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I'd find it sad, because he is a wonderful talent, first and foremost. The same applied when Ronaldo left for Madrid. Similarly, his off-the-pitch activities make him pure entertainment, as you can never know what he'll do next.

When you compare people like Balotelli with little jizz-stains like Ravel Morrison, who tries to be controversial and aggressive like in some sort of Barton/Balotelli mix and makes himself look like a pretentious egotistical bellsniff.

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I'd find it sad, because he is a wonderful talent, first and foremost. The same applied when Ronaldo left for Madrid. Similarly, his off-the-pitch activities make him pure entertainment, as you can never know what he'll do next.

When you compare people like Balotelli with little jizz-stains like Ravel Morrison, who tries to be controversial and aggressive like in some sort of Barton/Balotelli mix and makes himself look like a pretentious egotistical bellsniff.

Or states Claims that Messi is the only player who is truly better than him and how he knew fuck all who Jack Wilsher was in the young player award.

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I'd find it sad, because he is a wonderful talent, first and foremost. The same applied when Ronaldo left for Madrid. Similarly, his off-the-pitch activities make him pure entertainment, as you can never know what he'll do next.

When you compare people like Balotelli with little jizz-stains like Ravel Morrison, who tries to be controversial and aggressive like in some sort of Barton/Balotelli mix and makes himself look like a pretentious egotistical bellsniff.

Exactly.And its nice to read about a player who at times may be completly crazy but other bits you read just awwwwww.Makes a change from 'so and so' had an affair.So and so done this sorta thing.And he has character but in a good way!

Whereas if someone like Rooney left be glad to see the back of them!

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· £10,000 in parking fines.

· Car has been impounded 27 times.

· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.

· The "bib" saga.

· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

I can't take all the credit for this. Some things are missing like 'I don't know who Jack Wilshere is'.

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