The Mourinho Thread

[Muzchap 8,966]

Wow

I must say I'm super impressed.

Jose has been slammed for a shit start to the season, his handling of Eva-Gate and now he really is a genius....

He created a few fake twitter accounts, proclaimed the arrival of Pogba and Stones or PogSto as Hollywood would label it and not a single negative post on here

Now, you can argue against his decisions (I often do) - but this is a Masterclass from Jose.

I'm glad I'm old enough and cynical enough to identify this as a possibility - far fetched, but ultimately within the bounds of affordability and logical reasoning

If I was in the PR business - this would be my recommended strategy

Bravo!

[iceboy 992]

If we mange to sign Pogba and Stones we can ruin the world

[Madmax 9,219]

Wow

I must say I'm super impressed.

Jose has been slammed for a shit start to the season, his handling of Eva-Gate and now he really is a genius....

He created a few fake twitter accounts, proclaimed the arrival of Pogba and Stones or PogSto as Hollywood would label it and not a single negative post on here

Now, you can argue against his decisions (I often do) - but this is a Masterclass from Jose.

I'm glad I'm old enough and cynical enough to identify this as a possibility - far fetched, but ultimately within the bounds of affordability and logical reasoning

If I was in the PR business - this would be my recommended strategy

Bravo!

Jose created Di Marzio? Did he also print out Stones' transfer request and sign it for him?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/3zcytsnyb0wrvueyhdgacg/Show/Team-Focus-Chelsea-Must-Go-Back-to-Basics-to-Rediscover-Defensive-Assurance

24 shots on target conceded, yet we've "only" shipped seven goals, and one of those was a penalty. Shows how outstandingly good Begovic and Thibaut are.

[iseah100 5,612]

24 shots on target conceded, yet we've "only" shipped seven goals, and two of those have been penalties. Shows how outstandingly good Begovic and Thibaut are.

Didn't only one penalty get converted?

[supporter 3,088]

Best photoshop ever!

[Jase 43,479]

Best photoshop ever!

Why is there a Pikachu in the image?

[iceboy 992]

Even if we don't Stones, he will improve our defence and we will concede too much. He is master on this.

[Styles 9,790]

24 shots on target in 3 games. Have we even managed that ourselves?

[Billy. 2,739]

Q: What do you make of Roberto Martinez's comments about the transfer market? - Mourinho: "Do you honestly think I will comment?"

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Jose says if we can get one more player in the window that would be good but if not he is perfectly happy with his squad as it is. #CFC

[MihaiM24 156]

Jose says if we can get one more player in the window that would be good but if not he is perfectly happy with his squad as it is. #CFC

Imagine if we get Pogba in the last hour of transfer window lol haters would go crazy

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Didn't only one penalty get converted?

Yes, sorry, I worded it very poorly!

[supporter 3,088]

Chelsea vs Crystal Palace - Jose Mourinho pre-match press conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7fTqEXujoc

[Madmax 9,219]

Oh man this end to the window is such a bummer. Still secretly hoping for us to pull a rabbit out of the hat.

[stroey 2,525]

One quality CM and I'd give the window a big 8.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

One quality CM and I'd give the window a big 8.

Same. I'm convinced we'll sign one more player.

[Pizy 17,860]

Same. I'm convinced we'll sign one more player.

Imagine how big of an anticlimax it'll be if after being linked with some of these ultra expensive players (SO WE KNOW THE MONEY IS THERE) we end up not signing anyone else.

I think there will 100% be one more in.