The English Football Thread

[DDA 9,570]

This United will get destroyed by better teams. Swansea have been pants after they coceded the first goal.

[NishC300 1,865]

New season, united still win while performing like shit. Some things never change..

We have a saying in Hindi that a dog's tail always remains bent (hard to translate it into English).

Same applies for Man United.

Except we will be the champs...

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ofc

[Jase 43,479]

Watching United having a top quality striker in Van Persie banging in goals like that is just...well depressing.

[chopchop 68]

Bony scores. Really wish we would have gone in for him.

[NishC300 1,865]

Mourinho Must to Understand now that we must to buy a striker!

Should have already had one by now.

[NishC300 1,865]

Watching United having a top quality striker in Van Persie banging in goals like that is just...well depressing.

ikr and to think we've lost points in so many games purely cos of profligacy.

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

Evra just got fucking decked

[Kojo 4,676]

Mourinho Must to Understand now that we must to buy a striker!

Don't let one game broadcast your thoughts or even worry for that matter.

It's there first game of the season, and they wont be our challengers I assure you. It's us or City in this one. I'll agree we need a striker, but we should get one just before the window closes.

[Weckerz 3,781]

Imagine Van Persie playing for us. We'd win everything.

[bushman 2,043]

Well, 3 points for Manures are in the bag.

Hopefully, Chelsea can keep the clean sheet & score 3 goals tomorrow.

[NishC300 1,865]

MUFC have successfully bored the pants out of everyone. Congratulations you wankers

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

Great goal...

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

We're gonna have to thump Hull 15-0 if we're going to get the same amount of praise as Moyes will undoubtedly get from the media.

[NishC300 1,865]

You can't find enough insults for Man United.

[NishC300 1,865]

We're gonna have to thump Hull 15-0 if we're going to get the same amount of praise as Moyes will undoubtedly get from the media.

No if we score the media will just say

So what it's just a 1 in front of a 5. Van Persie and Welbeck scored 2.

[AndersonBLUE 819]

I can't believe how Utd get away with being utterly utterly average every single game. Hate them.

[Liquidator 5,176]

You could stop insulting them? I hate them but I don't see how anyone can have such an obsession with them to insult them on a daily basis.

[Atlas Lion 1,223]

The 'Average' Carrick needs to be man marked. Too much freedom leads to every United attack as his passing percentage and key passes were vital in this game.