The English Football Thread

[Special Juan 27,103]

Was saying the exact same thing yesterday. You'd think he's spent his life playing and working the club. He's been there less than two years!

I despise the bloke I really do. Not just for that but I cannot stand how he goes on in press conferences etc.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I despise the bloke I really do. Not just for that but I cannot stand how he goes on in press conferences etc.

I don't mind his conferences, tbh. Probably because I can't understand half of what he's saying

[Special Juan 27,103]

I had a blazing row with a bloke in the pub yesterday afternoon. The minutes silence came on and this is how it went....

"Bit of order eh lads"

Me "Err hang on who the fuck do you think you are like"

"Minutes silence on here have a bit of respect"

Me "If you want to be fucking silent you should of gone to fucking Anfield you fucking tit"

"Bang out of order you"

Me "Look daft cunt, I have no association with Liverpool and I'm in a public house and your telling me to be quiet"

"Shut the fuck up"

Me "See you outside after you have paid tribute to a club who you have no affiliation too"

He never came out, so I went back in and told him exactly what he was.....he fucking shit himself.

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Was saying the exact same thing yesterday. You'd think he's spent his life playing and working the club. He's been there less than two years!

He got lucky this season- with Suarez, with the refs, everything.

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

They have huge problems with their defence

What's the word on Sturridge being injured?

I don't fear Liverpool at all. We can defend very well and hit them hard on the counter, their defence won't hold out against us

[bushman 2,043]

I agree, liverpoops have been lucky with the refs, penalties awarded...the Dracula..etc.

Despite of it, they are playing well, we need to admit it.

[Reddish-Blue 2,223]

They have huge problems with their defence

What's the word on Sturridge being injured?

I don't fear Liverpool at all. We can defend very well and hit them hard on the counter, their defence won't hold out against us

Liverpool won't beat us because they are the better side....they'll beat us by diving/acting and getting favourable decisions.

[Special Juan 27,103]

Another thing, when we play Liverpool do not, I repeat do not let Torres anywhere near the Liverpool game.

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

What's the word on Sturridge being injured?

Similar injury to Eto'o. Had a scan after the game. The results should be out later this day.

[bushman 2,043]

Jose is a professional party pooper & his history with Liverpoops has an ugly edge to it, I read.

The title might be in Liverpoop´s hands, but it is in Chelsea´s too. I like that. Jose comes up with his Monday´s special & fuck Gerrard & co.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Another thing, when we play Liverpool do not, I repeat do not let Torres anywhere near the Liverpool game.

Shouldn't even travel with the team! Same with Athletico.

[Special Juan 27,103]

Shouldn't even travel with the team! Same with Athletico.

Exactly.

[bushman 2,043]

Shouldn't even travel with the team! Same with Athletico.

Where do you want him to go, then?

Perhaps, gone fishing?

[Special Juan 27,103]

Where do you want him to go, then?

Perhaps, gone fishing?

He'd miss the pond.

[bushman 2,043]

He'd miss the pond.

Ferda would miss the ocean too.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Where do you want him to go, then?

Perhaps, gone fishing?

As long as he doesn't go hunting! Can you imagine Torres trying to shoot with a shot-gun?!

[bushman 2,043]

As long as he doesn't go hunting! Can you imagine Torres trying to shoot with a shot-gun?!

I certainly would not want to be around, then.

The saddest part, this dude won´t be sold in the summer. His shirt sales are the highest among all Chelsea´s players, I read. Chelsea needs to recover some money & he stays on...

[Spike 12,049]

I certainly would not want to be around, then.

The saddest part, this dude won´t be sold in the summer. His shirt sales are the highest among all Chelsea´s players, I read. Chelsea needs to recover some money & he stays on...

The bastard would earn more in two and a half weeks than the revenue gained from a years worth hocking his shirts.