Wishlist Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Merih 10]

Zlatan is one of my favorite players, and only seems to be getting better and more clinical with age. He's scored 58 goals in 66 appearances in the past two seasons... he's never hit that rate in earlier seasons.

Madrid does make a lot of sense for him. I'm sure he is wanting to make another run at a Champion's League and I'm not sure PSG is that quality yet.

[mediator 2,026]

On a flight does he get charged extra weight for his nose?

That's not funny...

[Special Juan 27,439]

That's not funny...

It was a genuine question.

[mediator 2,026]

In that case that would be the same because of his huge balls

[BOSS 372]

This is my dream signing. He is the only player i can think of that is better than RVP. If we get him i think he would have the best season he has ever had.

It doesn't get any better when you have Mata, Hazard etc to give you assists. He's the most complete player in the world atm together with Ronaldo.

[Berke 58]

Shame it won't happen because he'd be perfect

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Any chance of us signing him?

Him and Mourinho are really good friends and I guess he'd be a good choice for 2-3 seasons untill Lukaku can be our (hopefully) first choice striker.

[Spike 12,049]

Any chance of us signing him?

Him and Mourinho are really good friends and I guess he'd be a good choice for 2-3 seasons untill Lukaku can be our (hopefully) first choice striker.

I'd dream of it happening. But I can't see it happening outside of dreams, sadly.

Zlatan is perfect.

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Mata- Zlatan swoop plus, like, 15-20m for us. Fair deal IMO.

Too good to actually happen

[The Mak 4,459]

How I love this man. Favourite player outside Chelsea. I've wanted him to move here for years, but I can't see it now to be honest!

[Mouri_Matic 560]

Ibra+ £10m for Mata, would be fair.

[DoubleO 192]

these player + cash -transfers are quite rare. when have we even done such deal?

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Ibra+ £10m for Mata, would be fair.

Not to us, man. There is no way Ibra is worth that much, not with his age. He probably can give 2-3 good seasons for us max and I expect him to play second fiddle to Lukaku next season if we get him

We should be getting atleast 15m for that exchange. Otherwise It'll be just like old time- other sides ripping us off.

[Mouri_Matic 560]

Not to us, man. There is no way Ibra is worth that much, not with his age. He probably can give 2-3 good seasons for us max and I expect him to play second fiddle to Lukaku next season if we get him

We should be getting atleast 15m for that exchange. Otherwise It'll be just like old time- other sides ripping us off.

and if we win a title then he would have paid back all his fee. Are you serious about the 2nd part lol?

[Sidzeret 2,257]

and if we win a title then he would have paid back all his fee. Are you serious about the 2nd part lol?

Really would like that happening, but I don't reckon Zlatan will play second fiddle to anybody. lol

[Mouri_Matic 560]

Really would like that happening, but I don't reckon Zlatan will play second fiddle to anybody. lol

No I mean Lukaku isn't going to be our no1 next season, not without a fight.

[Sidzeret 2,257]

No I mean Lukaku isn't going to be our no1 next season, not without a fight.

Zlatan and Lukaku fighting to be top dog next season? That is going to be huge.

Honestly, we'll probably get the Cavanis or the Falcaos and Lukaku will probably be loaned out again.

I'd prefer the former to the latter.

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

He should definatly go to the prem before he retires. The guy is a beast and still in great form.

He is comedy gold too, always good for a mad quote