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From sounds of it been a done deal for a while so can definitely see the budget being big and having time to think about players as well..

Just hope we don't try and skimp through as we have.other teams have a knack of buying cheap but still quality players. Us however cheap and kinda crap. Gana be interesting season 

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17 minutes ago, petre.ispirescu said:

Defeats against Guardiola, Klopp and Conte and behind the likes of City, Chelsea, Arsenal come January and he'll crack up sooner than everybody expected. 

Well I think we all know it won't happen in his 1st 2 seasons. After that it could be.

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You roll the dice with Mourinho. He gives you short term success and trophies, but his ways will always leave problems long term by which time he is long gone.

It's hard now in hindsight to decide whether bringing him back was a good idea. On one hand we won two trophies including a league title we hadn't challenged for properly since we last won it under Ancelotti. On the other hand he has let seriously talented young players leave and left huge holes in our squad which we are paying for now. 

United have rolled the dice though and I think rightly so. Their brand and appeal needs trophies and Jose will get them back up towards the top of the league challenging them to make sure short term they don't fall further behind and end up like Liverpool. Long term though it will be interesting to see what damage United suffer for the chance they are taking.

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I notice the inevitable Zlatan rumors are heating up alongside the Mourinho news. Would be a shame to have to hate one of my all time favorite players if he signs for them.

Hopefully he'll find the PL much more difficult to succeed in than Ligue 1. Who am I kidding, though. He'll terrify most sides here before even stepping on the pitch.

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5 minutes ago, Topico said:

20-25?

Sounds about right but going back to your former club rarely works. It's more or less a lifetime ago but when Osgood came back it was painful to watch.

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If Mata wasn't right for Mourinho-ball there's no way he would be for Conte's style of constant pressing.

Similarly to José, it seems Conte prefers his midfielders to be powerful and athletic and able to get around the pitch. The exact opposite of what Mata is in other words.

Honestly feel bad for the guy. He has probably made a nice life for himself and settled perfectly in Manchester after being put out of the club and city he appeared to love when he was here. Now the guy who sold him is coming and will probably sell him again. He's going to have to uproot his life once more.

I think José will play nice with him initially and say he'll use Mata, but after a couple of months of Mata being unable to play to Josés liking he'll be gone in the January window after riding the bench for a while.

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Who likes satire? :lol:

Jose Mourinho Selects Man United For His Next Long, Drawn Out Meltdown

 

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WITH news emerging that Louis Van Gaal has been sacked by Manchester United less than 48 hours after winning the FA Cup, Jose Mourinho has all but confirmed the Manchester club as the location for his next overblown meltdown.

Mourinho’s infamous meltdowns, which occur once every three years, are long drawn out affairs and are immensely enjoyable for neutral fans of football.

The Portuguese manager’s insistence at dousing all his hard work in petrol before setting it alight for no apparent reason has been blamed on everything from the gravitational pull of the moon to Eden Hazard forgetting how to play football.

Mourinho has remained tight lipped so far on what seemingly inane incident will spark a slow and painful decline in his relationship with his new players and club, but it is believed it will be highly entertaining.

Manchester United CEO Ed Woodward’s search for a new manager proved exhaustive with a total of one candidate being considered.

“Once we got the DNA test results back, and he had the United way strand of DNA we knew Jose was a perfect fit,” explained Woodward.

“And Jose’s agent Jorge Mendes agreed to return my family unharmed once I’d sacked Van Gaal,” Woodward concluded before spending £20 million for a salad in the Old Trafford canteen.

 

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