Chelsea 0-2 Brentford

[Laylabelle 9,534]

8 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Worst attack in 100 years 

But we have a okay defence..or did..just ignore the fact we can't win and still 11th wooo for defending lol. Though all teams have to do is score 1 anyway

Honestly. I thought 10th place..maybe Europa at a push and make it into double figures goal difference. Nope!!! 

Edited April 27, 2023 by Laylabelle

[Special Juan 28,124]

The line up was laughable, and as for FL just fuck off, sick of the sight of him.

He's not a fucking manager, he's a fucking pundit.

Players have chucked and have done for months, they make me sick.

[Seymop 90]

The problems run deep and most of them revolve around the owner.  A raft of mediocre signings,sacking Tuchel and now telling half the dressing room that their wages are going down, whilst the other half remain on the same money!! Not a great recipe for togetherness.  After recent performances a massive clear-out is needed, if anybody is prepared to buy the likes of Loftus Cheek, Sterling,Chalobah,Ziyech,Auba, Puliscic etc etc

[cosmicway 1,333]

Although the predicament is such as it is, I am furious with Greek soccer sites who insist upon writing our name as Τσέλσι with an ι.
The correct spelling is Τσέλση of course.
This is vazivouzoukism at its worst.

[cosmicway 1,333]

The matches that follow are Arse, Bournemouth, Forest, City, Mc Guire, Newcastle.
Only Forest, Newcastle at home.
For the projected number of points I 'm finding it difficult to say other than zero.
However we don't relegate. Of the five strugglers the nearest one is 9 points behind. Three of them will have to become giants in order for us to drop.
But there is always next season. Next season's Southampton-Norwich will be Chelsea as things stand.

 

Edited April 27, 2023 by cosmicway

[lucio 5,418]

Lucky we fluked that win vs Leicester or we could have been fucked. If the season had another 3 games I’d be very worried 

[Reddish-Blue 2,493]

3 minutes ago, lucio said:

Lucky we fluked that win vs Leicester or we could have been fucked. If the season had another 3 games I’d be very worried 

I just don't get how we have become allergic to scoring goals, especially at home.   Like how are the players not motivated to put in a decent shift at their home ground? 

Teams know they don't have to beat us anymore, they just turn up and make sure to run around the pitch and our players give up.  All this talk of players saying "we have to do better" but not a single player in the first team can say that they put in a 8/10 performance on the pitch and this has been going on since December or earlier than that. 

[cosmicway 1,333]

https://www.facebook.com/100002292711960/videos/1245691242737472/

[DDA 9,925]

People acting asif we are 100% safe... we fucking ain't safe... we could actually go down.... one of those bottom 3 clubs go on a miracle run and we are fu ked.

[Superblue 6,372]

5 minutes ago, DDA said:

People acting asif we are 100% safe... we fucking ain't safe... we could actually go down.... one of those bottom 3 clubs go on a miracle run and we are fu ked.

It's incredibly unlikely because it's not just one of the clubs at the foot going on a miracle run but three of them.

For starters, if Southampton lose tonight, the best they can manage is to reach our points and their goal difference is 24 worse than ours so that would be one that could be written off.

If Everton draw or lose to Newcastle tonight they are staying second bottom and will need 11 or 12 points from a possible 15 to go above us (as again their goal difference is significantly worse).

Leicester need 10 points to go level with us and to be fair their goal difference isn't much worse than ours, but again they only have a possible 15 points. 

Leeds and Forest would both likely need to get ahead of us rather than level, so they're both 10 from a possible 15.

Leicester and Everton still have to play each other and Forest and Southampton likewise so someone or both will take points from each other. Everton and Leeds still have City to play, Leicester have Liverpool and are Newcastle's last home game of the season. It's also in our hands to effectively stop Forest from catching us as we play them at home (even a draw in that would suffice).

It's not beyond the realm of possibility which in itself is a disgrace, but 3 of the above need to get those points hauls to reel us in which does make it even more unlikely. I think with five of them down there too, it opens up more chance that in some games these teams might set up to not lose as opposed to going for the win, especially in away fixtures as any points will be massive at this point in the season. 

It does not take away though that we're basing all of these what if scenarios on the assumption we take no points from our last 6 games, and those assumptions are very realistic that we could easily go and lose the rest of our games this season. It's embarrassing and pathetic. 

[DDA 9,925]

34 minutes ago, Superblue said:

It's incredibly unlikely because it's not just one of the clubs at the foot going on a miracle run but three of them.

For starters, if Southampton lose tonight, the best they can manage is to reach our points and their goal difference is 24 worse than ours so that would be one that could be written off.

If Everton draw or lose to Newcastle tonight they are staying second bottom and will need 11 or 12 points from a possible 15 to go above us (as again their goal difference is significantly worse).

Leicester need 10 points to go level with us and to be fair their goal difference isn't much worse than ours, but again they only have a possible 15 points. 

Leeds and Forest would both likely need to get ahead of us rather than level, so they're both 10 from a possible 15.

Leicester and Everton still have to play each other and Forest and Southampton likewise so someone or both will take points from each other. Everton and Leeds still have City to play, Leicester have Liverpool and are Newcastle's last home game of the season. It's also in our hands to effectively stop Forest from catching us as we play them at home (even a draw in that would suffice).

It's not beyond the realm of possibility which in itself is a disgrace, but 3 of the above need to get those points hauls to reel us in which does make it even more unlikely. I think with five of them down there too, it opens up more chance that in some games these teams might set up to not lose as opposed to going for the win, especially in away fixtures as any points will be massive at this point in the season. 

It does not take away though that we're basing all of these what if scenarios on the assumption we take no points from our last 6 games, and those assumptions are very realistic that we could easily go and lose the rest of our games this season. It's embarrassing and pathetic. 

You've made me feel alot better about  the situation... but  still fuck me this is ridiculous.. I'm feeling anxious.

[Gundalf 805]

Yea, relegation is really not a threat. We only won 3 games out of the last 17 and we just dropped 1 position, from 10th to 11th. Teams below us are shit as well and are playing against each other so take points off each other. 

In a way its kinda funny how we can lose 5 games in a row and dont drop a single position

Edited April 27, 2023 by Gundalf

[HEREIAM 83]

2 hours ago, Reddish-Blue said:

I just don't get how we have become allergic to scoring goals, especially at home.   Like how are the players not motivated to put in a decent shift at their home ground? 

Teams know they don't have to beat us anymore, they just turn up and make sure to run around the pitch and our players give up.  All this talk of players saying "we have to do better" but not a single player in the first team can say that they put in a 8/10 performance on the pitch and this has been going on since December or earlier than that. 

When you have HAVETZ or Sterling as CF you have 1% of scoring, they never stay in the box as was shown again last night

[Gundalf 805]

1 minute ago, HEREIAM said:

When you have HAVETZ or Sterling as CF you have 1% of scoring, they never stay in the box as was shown again last night

Exactly, its the same pattern over and over again:

Spot the difference. 

[manpe 10,861]

Lol why does the thread title say "Chelsea 1 - 2 Brentford"?