The Mourinho Thread

[Laylabelle 9,296]

It's getting a bit ridiculous now

[quickpassnmove 924]

I think the summer transfer season is about to begin. 3 signings OTW?

Make it good.

[Jase 43,479]

Good lord this is getting out of hand..

[LDN Blue 7,903]

If this story blows, somewhere Suarez will have a little smirk to himself...

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Full video emerges of Chelsea’s Jose Mourinho & Eva Carneiro’s crazy touchline argument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexJNEhh-QM

There's a video on Sky Sports but they never refer to him calling her a slut... @MARCAinENGLISH @SkySports

i think that the media so badly wants to get Jose sacked so that when the news breaks of CFC might or could sack him because the chaos that surrounds Jose. They will have no choice to end the Jose Managerial Career at CFC. so the news media will make more money from newspapers and their websites will get a lot of clicks for the stories of the press posting content about Mourinho.

[Laylabelle 9,296]

It is crazy how the whole thing has escalated!what next hmm.Mail already have the top conversatial Jose moments articles running.Just seems a lot of shit stirring now.media have grabbed hold of a story and turned into some crazy thing

[zolayes 14,489]

It is crazy how the whole thing has escalated!what next hmm.Mail already have the top conversatial Jose moments articles running.Just seems a lot of shit stirring now.media have grabbed hold of a story and turned into some crazy thing

they were handed this on a plate ,,, tbf they didnt invent it just made a fucking great meal of it .

[Fernando 6,376]

Now the late great Bobby Robson was a total top bloke. I could listen to his interviews for hours. A genuine bloke that wished everybody well. He coined the 'daft as a brush' moniker for Gazza - and you could see the players liked and loved the bloke.

I love that Jose is a winner - I hate that he is a whinger... It would be great to have some middle ground - but life doesn't work like that.

A bigger man than Mourinho would stand up and apologise to the medical team - put it down to stress and make sure all of them are on the bench on Sunday laughing and joking! THAT is the way to kill this story!

Will Mou do that? Will he fuck and that is why this will rumble on all season...

What I find puzzling are those people backing Mourinho. They are quick to criticize other manager like Roberto Martinez when he's being a total douche bag then fail to see that we have a big one in our club....

Not that I could care less what happens to a support staff, but there's like a bunch of delusional fans here just like I see at Liverpool....scary!

[nullabletype 987]

Best manager in the world but an insufferable cunt. The cult following he has is frightening. He used to be funny and witty but that played out nearly a decade ago.

Personally I don't give two squirts of piss about this incident but this is a guy that goes around poking people in the eye.

lol

The other side to the Mourinho cult coin are comments like this, "goes around poking people in the eye". Poked a single person in the eye... once. Was it stupid? Yes. But he's not some serial eye poker. It hardly sums up his character. Outside of that, what has he done? Gurns about referees -- the standard football manager trope. Oh, and this non issue comment about team doctors which the media decided to go wild with.

It's hardly a surprise he's not all shits and giggles these days given that the media report everything that comes out of his mouth and can't wait to go all in on anything that bares the slightest resemblance to controversy.

What I find puzzling are those people backing Mourinho. They are quick to criticize other manager like Roberto Martinez when he's being a total douche bag then fail to see that we have a big one in our club....

Not that I could care less what happens to a support staff, but there's like a bunch of delusional fans here just like I see at Liverpool....scary!

What's delusional about fans backing the best manager this club, and potentially the world, has ever known? Particularly in a debate regarding him vs some nonentity, replaceable, backroom staffer who we would never have even heard of if it wasn't for the infatuations of some internet virgins.

Also, has anybody ever stopped to think that maybe this hasn't been the first issue the manager has had with the staff?

[Spike 12,049]

lol

The other side to the Mourinho cult coin are comments like this, "goes around poking people in the eye". Poked a single person in the eye... once. Was it stupid? Yes. But he's not some serial eye poker. It hardly sums up his character. Outside of that, what has he done? Gurns about referees -- the standard football manager trope. Oh, and this non issue comment about team doctors which the media decided to go wild with.

