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How good is nemanja Matic jesus christ

Bet that's not all you did with her...

Limbs everywhere when that went in. May have even been sexually violated. Who cares we're gonna win the fucking league

Shogun I don't think I ever told you how much I love you

I like the creativity of Willian and Oscar.

I read that it was 50% directly to the clubs and then another 40% is divided up depending on where teams finish. I think that was what I saw but might be wrong. Either way it is an absurd amount of money that won't trickle down to the fans in a positive way which is all too reflective of businesses in this country. Friday games were announced in October I think. There will not be that many of them IIRC, not as many as there are Monday night football. I doubt Jose had much influence, it is just another timeslot they can sell for more $$$. Shame really as there will be hardly any 3PM kick offs. I would prefer if it totally replaced mnf

I'm gonna put my house on Vybz Kartel aka Tinashe4 creating 3 separate accounts and being behind that

In 2012/13 I missed a few games purely because I was getting exhausted just watching all the games we played that season. We'd play at home on Saturday then play an away game midweek then another game on Sunday then Europa league on Thursday or something and if I had gone to 2 and watched one on a stream I would just want to do something different on a Thursday night instead of watch Victor Moses blaze over from 30 yards away to Steaua Bucharest

Awful. Hope we can still find the receipt in the bag. Is it too late to bring Mo back from his Italian adventure?

Not in her bum. Never in the bum. I have some morals left in me.

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen on TalkChelsea

The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

I'll stick to one night stands and fingering whales in alleyways outside tacky clubs in Lewisham then

Green I'm afraid. Does that mean no anal delight from Spike?

Are blond teenagers who look about 10 your sort of thing then? Dw I hate her too now

Explain

Saw a column in the mail I think this mornings saying that to implement this it would cost each premier league club about £1m per season. We paid £10m for Victor Moses.

I was so friendzoned once this girl wanted me to sleep in the same bed as her after a party because 'I'm such a good friend that I wouldn't do anything.' It's either that or she could tell that I'll come out of the closet in a couple of years. Maybe girls can tell if you will be gay or not. Fascinating creatures aren't they?

Girls call me nice. Usually in the same sentence as the word 'friend'. Oh the friend zone, what a wonderful place to be.

I do if they're called Rio Ferdinand.

I think he's quoting people from facebook

I'm currently sobbing into a bowl of cereal watching his goal against Arsenal over and over again with this playing full blast in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tuvz_9D7Ok

Spanish

I'll miss him. Always gave everything. One player I won't miss though is Mo Salah.

you lot won't believe yourselves when he actually ends up at Barca instead of Fiorentina...