Fernando Torres

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

That water puddle should get an assist for that. I remember "experts" saying stuff like Torres is a master because he reacted and turned so quickly and bla bla... lol. I can bet everything that he would have overdribbled, fallen over or misfired had the puddle not been there. There was no one to contest that ball once it had stopped. His one and only goal in the second half of 2010-2011 season was a freak of nature.

He obviously used his deadly striker instinct to locate the puddle and deliberately used it in order to trick the three defenders...

[zolayes 14,489]

I'd even take Kalou over this muppet.

we still have Malouda ...could he do a worse job at leading the line than blondie???

[Joker10 946]

http://foreverfernandotorres.tumblr.com/post/36952023312/what-the-hell-unfollow-check

lol

[chelsea_4_eva 1,144]

In the words of the great Samuel.L.Jackson

"That's it! I have had it with his mother f*cking player, on this mother f*cking club"

didn't really mean the thing about the club but you get the idea..

[The Mak 4,459]

Just realised today, Mata has scored more for Chelsea than Torres...20 to 19.

I didn't know whether to be happy or sad...then I realised Mata is a beast and that Torres will be gone soon, so I was quite happy!

Edit: not to forget Mata's 33, THIRTY-FUCKING-THREE, assists in a season and a half.

[xPetrCechx 13,548]

Sign Defoe?!

[The Mak 4,459]

Sign Defoe?!

You know mate, looking at his form recently, I was honestly jealous of Spurs having the likes of him...but it happens so often when I see pretty much any team's striker put away his chances!

[Pacquiao 1,834]

Sign Defoe?!

Why???

First of all he would never leave Spurs especially to come to us and second of all there are plenty of other strikers outside of Falcao, Lewandowski and Cavani who we could sign in January and are better then Defoe.

I would have any of Hunterlaar, Demba Ba, Llorente, Bony, Gomez, Damiao, Matri, Michu ect over Defoe. I would rather Sturridge over him as well.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Dear Nando.

Please fuck off. Please. Go back to Athletico, take a pay cut and try not to talk shit about us when you leave.

We tried. We supported you. We applauded you when you managed the absolute basics. We defended you when you missed open goals, gave the ball away and simply fell over. We made excuses for you when other fans ridiculed you. We put our faith in you when Drogba left and we ignored some 'quotes out of context' after the Champions League.

But we're done. You're a cancer at this club now. It's not your fault, but it ain't going to change.

[Laylabelle 9,301]

He was actually good beginning of the season then just poofed when shite again..did he break a mirror or something?!No luck and just crazyness

[manpe 10,857]

I'm just posting here to demonstrate my new sig. Can I get a virtual high five? No??

[didierforever 7,349]

I'm just posting here to demonstrate my new sig. Can I get a virtual high five? No??

i ll give u one...

[HNKS 508]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/top-scorers

Just saw this link.....apparently our on loan striker has scored 5 goals even though he has started only a handful of games.

I hate you Torres.

[Beigl 1,387]

Even Benitez can´t make him score.It´s game over for Torres at this club,we should sign a new top striker in january,if we want to play in the Champions League next year.Frustrating fact that even player´s from Southhampton or Sunderland score more goals..

[Superblue 6,331]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/anzhi-makhachkala-ready-to-give-chelsea-1468641

Please be true!

If it is a possible fee hasn't been mooted, so I would wonder what it would be? If we got anywhere near £15-20m I would snap their hands off!!!

[Kez 2,727]

I'm going to the game on Wednesday and I swear to god if I hear any Torres chants because he's won a fucking corner I'm going to start punching everyone in the MHL.

He's actually WORSE than Bogarde

[LukakutoStamford 779]

Buy Falaco and buy Benteke from Villa in January

[Yasser 63]

Torres f**k off!! go to hell!! kill yourself! do anything just OUT OUT!!!!