Fernando Torres

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

This topic should be locked and mentioning Fernando Torres should be a bannable offence.

passing to him in the games should result to a club fine of 50 grand too.

[Spike 12,049]

passing to him in the games should result to a club fine of 50 grand too.

It probably does. Probably why FloMo refuses to pass to him.

[manpe 10,861]

World class finish from him tonight, fucking beast. The intention was there, technique, pace - all rolled into one ball of blonde fur. El Nino is back, guys! I have a feeling this will give him his confidence back, even if scoring against Barca, the wonder strike against Newcastle and the European Cup golden boot didn't. This will, for sure, once and for all.

But if he doesn't start scoring, then everybody else behind him is shit, because El Golscoro is back and he proved it!!!!!!!!!1

[Leif 6,006]

@manpe,

[manpe 10,861]

Somebody should make a gif out of this motherfucker

[Leif 6,006]

@manpe, Stop making me laugh.

[klopfzeichen 78]

As @manpe says Torres is back!!! :blue scalf:

[nachikethas 1,154]

World class finish from him tonight, fucking beast. The intention was there, technique, pace - all rolled into one ball of blonde fur. El Nino is back, guys! I have a feeling this will give him his confidence back, even if scoring against Barca, the wonder strike against Newcastle and the European Cup golden boot didn't. This will, for sure, once and for all.

But if he doesn't start scoring, then everybody else behind him is shit, because El Golscoro is back and he proved it!!!!!!!!!1

and the post of the month goes to....

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Had a good first half (overlooking his terrible first touch and finishing) in terms of movement and creating space, but completely disappeared in the second half.

I could swear I made this same exact post after the match against Swansea...and utd..

[Blue Armour 4,438]

Had a good first half (overlooking his terrible first touch and finishing) in terms of movement and creating space, but completely disappeared in the second half.

I could swear I made this same exact post after the match against Swansea...and utd..

It pains me to say it, but his movement and link-up play has actually been good most of the time this season. This is probably why RDM prefers to start with him.

The big negative is that he simply goes to pieces whenever he gets the ball in threatening positions... either failing to control the ball or just running into a defender. Then there's the fact that he won't shoot...I'm guessing Oscar has more shots than he has....

[Reddish-Blue 2,497]

The sooner Torres leaves, the better for Chelsea.

[DH1988 1,348]

^^^^^^^

Sadly.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

This guy talks a lot.Needs to do the all the talking on the pitch and prove his worth as a striker instead of acting like a football pundit.

[RamiCFC9 258]

Torres is like a husband who can't have a boner(can't score).He may give cash and stuff(good linkup play) but in the end he needs to fucking score or the wife(fans) will get frustrated and angry.And after two years of waiting and no results the wife will pay for a macho who can do the job.(FALCAO,CAVANI).

I hope you enjoyed my representation.

[Spike 12,049]

Torres is like a husband who can't have a boner(can't score).He may give cash and stuff(good linkup play) but in the end he needs to fucking score or the wife(fans) will get frustrated and angry.And in the end the wife will pay for a macho who can do the job.(FALCAO,CAVANI).

I hope you enjoyed my representation.

I sincerely laughed. I think this may be the greatest analogy regarding Torres' time at Chelsea ever.