excitement)

bitch please. We drew with Ireland

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