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Found this on another forum:

Why balotelli is the best footballer in the world

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Bibotelli saga

>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board

>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>*** mental chicken hat

>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>Set house on fire using fireworks

>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6

>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.

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