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Premier League 1. Chelsea Even though we haven't strengthened massively I think the Mourinho factor will be huge. A lot of our younger players will now have the experience of winning the league. It will certainly be a lot tougher than last year though. 2. Manchester City Again they have not really improved their team so far this summer (I don't see Sterling as an improvement) but I expect them to fight a lot harder this season like they did in 2013/14 when they had defended their title poorly the season before. It is an ageing side though. 3. Arsenal I'm not buying this title challenging lark until they invest in a world class centre back to partner Koscielny and a world class striker. If they were to get Benzema, Cavani or Higuain then they would be in business though. 4. Manchester United Again, I'm not buying them as title challengers until they sort their defence. You won't win the league with Smalling and Jones. They are also quite short of striking options bar Rooney. I expect an improvement but they won't challenge for the title. 5. Liverpool I don't think they are a better side than Spurs, I just think they have more strength in depth to cope with playing Thursday and Sunday. It will be tough for them to break into the top 4 and I don't see Rodgers there this time next year. 6. They are used to finishing in this sort of position. Will be a standard Tottenham season. 7. Everton Won't have Europa to distract them so will improve vastly on last season. They actually did quite well in the league when they were knocked out of Europe 8. Swansea City With the addition of Ayew and the likes of Gomis and Montero finding their feet in English football I think they will do very well. 9. Stoke City They've actually got a very good squad now. 10. Crystal Palace If they play like they did during the back end of last season they will do well. Not the best squad of individuals but as a team could be very dangerous. 11. Southampton Seem to have a good enough squad to cope with Europe. I just feel like it could go wrong for them. I don't know why and they should finish higher than 11th. I just feel that they won't for some reason and Koeman will go at the end of the season. 12. West Brom Standard Tony Pulis season. What it says on the tin. 13. West Ham With or without Europe I don't think they will do very well. Short of options in attack and now Valencia is injured they might not do too well. If they finish 15th or lower Bilic will be gone IMO. 14. Newcastle For some reason I think they will start really well and it will be enough to keep them up. Can't do much worse than under Carver even if the team lacks quality. 15. Leicester City If they start well they will be fine. If not Ranieri will come under a lot of pressure. They just need to play like they did second half of last season but without that prick Pearson. 16. Sunderland Just a standard Sunderland season featuring flirts with relegation and hilarious defensive errors. 17. Norwich City Have kept a lot of players from when they were last in the Premier League. Alex Neil seems to know what he's doing. It will be tough but I think they will survive. 18. Aston Villa Every year they get tipped for relegation but it never happens. Feel like they could do a Fulham and just slip out this year now Benteke has gone. They haven't improved the team much and Sherwood doesn't strike me as someone who would benefit the club in the long run. I expect him to be gone by January. 19. Bournemouth I really hope they do well. I'm expecting them to do a Blackpool and start well while trying to play the 'right sort of way' but ultimately feel like they could go down on the last day like Blackpool. 20. Watford I don't expect so many new signings to gel so quickly and the club generally seems a bit unstable. Sherwood, Rodgers, Pellegrini, Koeman, Advocaat and Flores to not be at their current clubs this time next season. Flores to be sacked first. Middlesborough, Hull and Wolves to be promoted. Barca to win the Champions League

Can I draw a picture instead of writing 50 words?

Don't get too excited. He's playing my local team and they are pretty wank. Even I've played on that hallowed turf in a small shitty corner in south east London

Goodbye bae! Love you xoxo

I laid the bait and waited...

No. You are for being deluded enough to think Jose can take us any further.

No homo but Trapp is a good looking lad

Sack José. This is totally unacceptable. Get Klopp in and have done. Why delay the inevitable?

They need to get 10 men went to mow going

Henrique get off Billy's account!

Meh. I'll probably be in bed having a tug or something

Deal with it.

If you've bought a 2015/16 membership that will be fine for all the other games. Community shield is only an issue because we've been given a stupidly small allocation

It can be quite warm depending on when you go. 20 degrees isn't uncommon for the first half of it. Obviously a bit more rain than August but yeah its OK

Now would be a good time to post that "looked rubbish anyway" carling advert from a few years ago

Throwback to a few weeks ago when me and Izzy discussed cheeky Nandos together on Charlie Colkett's Instagram page

Haven't been to the first 4 but only have good things to say about Berlin. It's a really cool, youthful city and feels really safe. I stayed at the City 54 Hotel and Hostel in Schwartzkopfstrasse when I went which seemed good value for money. Nice sized rooms with sinks and hobs and stuff and directly opposite a metro station. Nice breakfasts too. In terms of places to go you'd probably be better asking a German member but the tour of the Reichstag was actually really interesting- much more than I expected it to be. There are still walls inscribed with Russian graffiti from world war 2 and the guides are really good. The dome at the top is good too. It is free too if I remember correctly. Thought the Pergamon museum was boring tbh. Was in and out inside 1.5 hours but each to their own. If you are interested in architecture the Cathedral is absolutely beautiful and the views from the top of the Cathedral dome are amazing too. The zoo is OK for a day out if you've good not much to do. Olympiastadion was OK on my visit. I went in October and it was grey and freezing cold so I probably didn't like it as much because it just felt really grim and in the middle of nowhere. (I don't think it actually is but it takes a while to get to from the centre). I didn't do the tour but went to a Hertha Berlin match. Tickets are dirt cheap and easy to buy if you wanted to go to one of their matches. Think it was something stupid like 12 euros for an adult (although they were in the 2nd division at the time) Potsdamer Platz seemed OK for bars and restaurants and stuff but seemed more expensive. It is a really cool area though. Alexandraplatz had some good restaurants too. Friedrichstrasse always seemed to be quite lively but I didn't go clubbing in that area. The Green Door (can't remember where it is) is highly rated and probably the weirdest cocktail bar I've been to. Really good though. All in all I'd thoroughly recommend Berlin. Absolutely no complaints about it. Interesting history, friendly people and a really cool vibe

I think I may have asked a girl to sign one on one drunk occasion because I didn't have a johnny and I didn't want to be a dad

Love it when my top boy Big Mo gets chief executives russeled

Think I read 3rd July

Yes. No future expansion beyond 60k possible

Just been to the exhibition Provision will be made for safe standing should the law change tunnel will be on west side instead of current East not expandable beyond 60k new entrance over railway lines behind East stand and an iconic square Inside it will be similar to east stand all the way round in terms of tier sizes and gradients no kop style due to space constraints

Please can we sort that out! I could be loaned to a Vitesse forum for a year and when I don't make very good contributions because I can't speak Dutch I can sign for a Walsall forum on a permanent deal