It's hardly a surprise he's not all shits and giggles these days given that the media report everything that comes out of his mouth and can't wait to go all in on anything that bares the slightest resemblance to controversy.

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

[nullabletype 987]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt.

I'll concede the first one on your list. However, if any of those, or even a collection of those make somebody a cunt then I don't know. Imagine, a gesture to Liverppol fans, sliding on your knees at Old Trafford, wee jabs that he receives back in kind. What a terrible cunt. What a bad man...

Wise up.

[Spike 12,049]

I'll concede the first one on your list. However, if any of those, or even a collection of those make somebody a cunt then I don't know. Imagine, a gesture to Liverppol fans, sliding on your knees at Old Trafford, wee jabs that he receives back in kind. What a terrible cunt. What a bad man...

Wise up.

Didn't say he was a bad man. Said he was a cunt. Maybe our definitions are different about what is and what isn't a cunt but Mr Mourinho is certainly one. The dig he took at Rafa's wife is equal to all the digs he takes at anyone; gender is irrelevant. Oh, you'd be fine with your boss telling you not be friends with someone? Cool.

Would you still love Mr Jose if he were at Arsenal or Man Utd?

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Loved the comment about FSW's wife.

He's not right this time though, our medical staff is excellent.

[Adnane 1,101]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

She started, she shouldn't have anything to do with football or make comments regarding him

In order to win

Casillas was a glorious prick and his gf was leaking info the the media so understandable

On the heat of the moment, nothing disastrous

Celebrating a goal against United

Wenger critics jose, once you start the war, expect the worst, he almost never speaks first about Wenger, always responds

Mind-games, showing that he and his team are ready against Rijkaard's Barça

Wasn't mocking, celebrating with his fans

We have no idea about that, but it's not stupid at all.

[nullabletype 987]

Didn't say he was a bad man. Said he was a cunt. Maybe our definitions are different about what is and what isn't a cunt but Mr Mourinho is certainly one. The dig he took at Rafa's wife is equal to all the digs he takes at anyone; gender is irrelevant. Oh, you'd be fine with your boss telling you not be friends with someone? Cool.

Would you still love Mr Jose if he were at Arsenal or Man Utd?

Who brought gender in to it? I'll concede that one because it was away from football and could be considered particularly personal. Also, the comment wasn't really a dig at Rafa's wife, it was a dig at Rafa's time at Inter after Mourinho and at Rafa's weight -- not that that makes it better.

Would I love him? No. Would I consider him a cunt? No.

Did I like Fergie for all his whinging and comments? Nope. Is he a cunt? Nope.

Do I consider things, as I said, sliding on your knees and silence gestures the behavior of a cunt? No, cause I'm a grown up. I find it so hard to understand adults who stand in football stadiums hissing, booing and chanting insults at football personalities only to cry foul when somebody like Mourinho gives them a bit back in the form of a silencing gesture or the like. I'm even more confused seeing our own fans bothered by it.

[guddy6969 188]

The comments about Rafa's wife, the siege mentality against Barcelona, his obsession with Casillas not being friends with Xavi, mocking the Liverpool fans with a silence gesture, mocking the Man Utd with a slide, his constant digs and jibes against other managers (Voyeur, specialist in failure), mocking Frank Rikjaard by predicting his team selection, mocking Barcelona after knocking them out in the CL with Inter, telling his players to intentionally get booked in a CL quater final.

Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal.

"Yeah totally not a cunt. But yeah, I bet you'd love him if he were managing Arsenal." We would say nasty things about him but wish he was our manager, exactly how it is now..

The media would love him if he was managing another team, the press would be positive and the fans would all fall for it and say "he's not a bad man after all"

[Kieran. 6,317]

His comments about Benitez' wife were 100% sexist. Not these comments though.

[nullabletype 987]

His comments about Benitez' wife were 100% sexist. Not these comments though.

You what? Highlight the sexism please. I'll wait...

"The lady is a bit confused, with all respect. I'm not laughing, because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti. The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. And for her to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."