Fernando Torres

[Leif 6,006]

Torres is part of the squad - not part of the team. If he's still here next season I refuse to watch any game in which he's the lone starting striker unless he's on form which is unlikely.

[Heisenberg 1,824]

Torres O Nino, can you just leave ?

[Las7 951]

FSW on Torres today:

"Today Torres was a key player for us. Every run he was always there and ready and pushing the defenders. And he makes space for Mata, a good winger. He and Demba Ba did well."

"We have been doing well, creating chances in all our games. In the games we didn't win we deserved to win. It was just a matter of time until we had a performance like this."

Expect many more games where we play a man down.

[Stingray 9,441]

FSW on Torres today:

"Today Torres was a key player for us. Every run he was always there and ready and pushing the defenders. And he makes space for Mata, a good winger. He and Demba Ba did well."

"We have been doing well, creating chances in all our games. In the games we didn't win we deserved to win. It was just a matter of time until we had a performance like this."

Expect many more games where we play a man down.

The utterly nonsensical window dressing Rafa uses frequently after a game is truly mind boggling :-)

The cunt.

[Amblève. 4,995]

FSW on Torres today:

"Today Torres was a key player for us. Every run he was always there and ready and pushing the defenders."

Somebody should start an emergency appeal so we can pay a brain surgery for Benitez.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

[bitee 12]

when he begins, we win.it's simple . super torres

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Sheva!Miss that face hahaha.Always had a 'hug me Im crap' look

Lol at the guy on the radio...he meant to shave his chin but missed and shaved his head...looks weird without hair!Shame didnt transform him in anyway

[Kinol 337]

Imagine if we had Mourinho now. He would oppenly critizise him and sub him during half time if he wouldnt perform. I really want a manger with some balls right now

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Imagine if we had Mourinho now. He would oppenly critizise him and sub him during half time if he wouldnt perform. I really want a manger with some balls right now

Rafa has balls..

[Stingray 9,441]

when he begins, we win.it's simple . super torres

Yeah. When you begin on Torres, your fMRI goes all blue.

Why would that be?

[termninja 5,290]

Shit, Falcao and Cavani have long hair also

[HRiver 1,512]

Lmao, it took me like half a minute to realize who FSW was.

[Dion 2,476]

To be honest, today there were split seconds when I thought old Torres was back, but when the time comes, he always misses the pass, the shoot or whatever he tries.

[Muzchap 8,966]

To be honest, today there were split seconds when I thought old Torres was back, but when the time comes, he always misses the pass, the shoot or whatever he tries.

Yeah it's like seeing a woman wh looks hot from behind and then they turn round and you have to close your eyes!!!

That's how Torres makes me feel...

Sick of it...

[Dion 2,476]

Yeah it's like seeing a woman wh looks hot from behind and then they turn round and you have to close your eyes!!!

That's how Torres makes me feel...

Sick of it...

HAHAHA. WOW, that's just how I feel. Perfect analogy.

[Vulture 10]

I wonder if any club will buy him from us... he's so pathetic on the field. It's terrible for him... and for us.

Could we even sell him for 15M? I doubt it.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Hes shaved his head, surely hes off to Spain? Why would he shave his head in this cold weather?????