Fernando Torres

[Waterfall 893]

I wonder if he even scores in training

[magicrico 175]

I wonder if he even scores in training

I wonder if he ever scores in bed....

Probably end up in the wrong hole....or the wrong bed

[Amblève. 4,995]

http://www.telegraph...n-Campbell.html

This seems worth a try; surely he should be lifting weights already?

Nobody can help Torres. He's done. Period.

[Stats 7,142]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8293027/Rafa-Benitez-Positive-signs-for-Chelsea-striker-Fernando-Torres

This is the shit that pisses me off. We don't need to hear all this rubbish, prove it on the pitch. Benitez ios not really going to come out claiming that he is not performing in training is he? Actions speak louder than words, so prove it in on the field.

[magicrico 175]

http://www1.skysport...Fernando-Torres

This is the shit that pisses me off. We don't need to hear all this rubbish, prove it on the pitch. Benitez ios not really going to come out claiming that he is not performing in training is he? Actions speak louder than words, so prove it in on the field.

You know what pisses me off THE most? How much of a beast this guy used to be....like seriously. I looked up Torres' wiki page to see his dogshit stats.

But for some reason (maybe just me) from the back the guy looks like a machine here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fernando_Torres_Atl%C3%A9tico_Madrid.png

Wtf happened?

I think Jamie Rednapp Says it here http://www.skysports.com/opinion/story/0,,18932_8295169,00.html

Says its down to injuries etc. either way excuses are over, he's over, we need someone now. Sturridge needs to get fit asap.

[Krypt 241]

You know what pisses me off THE most? How much of a beast this guy used to be....like seriously. I looked up Torres' wiki page to see his dogshit stats.

But for some reason (maybe just me) from the back the guy looks like a machine here http://en.wikipedia....tico_Madrid.png

Wtf happened?

I think Jamie Rednapp Says it here http://www.skysports...8295169,00.html

Says its down to injuries etc. either way excuses are over, he's over, we need someone now. Sturridge needs to get fit asap.

Was just about to post this. I fully agree when we brought him he was past his best im afraid.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

Torres has played 1733 minutes this season with the likes of Oscar; Hazard and Mata and scored 6 goals. That's a goal every 288 minutes. He is the most dispossessed striker in a top 4 club - loosing the ball or passing into an opposition player so many times in a match.

He has the lowest passing completion out of any striker in our rivals 70%. He has one shot on target every 90 minutes. For comparison Sturridge has played a total of 217 minutes and scored two goals. Right now you play Turnbull up top he will offer more than Torres.

[chelseathebest 150]

Funny thing about Torres - always when I think he can't get worse, he proves me wrong.

[Hutcho 8,443]

You know what i find crazy....

This thread has 7375 posts,

Lamps and JT thread have about 3200 Combined.

[The Mak 4,459]

Rafa Benitez says Fernando Torres not solely to blame for Chelsea's lack of goals

http://www1.skysport...s-lack-of-goals

This is bullshit, Benitez is now going to drag the rest of the team down with Torres. Torres' problems, has now become the entire team's problem. I knew they already were, but there's no need for this. This is attacking every other player's confidence, especially the trio, and that's the last thing we need going into the WCC: Mata, Oscar and Hazard questioning themselves.

Can anyone see now why I called Torres a cancer???

[manpe 10,861]

Already against Fulham I noticed some of the trio were trying to find Torres in tight situations, especially Oscar. If they start concentrating more on Torres and less on the team, we will end up like Liverpool did, except in addition to no trophies we won't have a striker either.

But I do like those words:

He said: "My idea is to use the squad. We have too many players playing almost every game and the other players did not have too many minutes.

[DDA 9,937]

It was apparent last season that Torres was done.. Why the hell we are still having this debate to present day is beyond me.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

Rafa Benitez says Fernando Torres not solely to blame for Chelsea's lack of goals

http://www1.skysport...s-lack-of-goals

This is bullshit, Benitez is now going to drag the rest of the team down with Torres. Torres' problems, has now become the entire team's problem. I knew they already were, but there's no need for this. This is attacking every other player's confidence, especially the trio, and that's the last thing we need going into the WCC: Mata, Oscar and Hazard questioning themselves.

Can anyone see now why I called Torres a cancer???

But he is right. All three of them have wasted shitloads of golden opportunities to get us back on on track with the certainty of a sleepwalker. They fuckin have to work on their finishing.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I hope it's raining a lot tomorrow:

[Jase 43,479]

I hope it's raining a lot tomorrow:

Might want to do the 'Red Indian' dance then. Highly doubt it's gonna rain at lunch time.