The Mourinho Thread

[Behemoth 266]

I'm gonna fucking cry guys. Is this normal?

[edenhazard17 281]

I'm gonna fucking cry guys. Is this normal?

It's normal, mate. I'm still smiling all day long since yesterday, unstoppable.

[Beepu 1,714]

This really feel surreal boys!

Is this the real life?

[edenhazard17 281]

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1467224/i-special-one-jose-mourinho-memorable-chelsea-quotes?cc=4716

"I am a special one" - Jose in quotes


On his relationship with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich :

"If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt!"


His reaction when police questioned him over whether his dog had a pet passport :

"The dog is fine in Portugal - that big threat is away - you don't have to worry about crime any more."


On his often troubled relationship with Arsenal, and in particular Arsene Wenger :

"Some clubs are treated as devils, some are treated as angels. I don't think we are so ugly that we should be seen as the devil and I don't think Arsene Wenger and David Dein are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels."


On Wenger again :

"Wenger has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call in England a voyeur. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have this big telescope to look into the homes of other people and see what is happening. Wenger must be one of them - and it is a sickness."


On his newly-cropped hairstyle :

"Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war."

[Rekin 835]

One thing to take away from the interview is that while talking about young players benefiting from stability, he specifically mentioned David Luiz as being one of them. While it is by no means a guarantee that he will stay in the end, I think it is a sure sign that Mou have in no way asked for him to be sold.
Knowing Mou, I would even say that it is possible that he mentioned him just to end the stupid speculation about him wanting to sell DL.

Anyway, Mou might be older and have more white hairs, but I think the circle have been completed for him. I always thought that he saw Real as the endgoal of his career, but considering how things went this season Chelsea will take that role instead. I am delighted that he is back, and even though I live in Australia I will make sure to get som tickets for the early games of next season.

[Rambo 1,729]

sorry if posted before

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Essien is starting to really annoy me, and laughed hard at future legend, we'll see.

Essien will almost definitely be a Chelsea player this coming season, as a RB and general Utility player. I think he is still very useful.

[edenhazard17 281]

Essien will almost definitely be a Chelsea player this coming season, as a RB and general Utility player. I think he is still very useful.

Come to think of Essien, I just realized he seems less motivated when playing for other manager. It is different if he play for Jose.

[mnmontero 78]

move your arse before the video is taken down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJ_8Aw5CMA

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

move your arse before the video is taken down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJ_8Aw5CMA

It was already posted on a previous page.

[bluephoenix 1,131]

awesome !!!

Hazard + Mata + Oscar + Mourinho !!! there is no telling how excited I am right now !!!

I have never craved for a chelsea match this bad for quiet some time now

[Strike 7,477]

The players' reaction - compiled by WAGNH

[Madmax 9,219]

Can Essien stop referring to him as 'Daddy' on public forums atleast? Ugh, so tacky.

[Mceachran 109]

^ thanks!!

[Strike 7,477]

Can Essien stop referring to him as 'Daddy' on public forums atleast? Ugh, so tacky.

He's never one to be subtle. Remember the celebration with Eva in Munich?