Luis Suarez

[The Mak 4,459]

I think this parody website sums up Liverpool's reaction to these situations:

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/06/25/its-the-dwwnwcru-daily-wwn-world-cup-round-up-11/

Liverpool have been quick to issue a statement which sees them openly admonish their star striker for the first time. “Today we begin construction on the Luis Suarez stand at Anfield. This will be built alongside a new statue of King Luis in an effort to show him how displeased we are. In fact, so incensed are we with his conduct we have offered him a new 7-year contract worth £200,000 a week,” read a section of the statement.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Biting is much much worse than an Elbow.

An Elbow is often just a rectionary moment of anger. It happens, it's still not right and gets punished. But in the heat of the moment things happen. But biting someone is much more thought out and just weird and to do it 3 times is crazy.

For example, you get into an altercation you may feel the urge to punch someone but who has the urge to bite them...

Should get a 15 game all comps ban for it being his 3rd offence. But it's suarez so it wouldn't surprise me if they said we will look into it further after the World cup and then give him a 3 match ban so he misses some friendlies.

[Kieran. 6,317]

"These situations happen on the field", lol.

Fucking hell, what?! I've been playing football since I was a little boy and I've never shied away from contact and tacklings but never have I witnessed someone biting me or someone else let alone me biting somebody. And mind you, I'm talking about kids and youths aged 6-19 who you would expect to not be able to control themselves but this is a fucking grown man talking about biting people as if this was like kicking the ball, scoring goals etc, things that are normal, ffs.

He was denying that he ever bit him. In the rest of the quote he says that the defender smashed his shoulder in his face and that's why "his eye is like this" (I imagine it's bruised or something).

Mentally disturbed man, needs help ASAP

[zyzz 711]

It's amazing how he can bite, kick, punch, dive, poke eyes and he still gets away with everything. He must be invisible to refs

[thedrog108 39]

[LAB 1,030]

Ban until the end of the year all competitions and professional help too.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

This guy truly is a beast!

[Gilvorak 3,734]

Can't believe some people want this racist scumbag at this club. Hope he fucks off to Spain ASAP.

[Madmax 9,219]

Robbie Fowler : Ten game ban for Uruguay games is enough. When he bit Ivanovic in the league, he was still allowed to play for Uruguay so now that he's done it in a World Cup, Liverpool shouldn't be punished.

Scouse logic.

[Green Lantern18 54]

Third time he's done this. Something needs to be done. I don't care how good a player he is, enough is enough. Needs to be banned for the entire WC and longer.

Wouldn't be surprised if the FIFA completely ignores this though.

This actually wouldv'e been the 4th time that he's done this, because he tried to bite Chiellini in the confederations cup last year.

http://forums.bigsoccer.com/threads/is-suarez-a-zombie.2007139/page-2#post-30527239

[Weckerz 3,781]

You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people..

[mtowle182 79]

You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people..

To be fair he has excellent teeth for biting people LOL

[Fernando 6,585]

I liked these two.

[Sovieticus 743]

You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people..

Zombies

[Cosmin 2,484]